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surfcam
06 Dec 2005, 02:42 PM
There's a joke about parole in there somewhere, just gimme some time.
Notice they never seem to have any "gentlemen" in the lot.
And exactly what type of nastyfilthydirty movie are ye plannin' on watchin all by your lonesome, there, young lad? ;)
The filthy Harry Potter movie!!!! :eek: :D
arsenalgirl30016
06 Dec 2005, 02:43 PM
The filthy Harry Potter movie!!!! :eek: :D
Cam you are a wild and crazy guy! ;)
surfcam
06 Dec 2005, 02:43 PM
I know we have gone over this before but what are the merits/benefits for faithful married men to go to strip clubs? Just wondering........ :rolleyes: ;)
I don't go to those places when Leigh is out of town. They are too expensive! :D
surfcam
06 Dec 2005, 02:44 PM
Cam you are a wild and crazy guy! ;)
I know!!! Truely walking the line between faithful husband and sleazy man! :D
arsenalgirl30016
06 Dec 2005, 02:44 PM
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY,
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY,
HAPPY HAP-PY ending.
For who? :D
surfcam
06 Dec 2005, 02:45 PM
Well, time to tune in the pool and Chav match and do some work for a change!
Gunner Phan
06 Dec 2005, 02:54 PM
For who? :D
I don't know lol...the cold medicine has me all 'whoo-hoo' and sh!te
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HighburyGoon
06 Dec 2005, 02:57 PM
The filthy Harry Potter movie!!!! :eek: :D
Dude, you mean I forgot to tell you guys about the hot Ginny/Hermione action?
http://www.imagecrown.com/images/dooker/ginny03.jpg
arsenalgirl30016
06 Dec 2005, 03:03 PM
Just got this one by email pretty funny in light of the conversations today!
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
KevTheGooner
06 Dec 2005, 03:19 PM
LOL! Good one Steph!
Squeaky clean bill of dental health here. Not suprising since my mouth is basically made out of metal at this point...there's almost nothing left to decay!
http://bondnet.de/galerie/movies/bond/10tswlm/jaws.jpg
I really should have brushed more as a kid. :D
GriffinGunner
06 Dec 2005, 03:47 PM
Congrats on the clean teeth! Next time someone has you in a choke hold you'll be thankful for those healthy chompers!! :)
Nice bit o' humor, Red! Could use the laugh.
Anyone else have trouble turning off Adult Swim? That was my saving grace at the hotel last week. Stewie, Brian, Birdman and Meatwad... How could you go wrong? Made staring at the computer at 7:30 the next morning a tad uncomfortable, but at least I had something to chuckle about.
GriffinGunner
06 Dec 2005, 03:48 PM
BTW Steph. You and yours going to the Splenda Bowl?
HighburyGoon
06 Dec 2005, 04:00 PM
Anyone else have trouble turning off Adult Swim? That was my saving grace at the hotel last week. Stewie, Brian, Birdman and Meatwad... How could you go wrong? Made staring at the computer at 7:30 the next morning a tad uncomfortable, but at least I had something to chuckle about.
I love Adult Swim!
feej92
06 Dec 2005, 04:06 PM
I've been thinking of going to Vegas for NYE, but i'm not sure about it. I think i've already been there about 5 times this year.
yup, been there 3 times this year myself. but...the last time was in July. so i'm due.
surfcam
06 Dec 2005, 04:12 PM
Just got this one by email pretty funny in light of the conversations today!
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
***note to self***
Switch the clubs up a bit! ;) :D
HighburyGoon
06 Dec 2005, 05:03 PM
***note to self***
Switch the clubs up a bit! ;) :D
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surfcam
06 Dec 2005, 05:54 PM
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For some reason that site is blocked by the firewall. Oh well.
Bluto11
06 Dec 2005, 06:46 PM
For some reason that site is blocked by the firewall. Oh well.
there are definetly some not work safe tshirts on that site
LizAFC
06 Dec 2005, 07:25 PM
More procrastinating to be done tonight, as I have my terrorism final tomorrow.
Boing.
Bluto11
06 Dec 2005, 07:39 PM
some observations:
Raven Simone on I love the 80s: 1989 talking about Cross Colors and other African centric items. she was 4, how the ******** does she remember?
Duke beating VT, sorry GP, and storming the court. You are the number 1 team in the nation and are supposed to beat VT, this does not necessitate a storming of the court. Storming the court is really overrated and overdone. It happened once at IWU, when we beat Wheaton College my senior year to win our first outright CCIW conference title in 5 years.
Liz, terrorism final? sounds interesting. what are you studying at school?