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jwaldman11
01 Sep 2005, 10:56 AM
How do you confuse a Sp*rs fan?
Show them a map of Europe.
mixmastermatt
01 Sep 2005, 11:01 AM
What do you have if you have 100 Man Utd fans buried up to their necks in sand?
Not Enough Sand!
arsenalgirl30016
01 Sep 2005, 11:46 AM
Hey guys-what's up today?
feej92
01 Sep 2005, 11:47 AM
For a Hilton in London, that's a pretty good rate. Now, if you want a night in Paris, you'd probably have to take her out for dinner and some heavy drinking. (rimshot)
The Paris Hilton? always enter through the back door.
(rimshot)
props to jimmy fallon. :D
Rewinder
01 Sep 2005, 11:49 AM
The Paris Hilton? always enter through the back door.
(rimshot)
props to jimmy fallon. :D
lol that was a good one.
HighburyGoon
01 Sep 2005, 11:56 AM
Hey guys-what's up today?
Since everyone else ignored you...
Hey Steph! I decided to be a responsible adult and work the whole day yesterday instead of skipping out to the movies.
Today, I'm much more busy - but it's always good to stop and check in here.
arsenalgirl30016
01 Sep 2005, 11:57 AM
Since everyone else ignored you...
Hey Steph! I decided to be a responsible adult and work the whole day yesterday instead of skipping out to the movies.
Today, I'm much more busy - but it's always good to stop and check in here.
Thanks Mike-I was beginning to feel less than appreciated! ;)
I have been in meetings most of the morning and am trying to catch up myself.......:D
feej92
01 Sep 2005, 12:10 PM
Hey Steph! I decided to be a responsible adult and work the whole day yesterday instead of skipping out to the movies.
ah, subliminal messages! :D
feej92
01 Sep 2005, 12:13 PM
transcript of jimmy fallon/paris hilton on SNL.
Tina Fey: Paris Hilton is a name that's on everyone's lips these days. Here now in an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon in Paris Hilton.
Jimmy Fallon: Thanks for coming on.
Paris Hilton: Nice to be here.
JF: So, we agreed, we won't be discussing the scandal that's been in the papers the past couple weeks.
PH: I appreciate that.
JF: We want to find about you, Paris Hilton. Your family...the Hiltons own hotels all around the world.
PH: Yes, in New York, London, Paris.
JF: Wait, there actually is a Paris Hilton?
PH: Yes, there is.
JF: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
PH: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard.
JF: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.
PH: I'm glad that you've heard that.
JF: Is there double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
PH: No.
JF: Is the Paris Hilton very roomy?
PH: It might be for you. But most people find it very comfortable.
JF: I'm a VIP, I might need to go through the back entrance.
PH: Doesn't matter who are you – it's not going to happen.
JF: Fair enough, okay. I throw a lot of events. Do they have ballrooms there?
PH: We do.
JF: Great, I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. Sounds awesome. I'd like to check into the Paris Hilton.
PH: I don't think you can.
JF: Really? I'd only be able to stay there a minute and a half...two minutes, tops.
PH: Good luck.
HighburyGoon
01 Sep 2005, 12:13 PM
ah, subliminal messages! :D
You Got Me! I'm thinking of checking out that movie they mentioned in "40 Year Old Virgin", you know; "Hairy Twatter." LOL!!!!
surfcam
01 Sep 2005, 12:16 PM
Thanks Mike-I was beginning to feel less than appreciated! ;)
I have been in meetings most of the morning and am trying to catch up myself.......:D
Yo Red!
Just back from a meeting. Went quicker than normal so back to BS!!
arsenalgirl30016
01 Sep 2005, 12:28 PM
Yummy turkey wrap for lunch!
surfcam
01 Sep 2005, 12:31 PM
Yummy turkey wrap for lunch!
I'm fixin to head out soon as well. Don't know what for yet, but I sho am ready!!!
(I'm working on my southern slang in preparation for the trip to Engerland!!)
HighburyGoon
01 Sep 2005, 12:33 PM
Yummy turkey wrap for lunch!
Not so yummy Slim-Fast meal bar - Chocoate Cookie Dough!
arsenalgirl30016
01 Sep 2005, 12:37 PM
Not so yummy Slim-Fast meal bar - Chocoate Cookie Dough!
Sorry Mike-that really sounds sucky especially since the brownie one tastes much better! :D
HighburyGoon
01 Sep 2005, 12:41 PM
Sorry Mike-that really sounds sucky especially since the brownie one tastes much better! :D
Yeah, but I have to mix them up. I mean, I can't have brownie everyday.
arsenalgirl30016
01 Sep 2005, 12:44 PM
Yeah, but I have to mix them up. I mean, I can't have brownie everyday.
why not-especially if it tastes better?!?!?!??!?!
johno
01 Sep 2005, 12:51 PM
Just finished some delicious curry... (chicken, potatoes and boddee) with some white rice. Going to take a walk now, get that food settled.
HighburyGoon
01 Sep 2005, 12:54 PM
Well, it seems that brownie is the most popular flavor because many times when I'm at the Acme, there's only a few boxes left. Last time I bought the cookie dough and didn't really mind it, so I've been mixing them up lately. I'm down to two bars, so it'll be back to Acme this weekend, where they'll hopefully have some brownie bars. :)
arsenalgirl30016
01 Sep 2005, 12:58 PM
Well, it seems that brownie is the most popular flavor because many times when I'm at the Acme, there's only a few boxes left. Last time I bought the cookie dough and didn't really mind it, so I've been mixing them up lately. I'm down to two bars, so it'll be back to Acme this weekend, where they'll hopefully have some brownie bars. :)
Mike-try the Shoprite-they might have to Brownie kind! ;) I remember going to the Shoprite with my grandparents as a kid.....good memories!
And Johno-the curry actually sounds really yummy too!