View Full Version : Nicolas Cage hates his child
sch2383
03 Oct 2005, 10:31 PM
He and his wife have a son. The name you ask? Kal-el Coppola Cage.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/03/nicolas.cage.ap/index.html
speedcake
03 Oct 2005, 10:36 PM
He and his wife have a son. The name you ask? Kal-el Coppola Cage.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/03/nicolas.cage.ap/index.html
dear god. there is being a fanboy and then there is being a freak. Poor kid.
Achtung
03 Oct 2005, 10:41 PM
Celebrities can be the biggest douchbags sometimes. I know they're famous and have egos the size of their mansions and think the whole world will always bow down to them no matter what, but why do that to your kids?
Other kids who will be seriously ********ed-up:
Apple Martin
Moxy Crimefighter Jillette
Plenty more, those are just the first two that came to mind.
otterulz
03 Oct 2005, 10:47 PM
MOXY WHAT?!?!?!?!? Please tell me and for the sake of that child that you're joking.
M9fanatic
03 Oct 2005, 10:52 PM
Yes. Moxy What?!!
Isn't that child abuse?
servotron
03 Oct 2005, 10:55 PM
He and his wife have a son. The name you ask? Kal-el Coppola Cage.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/03/nicolas.cage.ap/index.html
Not sure if the article mentioned it, but I think Cage's born surname is Coppola.
ForeverRed
03 Oct 2005, 10:56 PM
tsk tsk tsk....still can't get over that he did not gett the role to play superman...
this kid is going to kill himself....
Dante
03 Oct 2005, 11:08 PM
Not sure if the article mentioned it, but I think Cage's born surname is Coppola.
Nick Cage's born surname is indeed Coppola. Francis Ford Coppola is his uncle and he didn't want to ride on his uncle's coattails with the name so he changed it to Cage, after Nick Cage from the Marvel Univers. It's supposedly his favorite character.
AngelFaceDeQnz
03 Oct 2005, 11:50 PM
Celebrities can be the biggest douchbags sometimes. I know they're famous and have egos the size of their mansions and think the whole world will always bow down to them no matter what, but why do that to your kids?
Other kids who will be seriously ********ed-up:
Apple Martin
Moxy Crimefighter Jillette
Plenty more, those are just the first two that came to mind.
Those names are pretty bad. I think VH1 had some show about the famous giving weird names to their children. The one name that I will never forget is Jermajesty, Jermaine Jackson son. I would just hate to be his teacher.
Ombak
03 Oct 2005, 11:56 PM
Those names are pretty bad. I think VH1 had some show about the famous giving weird names to their children. The one name that I will never forget is Jermajesty, Jermaine Jackson son. I would just hate to be his teacher.I'd call him Jerm for short. :D
AngelFaceDeQnz
04 Oct 2005, 12:12 AM
I'd call him Jerm for short. :D
LOL... poor kid
R1234
04 Oct 2005, 01:47 AM
i saw that show and they had
tu morrow
reign beau
wow celebrities are clever
and I wonder if gwenyth paltrow realizes her daughter is one letter away from being an apple martini
scaryice
04 Oct 2005, 02:21 AM
LOL, I couldn't wait to see the reaction on this. Way to ruin that kid's life preemptively.
Although, I do think Apple is a nice name.
CHICO13
04 Oct 2005, 07:02 AM
[Dweezil and Moon Unit sit back and laugh hysterically] What's everybody moaning about? :D
odg78
04 Oct 2005, 07:18 AM
--Seriously, this kid's classmates are all gonna be named Apple, Reign, Moxy, Havarti with Dill. Kal-el is about as close to a normal name as any of them are gonna get.
Claymore
04 Oct 2005, 09:58 AM
If you're going to name your kid after a Superman character, at least pick one that kicks ass:
http://www.weathergraphics.com/zod/genzod.jpg
Alberto
04 Oct 2005, 10:54 AM
i saw that show and they had
tu morrow
reign beau
wow celebrities are clever
and I wonder if gwenyth paltrow realizes her daughter is one letter away from being an apple martini
Will they call her Appletini for short ;).
bungadiri
04 Oct 2005, 11:52 AM
A fifth grade teacher from my sons' old grade school drives a camaro painted like the Batmobile and named his son Bruce Wayne [surname]. Can you imagine the psychic upheaval the kid's going to go through when it finally dawns on him what a freaking goof his dad is? Make it simple and hand him over to the Hari Krishnas now, cause that's where he's headed anyway and you might as well save yourself the expense of raising him.
Crimen y Castigo
04 Oct 2005, 12:34 PM
Hah -- Bungadiri beats me to it, as usual.
Because as soon as I started reading this, I couldn't wait to share the two gems from my little girl's pre-school class. We just got the contact sheet last night which listed all the children's names, which included two siblings:
Rock and Zen.
And here I thought I was stupid for almost naming my daughter "Perfectly Weighted Through Ball."
bungadiri
04 Oct 2005, 12:38 PM
And here I thought I was stupid for almost naming my daughter "Perfectly Weighted Through Ball."
Actually I think that's a lovely name for a little girl.