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Howard Moon
28 Sep 2005, 07:58 PM
Bollox. Cocked that up like.
Interesting fact. I actually had sex with a Makam lass. It was alright aswell until she opened her mouth and out popped that horrible Makam shrill.
Come on the Mighty Black Cats. Lets hear the Sunderland Roaaar.
Toon³
28 Sep 2005, 07:59 PM
Bollox. Cocked that up like.
Interesting fact. I actually had sex with a Makam lass. It was alright aswell until she opened her mouth and out popped that horrible Makam shrill.
Come on the Mighty Black Cats. Lets hear the Sunderland Roaaar.
Yeah who'd have thunk it???? ;)
Howard Moon
28 Sep 2005, 08:03 PM
Yeah who'd have thunk it???? ;)
Thunk? Heaton did you say you come from. Obviously not the posh end.
Toon³
28 Sep 2005, 08:04 PM
Thunk? Heaton did you say you come from. Obviously not the posh end.
There is a posh end to heaton now????
I was actually raised in Ponteland. Make of that what you will about my poshness
Howard Moon
28 Sep 2005, 08:09 PM
There is a posh end to heaton now????
I was actually raised in Ponteland. Make of that what you will about my poshness
No skin off my nose. Some of my relatives live in Ponteland. It's crap imo.
Toon³
28 Sep 2005, 08:13 PM
No skin off my nose. Some of my relatives live in Ponteland. It's crap imo.
Why would i want to skin your nose? :confused:
Which part? yes it is crap
Howard Moon
28 Sep 2005, 08:18 PM
Why would i want to skin your nose? :confused:
Which part? yes it is crap
Dunno. They are on my Nana's side. Should expect them to be dead in a bit. No skin off my nose is a Geordie saying. You being more of a Geordie than my mate Sharon should know that like.
Toon³
28 Sep 2005, 08:24 PM
Dunno. They are on my Nana's side. Should expect them to be dead in a bit. No skin off my nose is a Geordie saying. You being more of a Geordie than my mate Sharon should know that like.
It's not a geordie saying. It's a common saying that makes no sense.
Lillywhite
28 Sep 2005, 08:28 PM
It's not a geordie saying. It's a common saying that makes no sense.
True another pointless one is - I like putting two hands in a bird's bush - it goes something like that anyway. Can't remember it exactly.
Howard Moon
28 Sep 2005, 08:36 PM
It's not a geordie saying. It's a common saying that makes no sense.
If it's a common saying why did you say. Why would i want to skin your nose? If you already knew what it meant.
Toon³
28 Sep 2005, 08:38 PM
If it's a common saying why did you say. Why would i want to skin your nose? If you already knew what it meant.
Because I like to mess with peoples heads
Howard Moon
28 Sep 2005, 08:38 PM
True another pointless one is - I like putting two hands in a bird's bush - it goes something like that anyway. Can't remember it exactly.
Something something is worth two in a Bush or something. Cant really remember like.
Howard Moon
28 Sep 2005, 08:41 PM
Because I like to mess with peoples heads
Aaah haaa.
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BayernWake
28 Sep 2005, 08:52 PM
Something something is worth two in a Bush or something. Cant really remember like.
A bird in hand is worth two in a bush?
Howard Moon
28 Sep 2005, 08:55 PM
A bird in hand is worth two in a bush?
Bingo.
BayernWake
28 Sep 2005, 08:58 PM
Bingo.
Some trivia for you English: there's a city here in the state of Pennsylvania called Bird-in-Hand. Yes, we have some stupid names.
Lillywhite
28 Sep 2005, 09:22 PM
A bird in hand is worth two in a bush?
I prefer my version. :D
BayernWake
28 Sep 2005, 09:30 PM
I prefer my version. :D
Yes, but is it physically possible?
Toon³
28 Sep 2005, 09:32 PM
Yes, but is it physically possible?
Well she would have to be a big lass and not very fussed about her vaginal maintinance..but sure you could try it.
BayernWake
28 Sep 2005, 09:51 PM
Well she would have to be a big lass and not very fussed about her vaginal maintinance..but sure you could try it.
I could try it, but there's not much incentive. It's not like I'd get much out of it.
Unless she's pregnant or something.