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Kryptonite
18 Dec 2002, 11:29 AM
Did anyone see it last night? Best part of the whole show was when Ozzy was talking to Sharon about the "bread channel".
not a direct quote, but something like this:
"I've given up with the TV.. i've completely given up. I can't get rid of the ************ing bread channel. It's like these two old women and they're baking ************ing bread.. I can't get rid of it, i mean, it's like on every ************ing channel."
"it's like the bite..the bed..the bake your own bread channel.."
Another quotable was from the first season.. he was on tour:
"Bubbles, i don't need no ************ing bubbles.. i'm ozzy, the prince of ************ing evil.. i don't need no ************ing bubbles"
SportBoy321
18 Dec 2002, 04:31 PM
Yeah I saw the latest one today Kelly's boyfriend was totally trying to avoid meeting Ozzy and Sharon. He said he was shy or something.
nicodemus
18 Dec 2002, 05:38 PM
nothing like watching ozzy vacuum
Metros Striker10
18 Dec 2002, 05:47 PM
Sharon!!!! The ****** cat****** **** on the ****** floor!!!!!
nicodemus
18 Dec 2002, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Metros Striker10
Sharon!!!! The ****** dog ****** **** on the ****** floor!!!!!
exactly.
That's why i had to stop watching the show. it's worse than a rap video with the blanking out of the sound. It's funny, but too distracting to watch. They have to be hamming it up for the camera. There's no way any humans actually swear that much in their day to day existence.
metrocorazon
18 Dec 2002, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by nicodemus
There's no way any humans actually swear that much in their day to day existence.
I ************ing do.
Kryptonite
18 Dec 2002, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by nicodemus
exactly.
That's why i had to stop watching the show. it's worse than a rap video with the blanking out of the sound. It's funny, but too distracting to watch. They have to be hamming it up for the camera. There's no way any humans actually swear that much in their day to day existence.
they should do an HBO special with uncensored stuff.
and after I turn on the closed-captioning (just sometimes), it's fine. after a while, ozzy gets hard to understand.
Kryptonite
18 Dec 2002, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Metros Striker10
Sharon!!!! The ****** cat****** **** on the ****** floor!!!!!
and the ************ing kids... SHARON!!!!
or also in that show last night jack and kelly were goofing around.
I swear, this will end in ************ing tears, if you don't ************ing stop. ************ing stop this.
Stop. Now.
Papa Bouba Diop
18 Dec 2002, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Kryptonite
they should do an HBO special with uncensored stuff.
and after I turn on the closed-captioning (just sometimes), it's fine. after a while, ozzy gets hard to understand.
Theres a french channel in Montreal, music plus (like MTV and Much) which shows it uncensored with french sub-titles, its great.
Daniel from Montréal
20 Dec 2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Papa Bouba Diop
Theres a french channel in Montreal, music plus (like MTV and Much) which shows it uncensored with french sub-titles, its great.
Hehe, even simpler: CTV a network available in ALL OF CANADA plays it on a weekday at 10pm, uncensored! I think it's Tuesday.
slipknotter
20 Dec 2002, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by Daniel from Montréal
Hehe, even simpler: CTV a network available in ALL OF CANADA plays it on a weekday at 10pm, uncensored! I think it's Tuesday.
Mmmm...uncensored television...
Papa Bouba Diop
20 Dec 2002, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Daniel from Montréal
Hehe, even simpler: CTV a network available in ALL OF CANADA plays it on a weekday at 10pm, uncensored! I think it's Tuesday.
I did not know that Danny, seems to me, us Canucks are getting less prudish regarding television lately.
Pigs
29 Dec 2002, 09:17 PM
Hehe, even simpler: CTV a network available in ALL OF CANADA plays it on a weekday at 10pm, uncensored! I think it's Tuesday.
Its also uncensored across Europe. But not in the self proclaimed "land of the free".
SABuffalo786
29 Dec 2002, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Pigs
Its also uncensored across Europe. But not in the self proclaimed "land of the free".
:rolleyes:
I feel so oppressed. Might as well just emigrate to Britain. Life without hearing Ozzy swear cleary isn't worth living.
:rolleyes:
SABuffalo786
29 Dec 2002, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Daniel from Montréal
Hehe, even simpler: CTV a network available in ALL OF CANADA plays it on a weekday at 10pm, uncensored! I think it's Tuesday.
Really? /Johnny Carson/ I did not know that /Johnny Carson/
Pigs
29 Dec 2002, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by SABuffalo786
:rolleyes:
I feel so oppressed. Might as well just emigrate to Britain. Life without hearing Ozzy swear cleary isn't worth living.
:rolleyes:
Hey relax,
didn't mean to upset you.
fiddlestick
30 Dec 2002, 01:22 PM
For some reason when he was repeatedly screaming at the ocean to f off, I couldn't stop laughing.
nicodemus
30 Dec 2002, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by fiddlestick
For some reason when he was repeatedly screaming at the ocean to f off, I couldn't stop laughing.
it was going to put out the fire he just built.
fiddlestick
30 Dec 2002, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by nicodemus
it was going to put out the fire he just built.
Oh, it makes perfect sense now! :D
Ceebs
30 Dec 2002, 08:38 PM
I'm still cracking up at "McRib is back!"
I wish I found joy in such simple pleasures like Jack does.