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GriffinGunner
03 Aug 2005, 11:29 AM
Speaking of holidays, I'm petitioning to move Father's Day to sometime in Autumn. Anyone look at the sports calendar in June? Blech! This reeks of some evil plot to force "quality family time!" Nay, I say. If Father's Day is truly for the fathers, it should occur at some time of the year when we dads can maximize the benefit of getting to say "I love you to. If you need me, I'll be on the couch/recliner till 9 PM." Fall brings us more meaningful MLS and MLB games, European leagues are in season and, of course, there's both college and pro football. Who's with me?
:D
feej92
03 Aug 2005, 11:33 AM
Who's with me?
:D
http://www.sentieriselvaggi.it/foto/Gennaio/sez_12/belushi1.jpg
GriffinGunner
03 Aug 2005, 11:49 AM
Great, Feej! Thanks.
That's one!
GriffinGunner
03 Aug 2005, 11:49 AM
Lunch time for yours truly. Hang tight, all.
surfcam
03 Aug 2005, 12:13 PM
Got this joke in an email today and thought I'd share:
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
-One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman...
-The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.
-The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
-The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.
-The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.
-The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
-The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
-The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
-The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and setup a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
-The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and
complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she
can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal divisionof household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer
than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems,and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
surfcam
03 Aug 2005, 12:14 PM
http://www.sentieriselvaggi.it/foto/Gennaio/sez_12/belushi1.jpg
Post of the Day!!!
arsenalgirl30016
03 Aug 2005, 12:19 PM
Post of the Day!!!
You know how I feel about Animal House-it is relevant every day! Good work Feej! :D
feej92
03 Aug 2005, 12:43 PM
You know how I feel about Animal House-it is relevant every day! Good work Feej! :D
"Why Pinto?"
arsenalgirl30016
03 Aug 2005, 12:59 PM
"Why Pinto?"
"Why not?"
phishy
03 Aug 2005, 01:13 PM
DONT MESS with Mr. Heat Miser.
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arsenalgirl30016
03 Aug 2005, 01:16 PM
where have you been hiding Phishman?
Gunner Phan
03 Aug 2005, 01:36 PM
what's up guys...peepin' in on lunch. Chick/Broc pizza today - good stuff!
phishy, check out Vegoose Festival (http://www.vegoose.com)
the lineup is sick....
arsenalgirl30016
03 Aug 2005, 01:43 PM
what's up guys...peepin' in on lunch. Chick/Broc pizza today - good stuff!
phishy, check out Vegoose Festival (http://www.vegoose.com)
the lineup is sick....
What are you up to today Bready?
jatm516
03 Aug 2005, 01:59 PM
Not sure what Ryan's up to, but I can bet that nasty sounding pizza will be the next thing coming up. Gross! :P
Gunner Phan
03 Aug 2005, 02:04 PM
What are you up to today Bready?
working for the weekend, ma'am! :) I have a buttload of work....was given some new responsibilities - Yay!
ash, chicken and broccoli pizza = good
cheese slice = amazing
don't be such a southerner, geez :rolleyes: ;)
surfcam
03 Aug 2005, 02:07 PM
working for the weekend, ma'am! I have a buttload of work....was given some new responsibilities - Yay!
ash, chicken and broccoli pizza = good
cheese slice = amazing
don't be such a southerner, geez :rolleyes: ;)
Pizza with broccoli? Glad I am not hanging around you tonight! Whew!:eek::D
So got some new work? Dealing with what? New signings, etc.?
Gunner Phan
03 Aug 2005, 02:26 PM
Pizza with broccoli? Glad I am not hanging around you tonight! Whew!:eek::D
So got some new work? Dealing with what? New signings, etc.?
it's so good.....MMMmmmmmmmmmMMMmmm
I am handling our owned/repped Master Audio Recordings. New signings are handled by A&R...that's a different dept.
On a side note, spoke with your sis last night...turns out the girl she is staying with knows one of the band members from the Hold Steady (the show I got tix for Friday for us)....small world!
Nick Drake ne1?
GriffinGunner
03 Aug 2005, 02:46 PM
Broccoli is great on a pizza or in a calzone! Can't say I've had the chicken, though.
Anybody else use a lot of sea salt in their cooking? Grilled broccoli with sea salt can be amazing, as are snap peas on a skillet.
Hmm, quite the turn from yesterday's wing cravings!
GriffinGunner
03 Aug 2005, 03:39 PM
Funny. I thought this was the correct address...
surfcam
03 Aug 2005, 03:51 PM
it's so good.....MMMmmmmmmmmmMMMmmm
I am handling our owned/repped Master Audio Recordings. New signings are handled by A&R...that's a different dept.
On a side note, spoke with your sis last night...turns out the girl she is staying with knows one of the band members from the Hold Steady (the show I got tix for Friday for us)....small world!
Nick Drake ne1?
Glad you are moving up in the audio world!
Glad my sis called. That is a small world for sure! Maybe she can hook you up with a backstage pass! :D Wish I could make it up, sounds like a good time this weekend! Try and get my sis to the Charity Shield. Tell her its Arsenal and she might meet up!