Eight Crazy Nudes

[KevTheGooner]

^^phunny story...there was this girl who I went elem school with named Elizabeth Holmes. She had the biggest boobs for a 5th grader. We lived in the same part of the 'hood...we'd hang out, etc. We were helping out for the school talent show one afternoon - both working the curtains. So we are basically on stage, behind the curtains by ourselves while the rest of the kids and teachers are on the floor.

I was wearing the old school Jimmy'z shorts...you know the ones with the velcro belt (they are so awesomely bad). While behind the curtains, Elizabeth and I were basically hooking up...if you can remember the Jimmy'z shorts, one pocket had, essentially, a hole in it...2 + 2...she'd take a grab then I'd return the favor (some of the best boobies ever let me tell you). After that, we'd hook up occasionally on 'study dates'.

Now the funny part. My 3 older brothers, to this day, do not believe my story. I SWEAR it happened...but they still think it wasn't possible for lil bready to be a playa in 5th grade. I got more action in 5th grade then I did between 6th and 10th. maybe not the funniest story in hindsight but it just kills me my brothers STILL refuse to believe me.

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Dude, scoring with anyone in 5th grade, boobies or no, is a mindblowing thing.

So I think I see where this book is coming from! I'm curious about what would motivate someone to write a book about it..but it seems like an obvious topic now that I've heard about it!

[Bluto11]

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Dude, scoring with anyone in 5th grade, boobies or no, is a mindblowing thing.

So I think I see where this book is coming from! I'm curious about what would motivate someone to write a book about it..but it seems like an obvious topic now that I've heard about it!
a coworker gave it to me to read. It is an easy read. The style seems almost childish, like the kid himself is telling the story at whatever point in his life he is at. The beginning is great. Since he's Korean all the kids in town think he knows martial arts so he pretends to be a kung fun master and teach them stuff.

[phishy]

I believe you Breadman!

girls have boobs in 5th grade?

i am calling **************** on ryan. :D

[Bluto11]

girls have boobs in 5th grade?

i am calling **************** on ryan. :D
at every school there is the one girl who gets them really early, and then they never grow again so by the time high school rolls around they aren't the biggest anymore.

[Gunner Phan]

girls have boobs in 5th grade?

i am calling **************** on ryan. :D

oh, she didn't have boobies....she had HUGE boobies (34 C)

I'll swear on the Torah if needed.

[antifan]

at every school there is the one girl who gets them really early, and then they never grow again so by the time high school rolls around they aren't the biggest anymore.
At my school the first "early bloomer" was about 6th grade. And she had huge jugs. She was generally known by the moniker "Suzy Boobies" until graduation. :D

[Gunner Phan]

rep!

Dude, scoring with anyone in 5th grade, boobies or no, is a mindblowing thing.



what can I say? 3 older brothers with major influence over their lil bro...they had me thinking of women before I probably should have been.

I remember being home sick in 3rd grade and my brothers coming home with the first porn tape I ever saw.

[Bluto11]

what can I say? 3 older brothers with major influence over their lil bro...they had me thinking of women before I probably should have been.

I remember being home sick in 3rd grade and my brothers coming home with the first porn tape I ever saw.
3rd grade!?!?!? yeah, that's young

[antifan]

what can I say? 3 older brothers with major influence over their lil bro...they had me thinking of women before I probably should have been.

I remember being home sick in 3rd grade and my brothers coming home with the first porn tape I ever saw.
Ahh, there's nothing like your first real porn. Mine was actually a tape of extended trailers for a bunch of old school porns. The trailer for "Devil in Miss Jones 2" was the one i remember best. I think the first full blown porn movie i saw was "The World According to Ginger" starring Ginger and Amber Lynn. That was definitely an eye opener! :D

[HighburyGoon]

I've got three grade school boobies stories; two are mine, one's my dad's:

First my dad's:

When my dad was in 8th grade, his class went on a field trip to Bear Mt. in NY. The trip included a boat ride out on a lake. It was a hot day, and everyone decided to jump into the water, including the girl with the biggest boobs. So they all jump in, and when everyone surfaced, they noticed that there were several tissues floating near the big boobie girl. Suddenly, she's wasn't the girl with the biggest boobs anymore.


Now my stories:

1.) In sixth grade, we were playing kickball during recess, when the girl with the biggest boobs got hit squarely in the chest with the ball. The kid who had kicked the ball just also happened to be the class clown. He immediately ran over to her and starting rubbing her chest, saying "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry." He was suspended for two days, but later admitted to all of us that is was worth it. What he would never admit to - and we all suspected - was that he had kicked it at the girl on purpose.

2.)In eighth grade (at a different school), we were doing an art project when the girl with the biggest boobs got accidentally stabbed in the palm of her hand with a pair of scissors. The teacher had stepped out for a moment, but the girl seemed okay until someone mentioned that there may have been rust on the scissors, and that she may need a tetnus shot. At this point she immediately fell backwards in her chair - passed out. Remembering something I'd seen on TV or in a movie, I quickly shouted, "Quick, loosen her clothes!" I honestly thought that this would be helpful, until I of course had a moment to consider what I had just said. However, it was too late. The girl closest to her opened her Catholic school uniform blouse to expose to what was at this point the most beautiful sight I had ever laid eyes on. Within seconds, someone had run out into the hallway, grabbed the teacher, and Jill was quickly covered up. Oh, but what a 30 seconds it was. :p

[KevTheGooner]

what can I say? 3 older brothers with major influence over their lil bro...they had me thinking of women before I probably should have been.

I remember being home sick in 3rd grade and my brothers coming home with the first porn tape I ever saw.

I'm not shy about porn..but I gotta ask what you thought of that at the time!

BTW: You gotta love the OT threads. From books to porn in just 20 posts!

[surfcam]

oh, she didn't have boobies....she had HUGE boobies (34 C)

I'll swear on the Torah if needed.

I believe you. There was a girl in my 3rd grade class that was starting to grow a set and they were mighty by the 5th grade. No hookups for me though.

[surfcam]

BTW: You gotta love the OT threads. From books to porn in just 20 posts!

That is the way we roll! You never know what is around the corner! :D :D

[Gunner Phan]

I'm not shy about porn..but I gotta ask what you thought of that at the time!

BTW: You gotta love the OT threads. From books to porn in just 20 posts!


1. I really didn't know what to think at the time...the name of the movie I believe is 'Letha Unleashed' or something like that...

2. thanks for the new sig

[phishy]

i hate that i keep giving rep to the same people damnit... id rep all yall again~

:)

[Bluto11]

i hate that i keep giving rep to the same people damnit... id rep all yall again~

:)
phishy, my phone is being dumb. i can't text from inside my office. i'll resend it once i get outside.

[phishy]

phishy, my phone is being dumb. i can't text from inside my office. i'll resend it once i get outside.

thx dan, i was wondering what was up....

cheers... and with that... i am outttttttta here...
ciao!

[HighburyGoon]

First porn I ever saw was a soft-core porn called, "Love Circles Around The World."

Here's the IMDB entry for it: http://imdb.com/title/tt0098221/

[surfcam]

1. I really didn't know what to think at the time...the name of the movie I believe is 'Letha Unleashed' or something like that...

2. thanks for the new sig

There goes my sig quote. Oh well. :( ;)

[Gunner Phan]

There goes my sig quote. Oh well. :( ;)

something tells me you'll get back in there at some point....:p