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jwaldman11
16 Sep 2005, 10:28 AM
Will Ferrall was in a SNL fake commercial for like the Platinum 14 razor. the 7th blade on took off a layer of skin.
I thought I remembered something like that, but I wasn't sure.
Gunner Phan
16 Sep 2005, 10:29 AM
Will Ferrall was in a SNL fake commercial for like the Platinum 14 razor. the 7th blade on took off a layer of skin.
lol...i <3 will farrell
Bluto11
16 Sep 2005, 10:37 AM
I thought I remembered something like that, but I wasn't sure.
i remember the razor looked hilarious. it was a Mach 3 that was about 5 times bigger. i think there might've been blood on Ferrall's face
Gunner Phan
16 Sep 2005, 10:43 AM
i remember the razor looked hilarious. it was a Mach 3 that was about 5 times bigger. i think there might've been blood on Ferrall's face
lots of.
Bluto11
16 Sep 2005, 10:50 AM
my favorite Ferrell sketch:
"I am a division manager. I drive a Dodge Stratus"
or
http://www.arches.uga.edu/~boylekb/gouletcar1.jpg
Achtung
16 Sep 2005, 10:50 AM
I'm just waiting for Tony Kornheiser's eight-blade razor--The Ocho!!! ;)
arsenalgirl30016
16 Sep 2005, 10:51 AM
Favorite new SNL skits are the ones with Jim Carrey: the Lifeguard, The Weight Loss Guru (Ride the snake...... :p ) and Ackmed the Cheerleader that takes diet pills to have pep.... all hilarious!
Achtung
16 Sep 2005, 10:52 AM
my favorite Ferrell sketch:
"I am a division manager. I drive a Dodge Stratus"
"I'm a division manager! PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF ME!"
*smacks Ryan and Steph on the arse*
*runs away giggling*
arsenalgirl30016
16 Sep 2005, 10:53 AM
I'm just waiting for Tony Kornheiser's eight-blade razor--The Ocho!!! ;)
I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
;)
arsenalgirl30016
16 Sep 2005, 10:56 AM
*smacks Ryan and Steph on the arse*
*runs away giggling*
She lives...... ;)
GriffinGunner
16 Sep 2005, 10:56 AM
"If it's almost a sport, we've got it covered!"
Achtung
16 Sep 2005, 10:57 AM
Ah, here it is:
Q: I was recently in Mexico for my honeymoon and had a private car take my wife and [me] from the airport to our resort. When we got to the car, it turned out to be a Dodge Stratus. I tried to get the driver to say "I drive a Dodge Stratus!" but he just looked at me like I was nuts. When we got to the resort, he jumped out and threw our bags out of the car and took off before I could even get my wallet out to tip him.
-- Bill H., Nashville
SG: You should have asked him to scream, "I'm a division manager! PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF ME!" And I'm with you -- nothing makes me happier on the highway than seeing a Dodge Stratus, with the possible exception of getting randomly mooned.
jwaldman11
16 Sep 2005, 10:59 AM
"I'm a division manager! PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF ME!"
The Sports Guy's mailbag this week (I'm too lazy to hunt down the link) had a letter from a guy who said he and his girlfriend were on vacation in Mexico and got picked up by a Mexican guy driving a Dodge Stratus. The guy said he kept trying to get the driver to say "I drive a Dodge Stratus", but the guy looked at him like he was nuts. The driver dropped them off at their hotel and really quickly got their bags out and sped off. The guy said the driver had the most freaked out look on his face when he got back in the car.
EDIT: Damn, got beaten to it!
Achtung
16 Sep 2005, 11:02 AM
The Sports Guy still might be the funniest read on the internet. And I don't even get a lot of his early-80s references (born in 1981).
GriffinGunner
16 Sep 2005, 11:02 AM
Now, matey's, I'm sure you're all aware that Monday be Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html).
<parrot>(whistle)TalkLikeaPirateDay.</parrot>
So ye best be gettin your booty in gear, cause I want to see each and everyone of youse wharf rats puttin on yur best Blackbeard! Arrrrrrrr....
<parrot>(whistle)BestBlackbeard</parrot>
Arrrr, it be hard typin with this hook!
Gunner Phan
16 Sep 2005, 11:03 AM
*smacks Ryan and Steph on the arse*
*runs away giggling*
thanks, I needed that.
arsenalgirl30016
16 Sep 2005, 11:03 AM
thanks, I needed that.
Were we just part of a menage a trois of pain? :D ;)
jwaldman11
16 Sep 2005, 11:05 AM
Arrrr, it be hard typin with this hook!
Just don't absent-mindedly scratch yourself. Not only is it painful, but you'll make the news for the wrong reason.
Achtung
16 Sep 2005, 11:05 AM
Now, matey's, I'm sure you're all aware that Monday be Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html).
<parrot>(whistle)TalkLikeaPirateDay.</parrot>
So ye best be gettin your booty in gear, cause I want to see each and everyone of youse wharf rats puttin on yur best Blackbeard! Arrrrrrrr....
<parrot>(whistle)BestBlackbeard</parrot>
Arrrr, it be hard typin with this hook!
I was not aware that that was now a yearly event.
I mean, uh, I was not aware, arrrrrr!!!