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Placid Casual
21 Jul 2005, 10:06 AM
So we bowled the convicts out for 190 in less than 2 sessions.

Be interesting to see what we will collapse to.

Fcuk Yeah.
Zak
21 Jul 2005, 10:18 AM
Just wait until Pete Weber gets up to bowl. That'll be a clinic.
TheBlackKnight
21 Jul 2005, 10:18 AM
I don't get it.
Placid Casual
21 Jul 2005, 10:20 AM
I don't get it.

Zaks comment or cricket?
Zak
21 Jul 2005, 10:21 AM
You don't get bowling? It's ace. Throw a big heavy ball, typically black, at ten pins. Knock all ten down it's called a strike. Get three strikes in a row and it's a fcking turkey!
TheBlackKnight
21 Jul 2005, 10:23 AM
I didn't know you were discussing bowling.
Zak
21 Jul 2005, 10:25 AM
Yeah, England national team scored 190 in two games, which is quite low, against the Aussie national team.
Placid Casual
21 Jul 2005, 10:26 AM
England 10-0 at tea.

What a civilised game.Stopping for lunch and tea.
Zak
21 Jul 2005, 10:29 AM
They bowled a strike and stopped for tea? Generally when I bowl a strike I stop for a beer.
Placid Casual
21 Jul 2005, 10:34 AM
Its the game of the civilised at home so tea it is.
Zak
21 Jul 2005, 10:35 AM
Generally bowling here if for the mentally handicapped, and persons that chain smoke and have mullets.
Placid Casual
21 Jul 2005, 10:38 AM
Generally bowling here if for the mentally handicapped, and persons that chain smoke and have mullets.

Do they wear wifebeaters as well?
Zak
21 Jul 2005, 10:39 AM
Generally not. They have snazzy team shirts that button up.
Placid Casual
21 Jul 2005, 10:41 AM
Names and numbers on the back?
Zak
21 Jul 2005, 10:43 AM
No, something like a team logo. Usually a fierce name such as Pinbusters, or Lucky Strikes.
Placid Casual
21 Jul 2005, 10:44 AM
Why not Marlboro Lights?
TheBlackKnight
21 Jul 2005, 10:46 AM
http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/simpsons/collectibles/lunch_sm.jpg
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Zak
21 Jul 2005, 10:46 AM
Because it's not related to bowling. However, Marlboro would be a very smart choice for sponsor.

The Lion's Den sponsored my bowling squad.
Placid Casual
21 Jul 2005, 10:48 AM
Why does that not surprise me?

On another note 71 still sucks as a road. Fcuking finish it.
Zak
21 Jul 2005, 10:52 AM
Yes we were sponsored by the Lions Den. It was actually a coed team, appropriately named Cucumbers and Unions.