ATTN: Didier Drogba

[CT_Gunner]

Prince circa 1989 called, he would like his hairstyle back. Please, put the flat iron down.

Seriously though, the man's hair is ghastly. Plus he's the biggest diver this side of RVN. The worst part of the community shield was the fact he scored both goals. And so my hatred of Chelsea grows...

[jwaldman11]

Prince circa 1989 called, he would like his hairstyle back. Please, put the flat iron down.

Seriously though, the man's hair is ghastly. Plus he's the biggest diver this side of RVN. The worst part of the community shield was the fact he scored both goals. And so my hatred of Chelsea grows...
Actually, he reminded me of another guy Dave Chapelle impersonated:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/mtv/mtv_movie_awards_arrivals_2004_photos/lil__jon/mtv2.jpg
Jose: Didier play up front and we'll kick the long ball to you.
Didier: OKAY!
JM: You have to be physical.
DD: WHAT?
JM: You have to be physical.
DD: WHAT?
JM: You have to be physical.
DD: OKAY!

[Gunner Phan]

Actually, he reminded me of another guy Dave Chapelle impersonated:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/mtv/mtv_movie_awards_arrivals_2004_photos/lil__jon/mtv2.jpg
Jose: Didier play up front and we'll kick the long ball to you.
Didier: OKAY!
JM: You have to be physical.
DD: WHAT?
JM: You have to be physical.
DD: WHAT?
JM: You have to be physical.
DD: OKAY!

lol...i tried to rep you but I have to spread it around. but seriously that is hilarious

[nicephoras]

Prince circa 1989 called, he would like his hairstyle back. Please, put the flat iron down.

Seriously though, the man's hair is ghastly. Plus he's the biggest diver this side of RVN. The worst part of the community shield was the fact he scored both goals. And so my hatred of Chelsea grows...

You do realize that threads like these are the equivalent of ZANI pheramones, right?

[jegerpenge]

You do realize that threads like these are the equivalent of ZANI pheramones, right?

*cough*pheromones*cough*

[nicephoras]

*cough*pheromones*cough*

Ugh. I can't believe I misspelled that; that's terrible. :o :( :mad:

[Arsenal_pwns_all]

One suggestion: stop making threads like this. You are just inviting scums to come in and say that we are sore losers who are just jealous of Drogba.

[nicephoras]

One suggestion: stop making threads like this. You are just inviting scums to come in and say that we are sore losers who are just jealous of Drogba.

Who does that now? :confused:

[CT_Gunner]

I was joking around in the arsenal forum about a chelsea player...I'm sorry if that's not ok, I haven't been posting long and I really didn't think it was a big deal, just some good-natured kidding about an opponent. Do I have to talk about Jens curly mop top to even things out?

[jwaldman11]

I was joking around in the arsenal forum about a chelsea player...I'm sorry if that's not ok, I haven't been posting long and I really didn't think it was a big deal, just some good-natured kidding about an opponent. Do I have to talk about Jens curly mop top to even things out?
The general rule is don't start threads about players from other teams, because, when posts are made, this thread pops up on the front page, but doesn't say what forum. Also, at the bottom is a thing with "related threads" that will show this in any Chelsea forum discussing Drogba. You also get people surfing around all the forums just looking for things to fight about *cough*nice*cough* ;) . However, as long as you stick to making fun of his hair, you should be OK.

And, incidentally, Jens' hair reminds me of yet another Chappelle character:

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_02_samueljackson-thumb.jpg

MMMM, MMMM, BITCH!

[animatestate]

Dude needs to let his hair grow in a natural style. And it isn't a flat iron he uses, he probably gets a relaxer for his hair. I think he does it to be able to sport the hairstyle of the European and South American players, which is long hair with a hair band keeping it in place. Like Beckham, Totti, and Batistuta.

http://www.vi.nl/images2/b/9/2/1967989265_1999999440_Drogba01_pro_192180.jpg
http://calcio.datasport.it/immagini/batistuta.jpg
http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/653/Totti_N.jpg

[CT_Gunner]

The general rule is don't start threads about players from other teams, because, when posts are made, this thread pops up on the front page, but doesn't say what forum. Also, at the bottom is a thing with "related threads" that will show this in any Chelsea forum discussing Drogba. You also get people surfing around all the forums just looking for things to fight about *cough*nice*cough* ;) . However, as long as you stick to making fun of his hair, you should be OK.

And, incidentally, Jens' hair reminds me of yet another Chappelle character:

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_02_samueljackson-thumb.jpg

MMMM, MMMM, BITCH!


hahaha good call with the chappelle show characters!

I understand that "trash-talking" can go overboard real quick, and I honestly wasn't trying to do anything other than poke fun at Drogba's hair. I'll be more careful in the future, thanks for the heads up. :)

[jwaldman11]

Dude needs to let his hair grow in a natural style. And it isn't a flat iron he uses, he probably gets a relaxer for his hair. I think he does it to be able to sport the hairstyle of the European players, which is long hair with a hair band keeping it in place. Like Beckham, Totti, and Batistuta.
I was watching "Club Dread" over the weekend with my girlfriend, and there's this part where the tennis pro with huge dreadlocks pulls out a plastic bag as he's giving another guy a lecture on not messing with him. He then proceeds to put the bag over his hair and go to sleep. I can see Drogba doing that.

[animatestate]

I was watching "Club Dread" over the weekend with my girlfriend, and there's this part where the tennis pro with huge dreadlocks pulls out a plastic bag as he's giving another guy a lecture on not messing with him. He then proceeds to put the bag over his hair and go to sleep. I can see Drogba doing that.
LOL That's called a deep moisurization treatment or hot oil treatment. Or just keeping the jheri curl "juice" in and off the pillow.

:D

[Coach_McGuirk]

I was actually thinking he looked more like Melle Mel circa "The Message"

http://www.djbad.de/oldschoolarchiv/assets/images/db_images/db_Grandmaster_Melle_Mel___the_furious_Five1.jpg

I mean, that's Didier in the lower right, right?? :D

[jegerpenge]

That's craptastic.

[Gunner Phan]

nice coach....:D he's on the edge....lol

[Coach_McGuirk]

Last week (I think it was Wednesday) I was watching something on VH1 and they showed a clip of the vid for "The Message" and I just blurted out "There's Drogba!" when I saw him.

Who knew Melle Mel would slip 2 past the Arse, huh? :D

[Neo¹]

And, incidentally, Jens' hair reminds me of yet another Chappelle character:

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_02_samueljackson-thumb.jpg

MMMM, MMMM, BITCH!


I want Dave Chappelle back :(

http://www.blojsom.com/resources/david/familycircle-dave-chappelle.jpg

[Rewinder]

LOL neo, that pic is hilarious.

I just heard chappelle show is gone for good, charlie murphy mentioned it on a interview with cnn.