View Full Version : Revenge of the Nudes II: Nudes in Paradise
Bighorn
13 Oct 2005, 12:34 PM
off topic thread is kinda dead without anti and GP
Ok, I will spice things up a bit then.
That was a totally chickenshit call by the Ump last night.
He should be fooking ashamed of himself.
Zat better, Dan?
You know what I like about the playoffs here in Chicago? (highlight to reveal) Being able to watch the Chisox without having to endure that moron Hawk Harrelson. I swear he's one of the only reasons I don't follow them more closely.
surfcam
13 Oct 2005, 01:11 PM
I would post more if it weren't for these slave-drivers at my office that want actual work product!! :D
Detlef
13 Oct 2005, 01:22 PM
Ok, I will spice things up a bit then.
That was a totally chickenshit call by the Ump last night.
He should be fooking ashamed of himself.
Zat better, Dan?
You know what I like about the playoffs here in Chicago? (highlight to reveal) Being able to watch the Chisox without having to endure that moron Hawk Harrelson. I swear he's one of the only reasons I don't follow them more closely.
What does a mama bear on the pill and the World Series have in common?
No Cubs. :D
arsenalgirl30016
13 Oct 2005, 01:38 PM
I would post more if it weren't for these slave-drivers at my office that want actual work product!! :D
The nerve of some people....... :D
Bluto11
13 Oct 2005, 01:46 PM
Ok, I will spice things up a bit then.
That was a totally chickenshit call by the Ump last night.
He should be fooking ashamed of himself.
Zat better, Dan?
You know what I like about the playoffs here in Chicago? (highlight to reveal) Being able to watch the Chisox without having to endure that moron Hawk Harrelson. I swear he's one of the only reasons I don't follow them more closely.
waa waa
doug: zing!
we've got Hawk, you've got Santo. I can't stand Ron Santo on the radio. great guy, just not good as a broadcaster
feej92
13 Oct 2005, 01:50 PM
waa waa
doug: zing!
we've got Hawk, you've got Santo. I can't stand Ron Santo on the radio. great guy, just not good as a broadcaster
angel fans here in SoCal have to deal with Rex Hudler. the absolute WORST color man ever put on God's green earth.
Bluto11
13 Oct 2005, 01:58 PM
angel fans here in SoCal have to deal with Rex Hudler. the absolute WORST color man ever put on God's green earth.
i dunno. hawk and DJ pack a powerful one, two punch
surfcam
13 Oct 2005, 02:31 PM
i dunno. hawk and DJ pack a powerful one, two punch
"Juuuust a bit outside."
http://www.bobuecker.com/Ueck.jpg
Bluto11
13 Oct 2005, 02:39 PM
the post game show is brought to you by............................oh, who the hell cares.
arsenalgirl30016
13 Oct 2005, 02:44 PM
"Juuuust a bit outside."
http://www.bobuecker.com/Ueck.jpg
Uker, Uker, Uker Bob Uker........
Bighorn
13 Oct 2005, 02:48 PM
we've got Hawk, you've got Santo. I can't stand Ron Santo on the radio. great guy, just not good as a broadcaster
You are right about them having similar personalities on air...on the other hand the Sox have one of the absolute best radio teams anywhere. Too bad they won't be together again next season. I can't remember living in Chicago and not hearing Rooney and Farmer.
Bluto11
13 Oct 2005, 02:58 PM
You are right about them having similar personalities on air...on the other hand the Sox have one of the absolute best radio teams anywhere. Too bad they won't be together again next season. I can't remember living in Chicago and not hearing Rooney and Farmer.
yeah, i'm bummed about the breakup of Rooney and Farmer. Those guys are fantastic. Best in the AL according to US News
feej92
13 Oct 2005, 03:31 PM
I know I would! Say, how about a tall cold Budweiser?
http://www.pitt.edu/~mrmst55/caray2.jpg
Bluto11
13 Oct 2005, 03:33 PM
if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself?
HighburyGoon
13 Oct 2005, 03:53 PM
Colin Quinn: And now, with a look back at 1997, is our good friend, Hall-of-Fame broadcaster Harry Caray.
Harry Caray: Hey, everybody, Harry Caray here!
Well, as you know, 1997 was quite a year! A lot of things happened - some good, some bad.
Mother Theresa died. That wasn't good. Unless you hated Mother Theresa. I myself was not a fan of hers - don't ask why! We were just like oil and water - we didn't mix.
In the world of sports, Mike Tyson bit a man's ear off! I don't know what all the hoopla was about! I also bit a man's ear off on several occasions, and I'm not proud of it, but it helped me out of many a jam!
In Scotland, they cloned a sheep, which a lot of people thought was fun! Hey, what if..? Hey! Hey, if I was a scientist, you know what I'd clone? Hot dogs!
Colin Quinn: [ not surprised ] Really?
Harry Caray: Think of all the possibilities, Norm! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! You could have a hot dog anytime you want!
Colin Quinn: Well, Harry, you can do that pretty much now.
Harry Caray: Hey, Norm! Did you gain weight?
Colin Quinn: Actually, Harry, I'm Colin.
Harry Caray: Hey! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin Quinn: What?
Harry Caray: I know I would! First, I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish.. I'd be so delicious! [ thrilled with himself ] So, would you?
Colin Quinn: I don't know..
Harry Caray: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin Quinn: [ complying ] I guess so.
Harry Caray: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off!
Colin Quinn: So, did anything else happen in 1997?
Harry Caray: No, I covered everything!
Colin Quinn: Harry Caray, everybody.
Harry Caray: Cubs win! Cubs win!
Colin Quinn: I'm Colin Quinn. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!
jatm516
13 Oct 2005, 03:56 PM
if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself?
There are so many perverted responses to that... ;)
surfcam
13 Oct 2005, 04:00 PM
the post game show is brought to you by............................oh, who the hell cares.
Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
surfcam
13 Oct 2005, 04:03 PM
Monty, anything to add?
Ummm... no.
He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!
Bluto11
13 Oct 2005, 04:04 PM
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
surfcam
13 Oct 2005, 04:05 PM
I play for the Indians.
Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team!
Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!