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Danners9
30 Dec 2005, 12:22 PM
http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=349161&CPID=8&clid=&lid=2&title=Malmo+loan+for+Spurs+kid
Good for him, practise and first team footy. Hopefully he'll come back and be good!
PoshSpur
30 Dec 2005, 01:31 PM
How do you know if he's good or not Danny? You or anyone else has never seen the kid play have they?
Danners9
30 Dec 2005, 01:36 PM
Er, i didn't say anything about him. I said hopefully, when he comes back.
PoshSpur
30 Dec 2005, 01:41 PM
Ah yes, so you did. I renounce my throne and plea insanity!
Danners9
30 Dec 2005, 02:25 PM
Plea rejected.
Sorry, it was a close call though.
But with the throne empty I claim it for myself.
Thank you and goodnight!
PoshSpur
31 Dec 2005, 05:06 AM
The Legend of Tottenham Hotspur Board City
100 years of torment had past over the people living in Tottenham Hotspur Board City. Our great and mighty King, Jaymes I, renounced his throne and pleaded insanity.
With this, a new king was sworn in. This new king was an evil, terrible and demanding king. He came down from Dundee and created a new throne in Eastbourne. His name was Danny.
His reign lasted for 100 horrid years. Our mighty King Jaymes I went into exile once he realised that there was nothing he could do. By going back onto his medicine, he had soon recovered from his aliments. Jaymes I went and resided in the Moderators Only Land.
With the imminent anniversary of the centenary coronation of the self-proclaimed king Danny, the Knights of the realm, lead by Sir Pidge, Sir Pook and Sir Rich, sort out Jaymes I. They pleaded that he come and overthrow evil king Danny.
Jaymes I first declined the offer, but soon rescinded his rejection once he saw thousands of users rise over the horizon begging him to return. His heart felt warm once more.
With that, Jaymes I rallied the Knights together and planned a great attack. The master plan was set and the troops marched across the HTML Mountain range, swam through the PHP swamps, and cut through the MySQL forest until they arrived at Tottenham Hotspur Board City Kingdom.
King Danny looked over from his balcony and with a horrified shriek, begged for mercy.
Jaymes I raised his mouse heavenward and announced himself as grand King of Tottenham Hotspur Board City.
King Jaymes I spared Danny his life, but this didn’t stop Danny from making comments that any of the above was true, or that ‘he’ was still king.
To this day, Danny denies all of the legend. King Jaymes I should have struck him down when he had the chance, although King Jaymes I knew that Danny would make a great court jester, and so, saved his life.
The End
jumhed
31 Dec 2005, 07:24 AM
Jumhed was seen skulking in a cave, watching the action, whilst fingering his ring and shrieking "Oooh, My Precious!"
Danners9
31 Dec 2005, 10:23 AM
It's all lies.
It never happened. Propaganda.
All of it.
Arghhhhhh!!
PoshSpur
31 Dec 2005, 10:53 AM
It's all lies.
It never happened. Propaganda.
All of it.
Arghhhhhh!!
...the Prophesy did mention that you would say those exact words.
Danners9
31 Dec 2005, 11:17 AM
I shall return!
They you will pay.
Everyone else will be fine though, i call vendetta on you. Muhaha.
PoshSpur
02 Jan 2006, 01:55 AM
I shall return!
They you will pay.
Everyone else will be fine though, i call vendetta on you. Muhaha.
...there's no need for a return as you're already here. Muhaha