soccer is a retarded "sport"

[angusshangus]

Speaking for all americans, soccer, or as idiots call it "football", is the lamest game in the world. Nothing ever happens! There's no scoring! BORING. Only an idiot would waste his time watching this stupid game. To see real athletes play watch American football!

[Dr. Wankler]

Originally posted by angusshangus
To see real athletes play watch American football!

This is so earnest and adorable. Thank you for sharing. Most "special" people like you can't even use the keyboard, so your accomplishments are to be admired. Even though this is the weakest attempt at trolling I've ever seen.

Okay, seriously. Any guesses on whose sockpuppet this is?

[dawgpound2]

Gotta be jri.

[roarksown1]

Silence is golden...but a Red Card would be so nice!

[Elninho]

Originally posted by angusshangus
Speaking for all americans, soccer, or as idiots call it "football", is the lamest game in the world. Nothing ever happens! There's no scoring! BORING. Only an idiot would waste his time watching this stupid game. To see real athletes play watch American football!

Speaking for a fairly good number of Americans, pointyball, or as idiots call it "football", is the lamest game in the world. Nothing ever happens! There's no action, just endless committee meetings! They have to give 6 points for a touchdown to make it look like something's actually going on! BORING. Only an idiot would waste his time watching this stupid game. To see real athletes play watch Association football!

[Thomas A Fina]

Please disperse...nothing to see here...please do NOT feed the trolls...thank you for patience...move along

BTW - That was one of the faster red cards I've seen

Can someone please close the thread

[AFCA]

Yeah... those guys are such great athletes that they need to dress up like a friggin' pantzer division... otherwise it might just hurt and we wouldn't want that. If it's real you want... try rugby.

[Dr. Wankler]

Originally posted by Thomas A Fina
BTW - That was one of the faster red cards I've seen

Can someone please close the thread

The guy might go down as the Kevin Pressman of bigsoccer. Might be worth displaying the thread for that reason alone.

[MeridianFC]

All right finish up. Move along we're closing. If you're not sleeping with the staff we'll need you to leave now.