Boobies for Boogie

[jatm516]

If you need help, let me know, as she's probably going to be driving right past my place...
Mike, that's the cheesiest way to get a girl over to your house for a drink. Although it does give all new meaning to those "yo mama" jokes. LOL

[jatm516]

While driving home today, i had quite the revelation. I always have so much trouble scheduling because I need help picking up the kids, doing the laundry, picking up my dry cleaning (i've been trying to get by there for 2 weeks!), cooking dinner, and cleaning the house.

I have finally determined that what I need is a wife!

I think I could pass for a lesbian long enough to at least get a few weeks worth of work out of her. ;)

[Gunner Phan]

that sounds like me. Once i got lost in Virginia and had to go back and forth across the bridge/tunnel twice during rush hour! It was my first time driving up there by myself, and it took me 2 extra hours because I kept getting lost.

yeah, those roads are a little tricky ;) I :mad: hate the hampton roads bridge tunnel.

[HighburyGoon]

While driving home today, i had quite the revelation. I always have so much trouble scheduling because I need help picking up the kids, doing the laundry, picking up my dry cleaning (i've been trying to get by there for 2 weeks!), cooking dinner, and cleaning the house.

I have finally determined that what I need is a wife!

I think I could pass for a lesbian long enough to at least get a few weeks worth of work out of her. ;)

Hey Ash, where do I send my resume? :p

[jwaldman11]

While driving home today, i had quite the revelation. I always have so much trouble scheduling because I need help picking up the kids, doing the laundry, picking up my dry cleaning (i've been trying to get by there for 2 weeks!), cooking dinner, and cleaning the house.

I have finally determined that what I need is a wife!

I think I could pass for a lesbian long enough to at least get a few weeks worth of work out of her. ;)
If you post pictures and videos here, we can review it and let you know if you make a convincing lesbian! :D

[Gunner Phan]

If you need help, let me know, as she's probably going to be driving right past my place...


thanks mike...I've got her to 301 which runs right into 95....she should be good now.

Ash, not phunny. :mad: ;)

[Gunner Phan]

If you post pictures and videos here, we can review it and let you know if you make a convincing lesbian! :D
you sir, are a genius. ash, he knows what he's talking about.

[HighburyGoon]

If you post pictures and videos here, we can review it and let you know if you make a convincing lesbian! :D

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jwaldman11 again.

[jatm516]

well i need the girl role lesbian to be my wife b/c otherwise i'd just have another shite around that wanted chores done for her too. So I guess that would leave me in the butch role. I don't think I do butch well. I mean I've got the drinking and crude jokes down, but I still have a long way to go. :)

[HighburyGoon]

thanks mike...I've got her to 301 which runs right into 95....she should be good now.

Cool. She should be passing Newark in no time.

[antifan]

well i need the girl role lesbian to be my wife b/c otherwise i'd just have another shite around that wanted chores done for her too. So I guess that would leave me in the butch role. I don't think I do butch well. I mean I've got the drinking and crude jokes down, but I still have a long way to go. :)
How do you know the butch thing isn't you until you strap it on and see if it fits? I mean see how it feels... the role that is. ;)

[jwaldman11]

well i need the girl role lesbian to be my wife b/c otherwise i'd just have another shite around that wanted chores done for her too. So I guess that would leave me in the butch role. I don't think I do butch well. I mean I've got the drinking and crude jokes down, but I still have a long way to go. :)
There doesn't always have to be a butch lesbian in a couple. I've been observing lesbians on video for a damn long time, and I can't ever remember seeing a butch one! :D

[HighburyGoon]

Here we go.... Lost season two baby!

[Gunner Phan]

Here we go.... Lost season two baby!

I prefer to watch the new reality show:

JetBlue airline airbus about to make emergency landing at LAX b/c its front landing gear turned 90 deg!

edit: landed safely. all passengers/crew okay.

[HighburyGoon]

Here we go.... Lost season two baby!

OK, it just ended, and all I can say is.... "Holy sh1t!"

[Bluto11]

OK, it just ended, and all I can say is.... "Holy sh1t!"
didn't watch one episode of season 1, so i don't really know what's going on, but i'm hooked.

[HighburyGoon]

didn't watch one episode of season 1, so i don't really know what's going on, but i'm hooked.

Yeah, it's going to be another crazy ride!

[Neo¹]

Here we go.... Lost season two baby!

I knew that guy at the track was the guy in that underground compound.

[Bluto11]

Yeah, it's going to be another crazy ride!
from what i've read the first season was weird

[HighburyGoon]

I knew that guy at the track was the guy in that underground compound.

Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything until after it aired on the left coast, but it's a moot point now. Yeah, his hairstyle is what gave it away. That and the fact that he said, "See you in another life."