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Toon³
31 Aug 2005, 09:34 AM
I'm filing for divorce right now. :D
You and every other jewish male whos seen this pic :D
Lillywhite
31 Aug 2005, 09:35 AM
You and every other jewish male whos seen this pic :D
Oh crap. I'm not jewish. They already have the upper hand. Hang on, I'm calling the Synagogue right now.
Toon³
31 Aug 2005, 09:39 AM
Oh crap. I'm not jewish. They already have the upper hand. Hang on, I'm calling the Synagogue right now.
LOL
That fake geordie on CBBC1 has a newcastle scalf on. He's gay you know. He bummed a guy in the bathroom at a party i was at.
Also Micky Owen is going to move into Big Al's house when he moves to his new gaff.
Lillywhite
31 Aug 2005, 09:41 AM
LOL
That fake geordie on CBBC1 has a newcastle scalf on. He's gay you know. He bummed a guy in the bathroom at a party i was at.
Also Micky Owen is going to move into Big Al's house when he moves to his new gaff.
Well he is a CBBC presenter. Is that the guy who used to in Byker Grove?
Is Shearer's gaff nice? God I wish I wasn't cack at football. I want to be loaded so much.
Toon³
31 Aug 2005, 09:43 AM
Well he is a CBBC presenter. Is that the guy who used to in Byker Grove?
Is Shearer's gaff nice? God I wish I wasn't cack at football. I want to be loaded so much.
yeah thats the guy.
Shearers house is an old mill. It's massive. He's new house is even bigger, its in a compound just outside of my old village.
Lillywhite
31 Aug 2005, 09:46 AM
It's going to be so strange not to have Shearer playing anymore. He's like a Black Cab. Part of England damn it. He's a Marathon bar in today's world of *gritted teeth* Snickers Bars *gritted teeth*.
Toon³
31 Aug 2005, 09:47 AM
It's going to be so strange not to have Shearer playing anymore. He's like a Black Cab. Part of England damn it. He's a Marathon bar in today's world of *gritted teeth* Snickers Bars *gritted teeth*.
He's got to go sometime. Atleast he'll still be involved with the club.
Kujeaux
31 Aug 2005, 09:49 AM
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Toon³
31 Aug 2005, 09:51 AM
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Lillywhite and the exceptionally hot, yet high price tagged, girl on toon_toon's avatar
Jenas and that football club from Tottenham, while not the prettiest couple they at least want each other
Owen and our very own Newcastle United, soon to be married with Fat Freddy giving away the bride
The Toon with the relegation zone, a poor match and a relationship soon to be terminated
LOL, brilliant.
Lillywhite is married so his wife may ask why it's on his creditcard bill.
Lillywhite
31 Aug 2005, 09:52 AM
LOL. Nice summary. My wife is laughing her arse off. Good thing too because she's getting a little fat. :D
Toon³
31 Aug 2005, 09:54 AM
LOL. Nice summary. My wife is laughing her arse off. Good thing too because she's getting a little fat. :D
Oooooo, my fiancé saw that and said "don't you dare say anything about my arse"
Andy Bennett
31 Aug 2005, 09:55 AM
It's going to be so strange not to have Shearer playing anymore. He's like a Black Cab. Part of England damn it. He's a Marathon bar in today's world of *gritted teeth* Snickers Bars *gritted teeth*.
Have I, or have I not, told you before NOT to mention the 'S' word? I think I have y'know!!!
Lillywhite
31 Aug 2005, 09:56 AM
Oooooo, my fiancé saw that and said "don't you dare say anything about my arse"
Hehe. I can only get away with it because she works very hard on figure and has a great behind.
In fact wars have started because of the greatness of her behind and whole Worlds will be founded due to the greatness of her rear.
This was not written with a gun to my head. :D
Toon³
31 Aug 2005, 09:57 AM
http://www.aardvarkbusiness.net/chat/images/pics/saddam-snickers.jpg
Kujeaux
31 Aug 2005, 09:58 AM
who's snickering now Saddam?
Lillywhite
31 Aug 2005, 09:58 AM
Have I, or have I not, told you before NOT to mention the 'S' word? I think I have y'know!!!
Uh oh. Secretly waits for the paddling with glee.
Toon³
31 Aug 2005, 10:01 AM
Uh oh. Secretly waits for the paddling with glee.
Paddling?
When did we get a pool?
Lillywhite
31 Aug 2005, 10:01 AM
Paddling?
When did we get a pool?
Sure. Nice try, like you don't know what a paddling is you PERVERT!
Toon³
31 Aug 2005, 10:03 AM
Sure. Nice try, like you don't know what a paddling is you PERVERT!
I'll ask the missus.
:eek: oh my
Lillywhite
31 Aug 2005, 10:11 AM
Well. It's been fun all you Geordies. Hope you get another couple of good buys. Got things to do. Take care Graeme.