Football Chants

[Clan]

how many years we talking about here,i know alot of the older lads were delighted when bloton relegated leeds,but i dont remember any sam chants t.b.h.

It was only afew years after Wilkins was sold (unwillingly) to man U ;)

[BridgeMonkee]

"**** off Chelsea FC
You ain't got no history
5 European Cups and 18 leagues
that's what we call history"

Heard at Stamford Bridge from the traveling Kop.

In the mid to late 80's at anfield (we) outsang the famous kop, again, near to half time when to the tune of "feed the world" (Band Aid song)

Feed a scouser
Let them have some charity

(repeat ten times for effect)

"20,000 scouse jaws dropped, it was priceless.

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job,
Sign on, sign on.

Liverpool again late 80's to Walk on

Does the Social
Does the Social
Does the Social know you're here?
Does the Social know you're here?

<st1:city w:st="on">Chelsea</st1:city> v<st1 =""> Liverpool</st1> 1982

always a fave one of mine. . .

We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds
We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds
We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds
We are the <st1 ="">Leeds</st1>

and of course, old time classic..To Mickey Greenaway aka the Zigger-Zagger man - Died August 25th 1999

Zigga Zagga
Zigga Zagga

and the reply

Oi! Oi! Oi!

[liverbird]

In the mid to late 80's at anfield (we) outsang the famous kop, again, near to half time when to the tune of "feed the world" (Band Aid song)

Feed a scouser
Let them have some charity

(repeat ten times for effect)

"20,000 scouse jaws dropped, it was priceless.

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job,
Sign on, sign on.

Liverpool again late 80's to Walk on

Does the Social
Does the Social
Does the Social know you're here?
Does the Social know you're here?

<st1:city w:st="on">Chelsea</st1:city> v<st1 =""> Liverpool</st1> 1982

always a fave one of mine. . .

We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds
We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds
We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds
We are the <st1 ="">Leeds</st1>

and of course, old time classic..To Mickey Greenaway aka the Zigger-Zagger man - Died August 25th 1999

Zigga Zagga
Zigga Zagga

and the reply

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Excuse me, but Chelsea fans weren't the originators of the anti-scouser songs. You were probably a massive Thatcher supporter as well. They are still funny ... :D

And it is "Sign on, Sign on and you'll never work again" ;)

[BridgeMonkee]

You were probably a massive Thatcher supporter as well. They are still funny ... :D


thatcher!!? please there really is no need for that. the grocer's daughter is no friend of mine.

Chelsea fans did in fact originate many of the anti-scouser songs btw

Walk on, walk on
With a porcupine up your arse
And you'll never walk again
You'll never walk again

Tuesday May 8th, Liverpool 2-2 <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 ="">Chelsea</st1></st1:city>

Sing when you're thieving
You only sing when you're thieving

Sunday January 26th 1997 <st1:city w:st="on">Chelsea</st1:city> 4-2 <st1 ="">Liverpool</st1> FA Cup 3rd Round

De-oh
Di Matte-o
Vialli scores and the scousers go home
Not one, not two, not three but four
Vialli scores and the scousers go home

To the tune of the Banana Boat Song




Back in the 80’s Liverpoool were mainly supported by little kids, little brats that didn’t like losing, you’d go to games and most of the scousers would be children with their Dads, so all the singing from the Liverpool end was mainly high-pitched voices…

<o =""></o>Can you teach your
Can you teach your
Can you teach your Dads to sing?
Can you teach your Dads to sing?

and

Stamp on your lolly,
I'm gonna stamp on your lolly

To the tune of "Guantanamera"

[liverbird]

Back in the 80’s Liverpoool were mainly supported by little kids, little brats that didn’t like losing, you’d go to games and most of the scousers would be children with their Dads, so all the singing from the Liverpool end was mainly high-pitched voices…

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Well, this is your board and I don't want to turn it into a rivalries thread, but back in the 80's Liverpool didn't do much losing so our supporters, whoever they were, didn't get upset much. And it is logically inconsistent to suggest our supporters are all drug dealers and car thieves and then insist our support is made up of frontrunning suburban kids and their parents. It is either one or the other. But as to songs, since LFC has been so successful it is not surprising that there are a number of anti-scouser songs and that occasionally they are funny.

[Clan]

Well, this is your board and I don't want to turn it into a rivalries thread, but back in the 80's Liverpool didn't do much losing so our supporters, whoever they were, didn't get upset much. And it is logically inconsistent to suggest our supporters are all drug dealers and car thieves and then insist our support is made up of frontrunning suburban kids and their parents. It is either one or the other. But as to songs, since LFC has been so successful it is not surprising that there are a number of anti-scouser songs and that occasionally they are funny.

nah - thats an easy one.

The drug dealers were the parents, the thieves were their children.

Simple.

:D

[fernb8]

You gotta love Football Chants and Songs. . .

Some of my favorites
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Uncle Fern will like this one…

(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 ="">Norwich</st1> </st1:city>family
der der der der clap clap etc
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<st1:city w:st="on">Newcastle</st1:city> fans towards <st1 ="">Sunderland</st1> fans.

''Going down .going down going down, the macckems fans reply.....
So are we , so are we , so are we .

Cruel, but funny…

"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

<o =""></o>He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

<st1:city w:st="on"><st1 =""></st1></st1:city>Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he
didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.

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A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....

*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says ******** YOU!!
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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from Football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..

He's red, He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad, Carra's dad


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he he

well done me old mate

Good one when we played West Ham in the Cup one year and they had Don Hutchison (ex Evertonian)


sung to Oh Ah Cantona


Oh Ah
Purse pincher
Your a purse pincher
Oh Ah

[OrlandoSPUR]

"We don't need no drunken drivers
no baggage stealers in our team,
no lying Judas or cocaine dealers,
Wenger leave those kids alone.

HEY WENGER LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE

All in all your another prick from Arsenal"


Clan I think you got your earlier song wrong

"..and like West Ham they fade and die,
Arsenal always running,
Chelsea running to,
Tottenham always running, cos there running after you"

....my all time fav scouse song

"In your Liverpool slums,
in your Liverpool slums,
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead cat and think its a treat,
in your Liverpool slums"

[BridgeMonkee]

It is either one or the other.

Well when they played away games in London, there would be a lot of young kids supporting Liverpool - surely if you went to the games you would know that? How could you have missed them? - of course some mustachioed villains would come down from Liverpool, just cashed a giro or robbed a granny or something

[BridgeMonkee]

nah - thats an easy one.

The drug dealers were the parents, the thieves were their children.

Simple.

:D

:D :D

To the tune of 'Ghostbusters'

Who we gonna kill?
Scouse bastards!

very old skool....

Who's that lying on the carpet?
Who's that dying on the floor?
It's Bill Shankly on 'is back
'cos 'e's had an 'eart attack
And 'e won't be going to Wember-lee no more!

To the tune of 'Halls of Montezuma'

<o =""></o>In the deepest, darkest Liverpool
Where the Mile End's never been
Lies the mutilated body of a scouser
Where the North Stand's kicked him in.
Fair thee well to Manchester,
Fair thee well to Merseyside,
We will fight , fight , fight for Chelsea
Till we've won the football league.

[BridgeMonkee]

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had a wonkey eye (Oh she had a wonkey eye) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had a broken nose (Oh she had a broken nose) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had a hair lip (Oh she had a hair lip) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had a double chin (Oh she had a double chin) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she had 48s (Oh she had 48s) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she VD (Oh she had VD) VD (VD) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she a hairy arse (Oh she had a hairy arse) A hairy arse (A hairy arse) VD (VD) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Oh she a club foot (Oh she a club foot) A club foot (A club foot) A hairy arse (A hairy arse) VD (VD) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Have you seen a Gooner wife? (Have you seen a Gooner wife?) A club foot (A club foot) A hairy arse (A hairy arse) VD (VD) 48s (48s) A double chin (A double chin) A hair lip (A hair lip) A broken nose (A broken nose) A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye) Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr..... Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette Chelsea! (clap clap clap), Chelsea! (clap clap clap), Chelsea!

[yasik19]

maybe Eddie can give us that link he provided us last year of the video of lads in the bar singing that.

[minorthreat]

Which Liverpool player was it that got serenaded with "you nicked my stereo, you nicked my stereo" to the tune of La donna e mobile? I laughed my ass off when I heard about that.

Most of the good Real Madrid songs don't translate well, sadly.