The WHU relegation thread or How I stopped worrying and learned to love Tom Repka (R)

[El Toro]

Originally posted by panicfc
I hate Arse more than Man U.


I just don't get it. Explain yourself please...

ET (who is going to see Man U - Juve in NJ next month, hoping to see Juve kick Manc ass.)

[panicfc]

Manc Scum kicked out arse up and down the pitch. Their supporters are prawn eaters, but they do develop their own talent.

Arse: French whiners with a Dutch poof leading the way. The away game at Highbury changed me.

1) Pires went down faster than Monica Lewinsky on Clinton when Lomas touched him.Touched him.

2) Bergkamp got away with fouls and more fouls and then wacked Wanker to deliver the game winning cross.

3) They sucked against Bolton more than Monica Lewinsky, giving up 2 goals in mere seconds.

4) They blew a game against Leeds like Monica Lewinsky.


5) Arse Wenger looks like a some sort of Andy Warhol wannabee

[El Toro]

Yeah, I agree that their laying down towards the end of the season was the second mitigating factor in us going down (the first being that we SUCKED for most of the season.)

Bergkamp is a wanker, but Wanker needed a bitch slap or two.

Panic, not a Republican by chance, are you?

[panicfc]

Originally posted by El Toro
Yeah, I agree that their laying down towards the end of the season was the second mitigating factor in us going down (the first being that we SUCKED for most of the season.)

Bergkamp is a wanker, but Wanker needed a bitch slap or two.

Panic, not a Republican by chance, are you?

Hey he could have bitch slapped Wanker when wanker boy was at leeds, would not have affected the Hammers.

We did suck the first 23 games or so, and that was our own fault, or the fault of the players, management, and the board - but if Arse Wenker had done his job - We are up and Bolton are down, like Monica Lewinsky.


Republican: Yes, but the whole Monica thing was I couldn't think of anyone who is more famous for blowing things or going down. She's an easy mark, as we all know.

:D

[panicfc]

I'm getting worried about Joe Cole

[panicfc]

That goal he scored is going to be like an alarm going off.

[panicfc]

I just don't want him to go to Arse or Chelscum.

I could live with Man U- especially if they sell Beckham and Peanhead Keane.

[panicfc]

Will Repka end up in Turkey?

Or is he just a turkey of a defender?

[panicfc]

I never want to see Emile Heskey in claret and blue, unless he is playing for Drogheda United in Ireland. That's his level.

[panicfc]

Here's a guy we can't sign, but I like:
Roberto Baronio - Lazio property, but they can't use him.

Central midfielder who was on Perugia's bench.

[panicfc]

I met baronio last december when I went to Perugia. He was the star of the Piacenza game, but came off after they fouled him about 7 times in 10 minutes.

Ref was doing his third game.

Baronio has a canon of a shot.

[panicfc]

Do you think Trevor Brooking will have more input next season?

[18yardboxterror25]

stop.......relegation time!!!!!!

[panicfc]

Originally posted by 18yardboxterror25
stop.......relegation time!!!!!!

Welcome to your world I guess?

What is up with your post?

[18yardboxterror25]

seriously though, welcome to the first division where getting out will be seemingly impossible. This division will be loaded. Didn't mean to offend by the way.

[panicfc]

Originally posted by 18yardboxterror25
seriously though, welcome to the first division where getting out will be seemingly impossible. This division will be loaded. Didn't mean to offend by the way.

No worries. If we keep our boys (Cole, Carrick, Defoe, Johnson) we've got a great chance.
Hopefully Roeder has learned some things, and more importantly the board has learned a lot of things.

How's your struggle?

Shame about Matt Holland - former Hammer.

[18yardboxterror25]

Matt Holland has decided to put his country over club for the moment. He will be missed heavily but if you think about it, he's getting up there in terms of age. How many years of top flight ability does he have left?

The gaffer Joe Royle unveils his first signing in Drissa Diallo. I think it's a great move. Drissa has tons of athleticism and pace. He'll definitely fill the void for any potential summer departures. (i.e. defenders Hermann Hreidarsson or Mark Venus.)

Not to mention our defense has been a problem for almost two years now.

Most importantly Darren Bent gets a new contract extension with the club ruling out any possibility of a transfer.

Our club has just exited administration as you might've heard but even more efforts are being made to cut the wage bill. Last week was huge in terms of that.

Thats about it for now.

I'd rate us as a definite top six but who knows with a strong division like this one.

[panicfc]

Have to keep the goals out first and foremost, after that its pie.

[El Toro]

Originally posted by 18yardboxterror25
seriously though, welcome to the first division where getting out will be seemingly impossible. This division will be loaded. Didn't mean to offend by the way.

No offense taken.

If Leiceister can get out in one season, we should be able.

[pething101]

Originally posted by 18yardboxterror25
stop.......relegation time!!!!!!

Someone is too legit to quit.