Payback

[Footstomper]

Or how to make your family really unhappy.
So you're in trouble
You watched West Ham in the morning and drank beer
Your wife had to drive the daughter to her activity
Its OK really
She doesnt mind (this has to be said thru REALLY TIGHT LIPS)
You agree to some shopping therapy.

First stop (before shoes, frocks, computer games for the kids, more shoes, more frocks etc.... you know how it goes) music store.
Buy CD of sea shanties recorded by 90 year old drunks at some point between 1923 and 1949
Play constantly while shopping
Play at least 3 times so you can work out the keys and an arrangement.
End result?
No more shopping therapy
No more complaints about West ham games
New repetoire
Blow the man down bullies
Blow the man down.

He he he!

[pething101]

I have managed to replace the six pack that I finished earlier. All I have to do is take out the trash and she will never know.

Bonus is, I get to drink 3 of the six b/c that was all that was left when she left the apartment this morning.

Crazy like a fox, I am.

[Footstomper]

Crazy like a fox, I am.
Write like Yoda, you do!

[speedy808]

Sounds like a lot of work to do what comes naturally to a man. Surely, there must be an upside to cohabitation...?

Isn't there?

[Footstomper]

Sounds like a lot of work to do what comes naturally to a man. Surely, there must be an upside to cohabitation...?

Isn't there?
Sad thing is I actually like the shanties. I hear the guy singing on his own and I also hear guitar, mandolin, drums and pipes in my head. And as for the benefits of cohabitation where can I start...
Waking up next to the most beautiful woman in the world would be a place to start....

[hammer_scout51]

Its alright for a start stomper, however in about 10 years time when you have long forgotten everything bar the ******** result. Your wife will be having a dig about something. She will say and don't forget you chose West Ham and drinking over me and your daughter in 2005.
They never forget, my wife remembers everything i did from the day we met. I go through hell frequently, this is why i'm such a nervous wreck. Punishment for marriage working nights 7 most weeks to keep her in jewellry and clothes.
I'm also a **************** artist////////////almost.

[hammer_scout51]

Its alright for a start stomper, however in about 10 years time when you have long forgotten everything bar the ******** result. Your wife will be having a dig about something. She will say and don't forget you chose West Ham and drinking over me and your daughter in 2005.
They never forget, my wife remembers everything i did from the day we met. I go through hell frequently, this is why i'm such a nervous wreck. Punishment for marriage working nights 7 most weeks to keep her in jewellry and clothes.
I'm also a **************** artist////////////almost.


whoops i used two forbidden not that bad words apologise to all.

[pething101]

One fatal flaw in the plan ... never post your diabolical plan on an internet message board where the g/f can see it.

Rats!

Foiled again!

[Footstomper]

One fatal flaw in the plan ... never post your diabolical plan on an internet message board where the g/f can see it.

Rats!

Foiled again!
You are soooo busted!!! :D