Football Chants

[BridgeMonkee]

You gotta love Football Chants and Songs. . .

Some of my favorites
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Uncle Fern will like this one…

(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 ="">Norwich</st1> </st1:city>family
der der der der clap clap etc
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<st1:city w:st="on">Newcastle</st1:city> fans towards <st1 ="">Sunderland</st1> fans.

''Going down .going down going down, the macckems fans reply.....
So are we , so are we , so are we .

Cruel, but funny…

"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

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We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

<st1:city w:st="on"><st1 =""></st1></st1:city>Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he
didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.

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A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....

*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says ******** YOU!!
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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from Football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..

He's red, He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad, Carra's dad


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[liverbird]

"**** off Chelsea FC
You ain't got no history
5 European Cups and 18 leagues
that's what we call history"

Heard at Stamford Bridge from the traveling Kop.

[JoshDB]

"**** off Chelsea FC
You ain't got no history
5 European Cups and 18 leagues
that's what we call history"

Heard at Stamford Bridge from the traveling Kop.

Why weren't they singing it at home in the Premier League?

Oh...

[liverbird]

Why weren't they singing it at home in the Premier League?

Oh...

Probably were -- I just wasn't there. ;)

Another to the tune of Sleepy Jean

"Cheer up Peter Reid
oh what can it mean
to a complete wanker
with a sh1te football team"

also:

"It's here,
it's there,
Phil's nose is everywhere"

Liverpool opponents taunting Phil Thompson.

[Bluto11]

you are a scouser
an ugly scouser
you're only happy on Giro day
your mom's out stealing
your dad's drug dealing
please don't take my hubcaps away

[liverbird]

you are a scouser
an ugly scouser
you're only happy on Giro day
your mom's out stealing
your dad's drug dealing
please don't take my hubcaps away


Do you sing that to Rooney?

[Bluto11]

Do you sing that to Rooney?
me personally, nope.

i just found it while browsing www.footballchants.org

[Toon³]

Emre pass you make
Emre shot you take
Emre goal you make
Emre heart you break
We'll be watching you!

[liverbird]

Ok, to the tune of Que Sera, Sera

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
he hits the ball forty yards
he's big and he's ********ing hard
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

[JoshDB]

Here for the money
You're only here for the money
Here for the money
You're only here for the money

[liverbird]

From MLS:

"Adu, you only came for Adu
and then he scored on you"

[Clan]

My all time fav..

To the tune of 'Seasons in the Sun'

We had joy, we had fun
We had Tottenham on the run
But the fun didn't last
'coz the bastards ran too fast

[Clan]

We used to have quite a few mouthy feckers show up at the Bridge.
A nice (very loud) round of this one, always shut them up...it was afterall, Chelsea.

To the tune of that Irish song...tipperary (sp?)

It's a long way to Fulham broadway
It's a long way to run
It's a long way to Fulham broadway
...and we'll be there before you <---very loud right here, always did the trick.

[Bluto11]

Thiago, whoa oh oh
Thiago, whoa oh oh
he comes from Sao Paulo
he plays for Chicago

sung by a few peeps at Chicago Fire matches, but no one seems to want to join in. They all just want to sing "Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire, lo lo lo lo" for 90 minutes.

[Clan]

Okay all you Chelsea fans - here's a trivia one for you.

We sang this one for a reason, many years ago.
It has a bit of history.
No running off to Prenn for the answer now mind ;

"One Sam Allardyce...there's only one Sam Allardyce"

Get yer thinking caps on lads (and lassies)

[liverbird]

We used to have quite a few mouthy feckers show up at the Bridge.
A nice (very loud) round of this one, always shut them up...it was afterall, Chelsea.

To the tune of that Irish song...tipperary (sp?)

It's a long way to Fulham broadway
It's a long way to run
It's a long way to Fulham broadway
...and we'll be there before you <---very loud right here, always did the trick.

Although it's actually only about 200 yards.

One we may all agree on is:

"Who the ******** are Man United"

Another is:

"Peter Reid peels bananas wif his feet,
bananas wif his feet, bananas wif his feet"

[Clan]

Although it's actually only about 200 yards.


:D

Bit like no mans land at the second battle of the Marne - it's not really the actual distance, it's what was involved in getting there ;)

[srd....]

He’s fat
He’s round
He’s never spent a pound
Doug Ellis, Doug Ellis

Chim Chimminy,
Chim Chimminy,
Chim Chim Charoo
We hate those b*****ds in claret and blue....

[liverbird]

:D

Bit like no mans land at the second battle of the Marne - it's not really the actual distance, it's what was involved in getting there ;)

Well played! ;)

[srd....]

Okay all you Chelsea fans - here's a trivia one for you.

We sang this one for a reason, many years ago.
It has a bit of history.
No running off to Prenn for the answer now mind ;

"One Sam Allardyce...there's only one Sam Allardyce"

Get yer thinking caps on lads (and lassies)

how many years we talking about here,i know alot of the older lads were delighted when bloton relegated leeds,but i dont remember any sam chants t.b.h.