panicfc
20 Feb 2003, 02:41 PM
These are JOKES - no offence is intended to anyone and I don't expect any to
be taken.. if you dont find them funny , delete them. ;O)
A West Ham fan was in a pub last Sunday as the football scores come on the
TV. The announcer says that West Ham have lost 3-0 and the
dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and
plays dead. "That's amazing," says the barman. "What does he do when they
win?" The West Ham Fan scratches his head for a couple of minutes and
finally replies: "I dunno.... I've only had the dog this season."
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire
contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man
with a claret & blue carpet.
Someone asked me the other day, what time do West Ham kick off? About every
ten minutes I replied.
A Little Welsh lad who has just moved from Cardiff to East London is
practicing his free kicks in a park near Upton Park. He takes 50 kicks at
goal, everyone finds the back of the net. Glen Roeder is watching and walks
over to talk to the young man. "How old are you son?" asks Glen "13" Replies
the young fellow. "Well I am very impressed with your shooting" continues
Glen, "and I must say if you continue in this vein of form, when you get
older you may be good enough to play for the West Ham 1st team" "*************** off"
said the fellow "it's bad enough being Welsh"
David James is so distraught after his latest blunder that he decides to
end it all. He walks straight out of Upton Park and throws himself down in
front of a number 9 bus. Luckily, it passes under him.
be taken.. if you dont find them funny , delete them. ;O)
A West Ham fan was in a pub last Sunday as the football scores come on the
TV. The announcer says that West Ham have lost 3-0 and the
dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and
plays dead. "That's amazing," says the barman. "What does he do when they
win?" The West Ham Fan scratches his head for a couple of minutes and
finally replies: "I dunno.... I've only had the dog this season."
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire
contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man
with a claret & blue carpet.
Someone asked me the other day, what time do West Ham kick off? About every
ten minutes I replied.
A Little Welsh lad who has just moved from Cardiff to East London is
practicing his free kicks in a park near Upton Park. He takes 50 kicks at
goal, everyone finds the back of the net. Glen Roeder is watching and walks
over to talk to the young man. "How old are you son?" asks Glen "13" Replies
the young fellow. "Well I am very impressed with your shooting" continues
Glen, "and I must say if you continue in this vein of form, when you get
older you may be good enough to play for the West Ham 1st team" "*************** off"
said the fellow "it's bad enough being Welsh"
David James is so distraught after his latest blunder that he decides to
end it all. He walks straight out of Upton Park and throws himself down in
front of a number 9 bus. Luckily, it passes under him.