J-LO's Wedding off

[CrewDust]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/021220/140/dh6do.html

She can bitch at Matt Damon all she wants but he's right.

[SportBoy321]

That looks like a National Enquirer type story. I don't believe it.

[Doctor Stamen]

I'd tell J-Lo to go-go anyway. She seems to be quite in love with herself, and if those stories about the pre-nuptual were true (Ben gives Jenny £1m whenever he lies to her), I'd run for my life.

Frankly, if they do get married, it'll last 3 years max, as Ben will just tire of her crap films and songs, and that awful Nyew Yawk accent.

[Alberto]

Originally posted by Doctor Stamen
I'd tell J-Lo to go-go anyway. She seems to be quite in love with herself, and if those stories about the pre-nuptual were true (Ben gives Jenny £1m whenever he lies to her), I'd run for my life.

Frankly, if they do get married, it'll last 3 years max, as Ben will just tire of her crap films and songs, and that awful Nyew Yawk accent.

Well coming from the right side of the Atlantic, the British accent sure sounds affected. So it all depends on your situation.

[sinner78]

J-lo has already been married twice before ....
Both marriages lasted about 6 months and then she moved onto some other sucker.
if she married again she would be back in the arms of puff daddy after the first sign of an argument.

[otterulz]

I thought Ben and Matt were married anyway.

[Aimer, Northend Diva]

3 years? hell, i think it would last 3 months.

Go Matt!!! He hit the nail on the head with "serial bride"

[Doctor Stamen]

Originally posted by Alberto
Well coming from the right side of the Atlantic, the British accent sure sounds affected. So it all depends on your situation.

But there isn't such a thing as a British accent.

[Daniel from Montréal]

Originally posted by Doctor Stamen
But there isn't such a thing as a British accent.

I've had a long discussion about this and I've come to this conclusion: the only "true" English is in written form. All spoken English has an accent, and the "British" (I agree with you that there are so many accents none qualify as "British") accent is just a temporary convention, as was that weird-ass (in hindsight) early American accent (Hwale, Hwite for "whale" and "white") and I've talked too much already.

Peace.

PS: and I also hate the way "JLO" (it's a little nickname I came up with - blatant ConO ripoff) talks normally.

[Aimer, Northend Diva]

I don't know what's worse....her acting or her singing. She was good in Selena, but that's it. The rest of the time, she's so busy trying to hide her accent that it turns into bland acting. The Wedding Planner was cute, but she kept trying to kill the accent and it led to the killing of her character's personality somewhat.

[Barbara]

Who cares?

[Jeff]

If it ever happens, more like 3 weeks. BTW, Matt Damon is as levelheaded a celebrity as you'll find. He knows the scoop, and is dead on right here.

[SportBoy321]

Originally posted by Aimer, Northend Diva
I don't know what's worse....her acting or her singing. She was good in Selena, but that's it. The rest of the time, she's so busy trying to hide her accent that it turns into bland acting. The Wedding Planner was cute, but she kept trying to kill the accent and it led to the killing of her character's personality somewhat.

Wedding Planner was a good movie so was Angel Eyes.

[spejic]

Her marriages are getting shorter and shorter so it does not surprise me that they are now of negative length. Scientists study her relationships to gain an understanding of inverse time progression. In fact, J-Lo has broken up with me before she even knows I exist. It is predicted that she will eventually break up with people that yet have to exist, at a point in time before she was born. This is expected to have interesting effects on our understanding of quantum entanglement theory.

[Ted Cikowski]

Originally posted by spejic
Her marriages are getting shorter and shorter so it does not surprise me that they are now of negative length. Scientists study her relationships to gain an understanding of inverse time progression. In fact, J-Lo has broken up with me before she even knows I exist. It is predicted that she will eventually break up with people that yet have to exist, at a point in time before she was born. This is expected to have interesting effects on our understanding of quantum entanglement theory.

I heard the cops from Minority Report will soon be arresting her future fiance's.

[Asprilla9]

http://www.lopezlyrics.com/www/jlo/jennifer_lopez017.jpg

she has turned her back on ben affleck :)

[joseph pakovits]

"How can I leave this... behind?" - "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap

[tcmahoney]

I am shocked -- shocked -- that a relationship involving Jennifer Lopez did not last!

Hey, have you guys heard that Paul Gascoigne is coming to MLS?

[Belgian guy]

Am i the only one who doesn't see any logic in the different lovers she's had. Ow, wait, now i see, they are all SUCKERS