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BridgeMonkee
23 Dec 2005, 08:16 AM
1. Who is, so far, the most exciting player this season in the EPL?
Joe Cole
2. Who needs to start performing better (On your team)?
Drogba
3. Who's been the most overrated purchase by any team this year?
that long-streak of paralysed p1ss who plays for Liverpool - Crouch
4. High point of the Season?
4-1 over Liverpool was nice
5. Low point of the Season?
not scoring more against Liverpool
6. Most satisfying goal?
any of the ones scored by Joe Cole this season
7. What player do you want your club to sign above any other?
A striker. Adriano or Sheva.
8. Which of your team's players do you want sold?
Not sure we need Carlton Cole. Theo Walcott where are you?
9. The most underrated player in your team?
Paolo at RB probably
10. Most anticipated matchup for you?
some team from spain who we will play in the CL next
11. Next player to be involved with recreational drugs?
Rio Ferdinand
12. It's in 90th minute injury time, Champions League Final. Your team is losing 1-0, and have just been given a dangerous Free-kick dead-center at the top of the 18'. Who do you want to take it?
Lampard
13. Top 5 Ugliest players?
any five players in the Barcelona team - team of gay Lotharios
14. Top 3 Managers?
1. Jose
2. some other bloke.
3. some bloke in charge of a german team probably.
15. Most overrated Manager?
Luxembergo and his little squares
16. Your Dream 11 (And bench of 5).
Cech, Cudicini, Gallas, Ferreira, Terry, Carvalho, Makelele, Lampard, Essien, Duff, Robben, Gudjohnsen, Drogba, Wright-Phillips, J Cole, Crespo.
17. Who do you support on the side?
ENG-GER_LAND
18. FIFA or PES?
19. FM2006, CM2006, LMA2006, or FM06?
20. If your club went bankrupt, lost all of it's current lineup and dropped down two divisions, would you remain a supporter?
as always :D but it aint going to happen in my lifetime
Teso Dos Bichos
23 Dec 2005, 08:41 AM
1. Who is, so far, the most exciting player this season in the EPL?
Wayne 'Bigger than Jesus' Rooney.
2. Who needs to start performing better (On your team)?
The defense.
3. Who's been the most overrated purchase by any team this year?
Robinho.
4. High point of the Season?
None.
5. Low point of the Season?
Ferguson losing the plot and 'sacking' Keane.
6. Most satisfying goal?
Ruud from outside the box. Removes the main reason for the pathetic bashing he unfairly gets.
7. What player do you want your club to sign above any other?
Gennaro Gattuso.
8. Which of your team's players do you want sold?
John O'Shite.
9. The most underrated player in your team?
Darren Fletcher.
10. Most anticipated matchup for you?
Arsenal v Man Utd (Prem).
11. Next player to be involved with recreational drugs?
Raping Van Persie.
12. It's in 90th minute injury time, Champions League Final. Your team is losing 1-0, and have just been given a dangerous Free-kick dead-center at the top of the 18'. Who do you want to take it?
Anyone, then Juninho Pernambucano. From Man Utd, I guess it would be Giggs by default. :rolleyes:
13. Top 5 Ugliest players?
I don't stare at players in that way.
14. Top 3 Managers?
1. Fabio Capello
2. Ottmar Hitzfeld
3. Rafa Benitez
15. Most overrated Manager?
Jose Mourinho.
Very good manager, but gets far too much praise for what he has actually done. Cheating to the Uefa Cup, lucky to win the Champion's League and then walked into Claudio's job and took the final step. I ask you this: How many of Jose's players would be in your best starting XI?
16. Your Dream 11 (And bench of 5).
----------Ruud---Rooney
----'Dinho---Ballack---Gerrard
------------Gattuso
Heinze---Nesta---Ayala---Puyol
-------------Buffon
Bench: Cech, Zambrotta, Keane, C. Ronaldo, Shevchenko.
17. Who do you support on the side?
Man Utd, St. Pauli, New Jersey Devils.
18. FIFA or PES?
Easily PES or it's Winning 11 variant.
19. FM2006, CM2006, LMA2006, or FM06?
Football Manager wins hands down each and every time.
20. If your club went bankrupt, lost all of it's current lineup and dropped down two divisions, would you remain a supporter?
Hell yes.
yasik19
23 Dec 2005, 10:18 AM
Teso, i don't want to get into an argument on Jose being overrated right now, since i'm in a festive spirit, but you are dead wrong. What he achieved as a manager so far, has been tremendous. To say he is overrated just b/c Chelsea spent a lot of money is idiotic at best. He knows the game better than most managers and he is still very very young. By the time his career is over, he will win everything, mark my words.
Eddie26
23 Dec 2005, 10:37 AM
I've been a Chelsea supporter on this site for 2 years, but have recently stopped because of the way people like you treat other fans(I'm all for rivalries but some of the things you do is mind boggling), YOU are also a perfect example of soemone with 0 sense of humor. With the obvious exceptions of Clan, nice, yasik(!), and lobo, I have lost all respect for CFC fans(don't worry I never had any respect for you in the first place).
WTF? Seriously, did crack recently become a side dish at your high school lunch?
yasik19
23 Dec 2005, 10:39 AM
WTF? Seriously, did crack recently become a side dish at your high school lunch?
uh, crack - breakfast of champions.
Teso Dos Bichos
23 Dec 2005, 10:49 AM
Teso,
Also not wanting to get into an argument, but just think about the question that I posed.
yasik19
23 Dec 2005, 10:53 AM
Also not wanting to get into an argument, but just think about the question that I posed.
i don't understand your question. Who do you mean as Jose's players?
Teso Dos Bichos
23 Dec 2005, 10:54 AM
Players that he has signed.
yasik19
23 Dec 2005, 10:58 AM
Players that he has signed.
Paulo, Del Horno, Robben, Cech (although i can't remember if it was Ranieiri or not), maybe Dicky, Essien, SWP (also a maybe). Still, just b/c he already had most of the players, it's not about that, it's about what he did with them. Look at Lampard, Cole, Guddy, Terry. Who knows how those players would have developed unders someone else. It's how he has Chelsea playing as a team, and not a bunch of headless chickens running around, like they do at Bernabau.
Teso Dos Bichos
23 Dec 2005, 11:24 AM
Well, despite your cash crisis he had you sitting in second before injuries wrecked the squad. After Roman came in, he got you to a CL semi and finished second in the league. He was then never given the chance to work with his last signings, Cech and Robben. Not slagging off Jose, but I feel Claudio is treated very harshly by your fans and the media. We are getting a bit off-topic though, which is a bit surprising considering the board, but what the hell. :)
Eddie26
23 Dec 2005, 11:59 AM
Well, despite your cash crisis he had you sitting in second before injuries wrecked the squad. After Roman came in, he got you to a CL semi and finished second in the league. He was then never given the chance to work with his last signings, Cech and Robben. Not slagging off Jose, but I feel Claudio is treated very harshly by your fans and the media. We are getting a bit off-topic though, which is a bit surprising considering the board, but what the hell. :)
I disagree. I don't know Raneiri was treated harshly at all. Many people were upset with the way it went down. Many (most) of the starting players on the team today were bought by Claudio. We have him to thank for Robben, Duff, Cole, Cech, Gallas, Lampard, Makelele, Bridge.
However, I do think that there was/is a feeling that Claudio was not the man to take us to the next level.
1. Who is, so far, the most exciting player this season in the EPL?
Lamps of course.
2. Who needs to start performing better (On your team)?
Paulo Ferreira and Didi at times. ;)
3. Who's been the most overrated purchase by any team this year?
Peter Crouch. Or perhaps Edgar Davids.
4. High point of the Season?
So far, the first time we beat the Arse in the league.
5. Low point of the Season?
Losing to Charlton on PK's in the League Cup. <-- agreed.
6. Most satisfying goal?
JT's first of the season.
7. What player do you want your club to sign above any other?
Eddie, I've lost all respect with your Eto'o answer. I'd say Sheva.
8. Which of your team's players do you want sold?
Carvalho
9. The most underrated player in your team?
Eidur Gudjohnsen, Bridgey and Gallas.
10. Most anticipated matchup for you?
Playing Barca will be fun.
11. Next player to be involved with recreational drugs?
Tie between Bellamy and Rio.
12. It's in 90th minute injury time, Champions League Final. Your team is losing 1-0, and have just been given a dangerous Free-kick dead-center at the top of the 18'. Who do you want to take it?
Lamps, DUH.
13. Top 5 Ugliest players?
1. Ronaldinho
2. Peter Crouch
3. Lee Hendrie
4. Wayne Rooney
5. Duncan Ferguson
14. Top 3 Managers?
1. Jose Mourinho
2. Martin Jol
3. Steve McClaren
15. Most overrated Manager?
Sir Rednose.
16. Who do you support on the side?
England NT and DC United
18. FIFA or PES?
Neither. ;)
19. FM2006, CM2006, LMA2006, or FM06?
None of the above - haven't played video games in ages. :o
20. If your club went bankrupt, lost all of it's current lineup and dropped down two divisions, would you remain a supporter?
Chelsea 'til I die. [/QUOTE]
yasik19
23 Dec 2005, 01:20 PM
I totally forgot about Eddie's Eto'o answer. what the hell Eddie? Why do you want that loud mouth on our team? If you want someone like him, chose Owen at least, he is English.
phishy
23 Dec 2005, 01:24 PM
If you want someone like him, chose Owen at least, he is English.
ya, his size and he's english are really the only downsides to owen.
yasik19
23 Dec 2005, 01:29 PM
ya, his size and he's english are really the only downsides to owen.
unless you support England.
gaijin
23 Dec 2005, 02:50 PM
1. Who is, so far, the most exciting player this season in the EPL?
Probably Lampard. Or maybe Chimbonda.
2. Who needs to start performing better (On your team)?
The starting XI
3. Who's been the most overrated purchase by any team this year?
Crouchinho
4. High point of the Season?
Boro 4-1 Man Utd
Loko 3-2 CSKA
Bordeaux 0-2 PSG
5. Low point of the Season?
Allowing your former player to sign for your nearest rivals and grab a 79th winner against you? Losing the title when 12 points clear? Being utterly shite at the back?
6. Most satisfying goal?
Mendieta's 2nd against Man Utd.
7. What player do you want your club to sign above any other?
Realisitcally - Steven Pressley (Hearts)
Unrealisitcally - Nemanja Vidic (Spartak Moscow)
8. Which of your team's players do you want sold?
Ugo can leave as far as I'm concerned...
9. The most underrated player in your team?
George Boateng
10. Most anticipated matchup for you?
Mackems v Boro - a revenge is in order for the scum.
11. Next player to be involved with recreational drugs?
Gabriel Heinze. Mainly because the Argentinian tennis federation have their eyes on him. Plus its probably lonely when your injured.
12. It's in 90th minute injury time, Champions League Final. Your team is losing 1-0, and have just been given a dangerous Free-kick dead-center at the top of the 18'. Who do you want to take it?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Trick question.
I would never see my team reach a CL final.
Plus, I would never see my team awarded a dangerous FK.
And, I would never see my team only be down 1-0 with 90 mins to go.
13. Top 5 Ugliest players?
1. Franck Ribery
2. Franck Ribery jr
3. Franck Ribery III
4. Franck Ribery IV
5. Franck Ribery V
14. Top 3 Managers?
1. Mourinho
2. Cappello
3. Wenger
15. Most overrated Manager?
Steve McClaren
16. Your Dream 11 (And bench of 5).
Buffon
Cafu---Terry---Yepes---Sorin
Vieira
Juninho---Ballack---Ronaldinho
Henry-----Adriano
Bench:
Boss
Evseev
Loskov
Sychev
Bilyaletdinov
17. Who do you support on the side?
Rotor Volgograd, Swansea City, Hertha Berlin, Dinamo Zagreb and Red Star 93.
18. FIFA or PES?
PES by far...
19. FM2006, CM2006, LMA2006, or FM06?
FM2006 is much harder than the latter imo. Especially because I seem to suck at it with most teams. :(
20. If your club went bankrupt, lost all of it's current lineup and dropped down two divisions, would you remain a supporter?
Middlesbrough have already done this, so I would have no problem adjusting. I don't support my team because they are successful...
gaijin
23 Dec 2005, 03:00 PM
You do wonder if Chelsea should have signed Owen.
I think they would be laughing, instead he's stuck at a wasted club, up thar in Geordieland.
Clan
23 Dec 2005, 05:03 PM
1. Who is, so far, the most exciting player this season in the EPL?
Joey Cole.
2. Who needs to start performing better (On your team)?
Gudjohnson, Drogba, Robben and SWP.
3. Who's been the most overrated purchase by any team this year?
Baptista
4. High point of the Season?
Thumping the Scouse at Anfield.
5. Low point of the Season?
Losing in the first round of the league cup, as holders.
6. Most satisfying goal?
Crespo in the season opener, setting the tone for the season.
7. What player do you want your club to sign above any other?
Adriano
8. Which of your team's players do you want sold?
Drogba for Adriano.
Cole is English, from the youth system, he stays.End of.
9. The most underrated player in your team?
Geremi
10. Most anticipated matchup for you?
Winning the first FA Cup at the new wembley - to go with winning the last one at the old wembley.
No history eh? :)
11. Next player to be involved with recreational drugs?
They all are.
12. It's in 90th minute injury time, Champions League Final. Your team is losing 1-0, and have just been given a dangerous Free-kick dead-center at the top of the 18'. Who do you want to take it?
Supah F.
13. Top 5 Ugliest players?
Zzzzzzz
14. Top 3 Managers?
1. Jose Mourinho
2. Sam Allardyce
3. Paul Jewell
15. Most overrated Manager?
SGE
16. Your Dream 11 (And bench of 5).
Cech
Terry
Gallas
Bridge
Ferriera
Lampard
Essien
Cole
Duff
Robben
Adriano
SWP, Carvalho, Gudjohnson, Cudicini, Del Horno
17. Who do you support on the side?
England
18. FIFA or PES?
Zzzzz
19. FM2006, CM2006, LMA2006, or FM06?
Zzzzz
20. If your club went bankrupt, lost all of it's current lineup and dropped down two divisions, would you remain a supporter?
Been there, done that.