Operation Rescue the Shield

[jmeissen0]

I have a assembled a crack team consisting of myself, slarvn21, and the infamous Mr. Brown (purely for comic relief). Our goal is to invade the great state of Florida, take on the evil forces of the Afuciandos, and rescue the Supporters Shield.

We are highly trained in the arts of fleeing police; sticking to a story; running like all hell; driving very, very fast & erratically; and blending in with shrubbery.

With these skills, and your money, we will embark upon our quest to return the Supporters Shield to its rightful owners... the fans of Major League Soccer.

How long this operation will take, we do not know. But we do assure you, that once we enter Florida, we will not exit without the Supporters Shield in our possession!!*

If you want your team to have a chance to win the Supporters Shield, then you must act now. Please donate beer, money or beer to our cause.**


Leader of the rescue efforts,
-Jim Meissen














*if we are kicked out of the state of Florida and barred from future entrance by state or federal laws or law enforcement, we reserve the right to keep your beer and money until the state of Florida will hear our demands for being let back in


**if you donate to our cause, we will set up a recognition level: friends (lowest), super friends (you gave more), and super duper friends (big time doners)

[Kryptonite]

the miami fusion fan stole the supporter's shield. we need all MLS ultras to go down there and punk him up.

[jmeissen0]

Yes, but my crack team of drunks, drugs, and dunces are willing to use our expertise for the good of all. All we need is your money and beer, preferably Shiner Bock or Leinenkugel's (Orginal or Big Butt).

We have the hippie mobile primed and ready to go. Mr. Brown is willing to take time off for this adventure. (He thinks he is going to Florida to pick mushrooms, stupid hippie)

Act now and you can be one of the first 5 people to get a commemerative pin, that will be a permanent reminder of your support for this operation.

[spejic]

I have a pair of black army pants and boots. I am also skilled in the art of curling into a fetal position and crying "Mommy Mommy". Am I qualified to join you?

[scudley]

army pants AND boots??? I am sure you are more than qualified :)

[jmeissen0]

Originally posted by spejic
I have a pair of black army pants and boots.


commie pinko

[timmy409]

bump so when do all leave

[jmeissen0]

when we get gas money and addresses

[slarvn21]

Originally posted by jmeissen0
when we get gas money and addresses

and beer

[spejic]

> commie pinko

That's right. When the revolution comes, I will be able to carry lots of stuff in all those pockets.

[jmeissen0]

Originally posted by spejic
That's right. When the revolution comes, I will be able to carry lots of stuff in all those pockets.

your other qualifications were superb... but the army equipment negated them... we are going for the stupid college kid look

if you are able to raise funds for this trip and meet us in somewhere in illinois... then we do have room for one more





and mikey is correct... we definitely need beer

[slarvn21]

beer

[Ted Cikowski]

I'm going with you....not to get the shield, I just left some socks down there that I really miss. .

[Ted Cikowski]

Originally posted by Mike Segroves



How is Hans?

you don't have to be a (big red) jerk about it, do you?

[jmeissen0]

Originally posted by Ted Cikowski
I'm going with you....not to get the shield, I just left some socks down there that I really miss. .


fine... you are responsible for beer and gas money then

brown can ride in the trunk or we can strap him down on the roof

[Ted Cikowski]

I can tell you where those clowns hang out. I know Miami very well since I lived there for over a year and I know all the Afusionado's de la sur.

so I don't have to pay you gas money, bitch. plus I can get us free lodging.

[jmeissen0]

hmm

we still need gas money and beer money though


this sounds like an interesting trip

[slarvn21]

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

[krhoffma]

Jim, you have to be the #1 guy for starting threads!! You rock!

[jmeissen0]

this was a great thread


i blame everyone here for not giving me enough money to make it there... although i do thank everyone for giving me enough money to get the rest of my crew drunk enough to go... it's just that we ran out of funding after that

but at least the threat of us invading florida led the local government to expediate the shield's return, as they feared what might happen to their "great" state if we came