The Nude, the Bad, and the Jiggly

[phishy]

"How Soon is Now" -- the smiths.

[Coach_McGuirk]

I liked jwald's name better, sorry Coach.
What was it? I'll be more than glad to change it. I just happened to notice the other thread was at 500 at 1:30 in the morning and just went with the first title off the top of my head....

EDIT: OK. I just saw it, and it is much better than this one. Consider the title changed.....

[phishy]

i just bought the worst flavoured slurpee ever..... ffs i should of sampled it...

[jatm516]

I got an orange flavored cream slush at sonic thinking it would taste like those orange juliuses that the used to sell at the mall and it was terrible! Stick to strawberry on those guys. Although my favorite lately has been a pineapple milkshake. Trust me it tastes better than it sounds.

[HighburyGoon]

Mike's dating update....

I called the girl in question this morning, she got back to me an hour later. We're going out Friday night. Good calls by Steph and Ash!

[jatm516]

*Ash and Steph high 5*

Of course this reminds me of an article in the onion this week...

DALLAS—Specialists at the National Exuberance Institute said Monday that nearly three quarters of national high-five slap exchanges are unnecessary. "Abuse and inappropriate implementation of the gesture is epidemic," said NEI president Avi Gupta. "Celebratory high-fives are marking such mundane accomplishments as the clearing of paper jams, the ordering of hot wings, the viewing of favorite TV commercials, and the simultaneous wearing of identical items of clothing." Gupta called for the use of restrained high-five alternatives, such as the "thumbs up" and the exchange of curt nods.

[Rewinder]

*Ash and Steph high 5*

Of course this reminds me of an article in the onion this week...

DALLAS—Specialists at the National Exuberance Institute said Monday that nearly three quarters of national high-five slap exchanges are unnecessary. "Abuse and inappropriate implementation of the gesture is epidemic," said NEI president Avi Gupta. "Celebratory high-fives are marking such mundane accomplishments as the clearing of paper jams, the ordering of hot wings, the viewing of favorite TV commercials, and the simultaneous wearing of identical items of clothing." Gupta called for the use of restrained high-five alternatives, such as the "thumbs up" and the exchange of curt nods.

LOL!

[antifan]

Is there a name for a reverse nod? In High School, i'd always acknowledge people by either nodding at them or alternately moving my chin up slightly. I always thought of it as the "what's up?" move but i wonder if theirs another name. Is it just a nod?

[Gunner Phan]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_02_warburton.jpg

"Oh yeah....up high!"

[Rewinder]

http://members.tripod.com/ihno/seinfeld/other/puddy.gif

"Oh yeah....up high!"

a classic

[antifan]

I'm off to the pool, but i can't find my sunglasses. FAAHCK! :mad:

Edit: Found 'em. :)

[jatm516]

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_02_warburton.jpg

"Oh yeah....up high!"
sort of like that friends episode where chandler's boss slaps everyone on the arse! :)

[Rewinder]

sort of like that friends episode where chandler's boss slaps everyone on the arse! :)

i hated friends. seinfeld was genius though

[jatm516]

I'll admit it wasn't as clever as Seinfeld, but i don't think it was ever meant to be. Seinfeld was genius! A show about nothing! LOL

[Rewinder]

The characters outside the main 4 were the best.

Peterman, steinbrenner and frank costanza would have to be my favorites. The show just kept getting better every season, and the finale was pure class.

[Gunner Phan]

I like when Elaine took Frank to the nail parlor to see what the vietnamese ladies were saying about here:D

[Rewinder]

That was a good one. I dont know about you guys but my life is contantly punctuated by seinfeld moments. I cant get pommes frites fries without having a "double-dipped-chip" moment at least once.

[Gunner Phan]

That was a good one. I dont know about you guys but my life is contantly punctuated by seinfeld moments. I cant get pommes frites fries without having a "double-dipped-chip" moment at least once.

i think that was is the beauty of seinfeld...most of the events resonate with most people in some phasion.

[jatm516]

If it's sunday...it's church lady time... :D :p

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door:

Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him.
When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
We do not refer to the cross as the big T!
When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say ,"Eat me."
The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the "Mary with the cherry."
The reccomended grace before a meal is not:"Rub-Adub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God."
Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

[jatm516]

That was a good one. I dont know about you guys but my life is contantly punctuated by seinfeld moments. I cant get pommes frites fries without having a "double-dipped-chip" moment at least once.
Yeah EVERY time we have chips/salsa or cheese dip...this issue ALWAYS comes up.