GOD.
17 Aug 2005, 04:32 PM
The Red Devils un-ashamedly admit their unholy nature! A club now owned by the Devil (Glazer may look like a leprechaun but he is all evil!) and managed by one of Devils henchmen in the form of Alex "angry angry" Ferguson. The club is not all that dis-similar to Chelsea in it's roots of evil but it can boast to be the first and the most evil in the Premiership! It has had it's high moments in spawning the likes of Cantona and Keane and the ever so low moments of knowing Beckham will always have roots there as well the Neville brothers (GOD knows your shame).
However this is the time for you all to banish this place! GOD commands you to leave this dark place for a place filled more with goodness and favoured by GOD. The Stadium of Light would be a good place to start or alternatively join the more true Manchester United fans, however never go back to the title of Red Devils for Satanist will burn in an eternal hell they so admire.
You follow in the footsteps of Beelzebub who dared to challenge GOD so do not expect leniency when your soul comes to play on GOD's turf!
Leave now or suffer for an eternity!
However this is the time for you all to banish this place! GOD commands you to leave this dark place for a place filled more with goodness and favoured by GOD. The Stadium of Light would be a good place to start or alternatively join the more true Manchester United fans, however never go back to the title of Red Devils for Satanist will burn in an eternal hell they so admire.
You follow in the footsteps of Beelzebub who dared to challenge GOD so do not expect leniency when your soul comes to play on GOD's turf!
Leave now or suffer for an eternity!