The Nude, the Bad, and the Jiggly

[antifan]

Just saw this (http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3.htm) article on Drudgereport and got a laugh out of it. Its Joan Collin's heartfelt critique of modern Britain. This is the line that really got me.
My husband Percy and I were at a ball at the Grosvenor House Hotel -- a black-tie event attended by the socalled 'elite' of the city.
As Percy held the door open to let me through, a 6ft tall, middle-aged, horse-faced male pushed past me, trod on the hem of my dress and rushed outside to climb into the taxi that the doorman had waiting for us.
LOL, know anyone who fits that description?

[surfcam]

Just saw this (http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3.htm) article on Drudgereport and got a laugh out of it. Its Joan Collin's heartfelt critique of modern Britain. This is the line that really got me.

LOL, know anyone who fits that description?

With that kind of behavior he should be put to pasture. Or sent to the glue factory!;)

[antifan]

With that kind of behavior he should be put to pasture. Or sent to the glue factory!;)
It was awfully Ruude, wasn't it? :D

[surfcam]

It was awfully Ruude, wasn't it? :D

LOL!! I need to spread the rep.

So a horse walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks up and yells, "Hey you with the long face, don't do startin nothin!!"

[jatm516]

You kids will never learn.;)

Quick post then I'm off to dreamville where I'm skinny, have tons of money and a club level seats at Highbury!
ROTFLMAO! I don't know why this made me crack up so. But it is fcuking hilarious!!! Reminds me of Bruce Almighty...where his wife suddenly gets the big boobz...LOL

[jwaldman11]

With that kind of behavior he should be put to pasture. Or sent to the glue factory!;)
Doesn't Collins know how lucky she is? He could have tried to run his spikes down her knee!

[Neo¹]

So after two weeks of Downloading at horrendus speeds, Im finially going to be able to watch the shield season 4.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2038/tehshield4ig.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[antifan]

Thanks for blowing up the screen with that useless image. :rolleyes:

[Neo¹]

LOL if THAT blew up your screen then your screen resoultion is to low.

Thanks for blowing up the screen with that useless image. :rolleyes:

[antifan]

LOL if THAT blew up your screen then your screen resoultion is to low.
My resolution was fine, until you posted that pic of your downloading software. (why?)
Just a tip, Oversized pics of Jessica Alba = Cool, oversized pics of whatever program you use to download shows you could just watch on cable = Not Cool ;)

[Neo¹]

The pic fits perfectly in my screen. No extra scrolling is necessary. And yeah It took me two weeks just to download a 5 gig show. For some reason, whether it be for satisfaction or relief, posting that was necessary, very necessary. Like guys who take pics of themselves after climbing Mt. Everest. :D :p


p.s. Be sure to note the download speed.

My resolution was fine, until you posted that pic of your downloading software. (why?)
Just a tip, Oversized pics of Jessica Alba = Cool, oversized pics of whatever program you use to download shows you could just watch on cable = Not Cool ;)

[antifan]

The pic fits perfectly in my screen. No extra scrolling is necessary. And yeah It took me two weeks just to download a 5 gig show. For some reason, whether it be for satisfaction or relief, posting that was necessary, very necessary. Like guys who take pics of themselves after climbing Mt. Everest. :D :p


p.s. Be sure to note the download speed.
Oh, the download speed! LOL, Now i get it, Two weeks for 5 gigs! That's fcking hilarious! Thanks Neo! :rolleyes:

[Neo¹]

Oh, the download speed! LOL, Now i get it, Two weeks for 5 gigs! That's fcking hilarious! Thanks Neo! :rolleyes:


If I didnt know any better Id say you were being sarcastic :rolleyes:


I think I better quit while Im ahead, Im not getting told what and what not to post in the off topic thread. Ill leave you to talk about whatever it was you were talking about.

[antifan]

If I didnt know any better Id say you were being sarcastic :rolleyes: :D

I think I better quit while Im ahead, Im not getting told what and what not to post in the off topic thread. Ill leave you to talk about whatever it was you were talking about. Neo, you don't have to go, just edit your post and delete that pic and all is forgiven. Please? :)

[antifan]

Just saw this article on Drudgereport and got a laugh out of it. Its Joan Collin's heartfelt critique of modern Britain. This is the line that really got me.

Quote:
My husband Percy and I were at a ball at the Grosvenor House Hotel -- a black-tie event attended by the socalled 'elite' of the city.
As Percy held the door open to let me through, a 6ft tall, middle-aged, horse-faced male pushed past me, trod on the hem of my dress and rushed outside to climb into the taxi that the doorman had waiting for us.


LOL, know anyone who fits that description?
If i wasn't going out right now i would start a troll thread with this. Place: Manc Board, Title: Ruud Behavior, and i'd ask them if they could help identify and locate the culprit. :D

[PsychedelicCeltic]

Second Test today between England and Australia.

Bit of thoughts lie with Denis Compton - both England's greatest ever attacking batsman and one of the best left-wings Arsenal ever had.

Not really a centre half though..

[arsenalgirl30016]

If i wasn't going out right now i would start a troll thread with this. Place: Manc Board, Title: Ruud Behavior, and i'd ask them if they could help identify and locate the culprit. :D
Now that would have been hilarious! I double dog dare you to do it Anti! :D

[HighburyGoon]

Now that would have been hilarious! I double dog dare you to do it Anti! :D

http://www.imagecrown.com/images/arsedooker/xmas2.jpg

I triple dog dare you!

[arsenalgirl30016]

I chose not to skip the double dog dare though Mike! :D
btw-one of the funniest movies EVER! :)

[HighburyGoon]

btw-one of the funniest movies EVER! :)

It sure is, which reminds me that I have to buy my own copy now - LOL!