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GOD.
14 Aug 2005, 08:16 PM
We are GOD and have decided to visit BigSoccer Boards.
writered21
14 Aug 2005, 08:20 PM
Dude, you owe me 12 bucks.
GOD.
14 Aug 2005, 08:23 PM
Dude, you owe me 12 bucks.
GOD does not pay insignificant humans back. Keep praying and I might not smite thee.
writered21
14 Aug 2005, 08:25 PM
If you were God, you would have gotten the reference.
GOD.
14 Aug 2005, 08:28 PM
If you were God, you would have gotten the reference.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION US YOU PUNY HUMAN! REPENT! REPENT I SAY FOR GOD IS NOT A PEACELOVING BEATNIK THAT IS PORTRAYED!
Thou shall regret questioning GOD just as so many have done in the past.
writered21
14 Aug 2005, 08:30 PM
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION US YOU PUNY HUMAN! REPENT! REPENT I SAY FOR GOD IS NOT A PEACELOVING BEATNIK THAT IS PORTRAYED!
Thou shall regret questioning GOD just as so many have done in the past.
http://homepages.wmich.edu/~r4strehl/big-lebowski-2.jpg
GOD.
14 Aug 2005, 08:34 PM
Thou have a picture of a fiend impersonating our Son? Or perhaps it is a symbol of your arrogance? No one can save you now...
However GOD is bored with this for now. He shall return when other "business" is taken care of.
SABuffalo786
14 Aug 2005, 09:31 PM
That's not a Jesus impersonator, that's the Dude.
Lowecifer
14 Aug 2005, 10:15 PM
http://www.hankstruckpictures.com/pix/trucks/dfaust/god/god_ford_binghamton_ny_aug2001a.jpg
blind_clown
14 Aug 2005, 10:39 PM
OK, first post I was thinking overinflated ego. After it continued I'm convinced we have a certified psycho. In compliance with the American's with Disabilities Act, welcome to the boards.
bungadiri
14 Aug 2005, 11:19 PM
That's not a Jesus impersonator, that's the Dude.
And the Dude abides.
writered21
15 Aug 2005, 09:19 AM
"Add GOD. to your buddy list"
"Send a private message to GOD."
:D
GOD.
15 Aug 2005, 05:11 PM
That's not a Jesus impersonator, that's the Dude.
We had a momentary laps of thought. Being GOD is not all fun and games. This is the person GOD was refering to;
http://booreview.com/images/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg
"Nobody fuks with the Jezus..."
GOD.
15 Aug 2005, 05:13 PM
http://www.hankstruckpictures.com/pix/trucks/dfaust/god/god_ford_binghamton_ny_aug2001a.jpg
GOD does not feel bad for not gifting you with much intelligence or sense...
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=greatly%20obese%20donkeys&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=iw
GOD.
15 Aug 2005, 05:16 PM
OK, first post I was thinking overinflated ego. After it continued I'm convinced we have a certified psycho. In compliance with the American's with Disabilities Act, welcome to the boards.
By thine own admission, you are blind and a clown. More importantly, you shamefully admit to being American! Despite your unfortunate circumstances, GOD is not amused!
30 Hail Marys should be a good start.
GOD.
15 Aug 2005, 05:21 PM
GOD is bored easily. Where on this site is interesting for GOD to bless with His presence? There are too many parts here!
GOD.
15 Aug 2005, 05:24 PM
"Add GOD. to your buddy list"
"Send a private message to GOD."
:D
It is good to see you have chosen to follow the path of light to your saviour. Messages can be sent to GOD in your prayers. Submit your will to your Lord!
GOD loves you and indeed you are blessed.
GOD is here
And she's pissed? ;)
GOD.
15 Aug 2005, 05:48 PM
And she's pissed? ;)
GOD does not enjoy the consumption of alcohol, hence humans get a hangover (it was intended to disuade you from drinking, however most are too stupid and continue anyway!) Weed/pot/marujana is a different story! GOD has created such plants for the very purpose of humans to enjoy their lives and lighten up!
Pissed can also mean angry which would be part true. GOD is always looking for a fight...makes things more interesting! Why do you think the whole thing with Beelzebub started?? GOD kept on throwing stones at his head and pretending it was Gabriel!
GOD believes you to be a woman. There is no shame in that however do not degrade us further by calling us She! In a patriarchal society, GOD was refered to as He as a sign of respect and that is how it is uniformly approached. We are fortunately neither He, nor She. We are everything and hence we can have more "fun" at our choosing. You can refer to us as "He/Him" or alternatively as "Oh your high and mightiness, we unworty of addressing your glorious self or being addressed by such a perfect and magnificent GOD...may you forever shine upon us insignificant humans".
GOD does have a forgiving side as well and will forgive you for making a simple mistake. It is not your fault that you are a woman, nor that you appear not too bright!
GOD's forgiveness is an indication that He likes you for now.
writered21
15 Aug 2005, 07:22 PM
GOD is bored easily. Where on this site is interesting for GOD to bless with His presence? There are too many parts here!
So you went to World Rivalries?
My sympathies.
I mean, try the Fulham zone or something.