Who else but Quagmire???

[The Old Lady Hertha]

Quagmire: Oh its congical visit day! You know I love doin a woman in the can! OH! GIGITY! GIGITY! GIGITY! GOO!
Man: Who else but Quagmire?!
*Flashing lights with Quagmires face popping up*
Voice: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next! He's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: GIGITY! GIGITY! GIGITY! GIGITY! LET'S HAVE SEX!