OT but too funny to pass up

[liverbird]

Phil Neville leaves the Scum for the Blue Sh1te:

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,1563,1542434,00.html


Some things are just too funny :D

[never walk alone TPK]

Hillarious I mean what on earth was that signing for,the insanity

[stanaccrington]

They have tried to sign everyone and his dog and got absolutly squat so why not go for a numpty like "our Phil" could you imagine the conversation at blues HQ
"Well Baros is for sale should we go for him?"
"aye I know but I just heard from my pal sur Alex, yer ken, now he told me to keep it secret, it seems that his best international central midfielder is for sale"
" OK buy him now" (next day) "he doesnt look like Roy Keane"

[sarabella]

Is the lack of Reds signings finally start to get to you boys?? Or are you too busy waiting for the prodigal son to return?? :D

[stanaccrington]

Is the lack of Reds signings finally start to get to you boys?? Or are you too busy waiting for the prodigal son to return?? :D


:D :D Ha Ha lack of reds signings, oh my god have you just woken up or is it that the blue half can't read? haven't you just signed someone you fired because nobody else will go there, also isn't Phil famous for being ...................











Garys brother. :D

[SiriuslyCold]

Is the lack of Reds signings finally start to get to you boys?? Or are you too busy waiting for the prodigal son to return?? :D

*LOL* How tall does Peter Crouch have to be to get noticed... and I suppose it's easier to quickly forget Sissoko

[stanaccrington]

I suppose the ultimate insult is that Phil Neville, despite being a complete tosspot, will actually improve the team!! :) whos next Saha?

[kopiteinkc]

Is the lack of Reds signings finally start to get to you boys?? Or are you too busy waiting for the prodigal son to return?? :D

Keeping Stevie G and signing Zenden, Sissoko, Crouch or overpaying for Neville you make the choice .... :rolleyes:

[quentinc]

Is the lack of Reds signings finally start to get to you boys?? Or are you too busy waiting for the prodigal son to return?? :D
I think we've made the most signings of any team in the EPL...

[Samarkand]

Hey, c'mon, be fair!! Logic, facts, reading and BlueNoses........what did you expect? :cool:

[sarabella]

I was just giving you guys some crap for picking on us. Eh, we're gonna suck this year so I guess it doesn't matter anyway. Oh, and if I were you, I wouldn't be jumping on that Peter Crouch bandwagon too quickly. :D

[stanaccrington]

I was just giving you guys some crap for picking on us. Eh, we're gonna suck this year so I guess it doesn't matter anyway. Oh, and if I were you, I wouldn't be jumping on that Peter Crouch bandwagon too quickly. :D
No your right I wish we had Marcus Bent instead!!! WHOOSH.... the sound of Bent missing another sitter :D :D

[sarabella]

C'mon, now. Marcus works harder than 90% of your team combined. He might not be able to finish, but effort counts for something, right??

Ok, ok, maybe not.

[655321]

This is too much...oh, the hilarity.

[kopiteinkc]

C'mon, now. Marcus works harder than 90% of your team combined. He might not be able to finish, but effort counts for something, right??

Ok, ok, maybe not.

Nice try :D

I don't think any of us are absolutely certain that Crouch will be the new John Toshack. But we at least have some choices up front.

James Beattie has really been lighting it up for you lot hasn't he? :rolleyes:

[sarabella]

James Beattie has really been lighting it up for you lot hasn't he? :rolleyes:
Eh, don't get me started on Beattie. I'm *hoping* he gets his frickin act in gear this season, but something tells me he's still going to behave like an ass. Of course, his idiocy with that headbutt against Chelsea was the turning point for me. But yeah, Beattie isn't the answer to our problems.

[Xerxus]

'Front door' eh?
Subtle and nice. I hear you.

[Lanky134]

Eh, don't get me started on Beattie. I'm *hoping* he gets his frickin act in gear this season, but something tells me he's still going to behave like an ass. Of course, his idiocy with that headbutt against Chelsea was the turning point for me. But yeah, Beattie isn't the answer to our problems.
So you're saying that Beattie will take Stubbs' place at the top of the Most Likely To Get Sent Off In A Merseyside Derby list, then? :D :D

[sarabella]

It's a toss-up between him and Big Dunc. :D

[liverbird]

here's a laugh Sara!!

http://www.football365.com/features/fun_features/story_158736.shtml