Necking with Nekkid Nubile Nymphos

[Bluto11]

Yesterday my AC went down. Lucky for me a guy came around 5pm (it was only about 90F inside by then :rolleyes: ) and got it up and running in 15 minutes.

Must remember to thank my lucky stars that I don't work outside.
air conditioning, pfffffft

[jatm516]

I'm sure someone has probably posted this before, but if so it's been a while.
So, just in case you needed a laugh... :p

Why Football Grounds Are Like Women

1. there is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of play

2. pitches vary from the well grassed to the completley bald

3. remember, it is possible to score at both ends

4. tackling from behind is not always an offence, check with ground owner

5. be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of premiership standard, but in reality would not even be eligible as a council dumping ground

6. only some grounds offer five a side facilities

7. dont ever make public your desires to play at Wembley, also never mention pitches previosly visited

8. extra time is dependant on subsequent pitch bookings

9. if the ground does not seem to have undersoil heating, suggest calling the game off, possibly even contact a coroner

10. when building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back

11. wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles

12. always ask before leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel, do not expect to be allowed to come straight from the tunnell to the goal mouth and score. that can leave an awful taste in the mouth of the pitch owner and may prevent further use of the ground

13. personal morals may be compromised by local derbies

14. it is illegal to play on small,unturfed pitches

15. from time to time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbant goalie

16. Bulgarian grounds are frequently more grassy

17. French grounds are frequently very nice too look at, however there can be sometimes an awful smell from the terraces which don't get hosed down as often as they should

18. very few grounds are found with executive boxes

19. be wary of grounds with room for coaches

20. always be on the lookout for grounds that host ladies footy two evenings a week

21. pitches with a waterlogged end, can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if u piss the owner off by continually asking to play up the good end instead

22. players must agree personal terms with the club before being allowed to play on the turf

23. always look for a ground that has never been played on before (or at least hasn't had many visits). that said, well used grounds may have better facilities and will really know how to get the best out of a player

[arsenalgirl30016]

My favorites:
4. tackling from behind is not always an offence, check with ground owner
12. always ask before leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel, do not expect to be allowed to come straight from the tunnell to the goal mouth and score. that can leave an awful taste in the mouth of the pitch owner and may prevent further use of the ground
22. players must agree personal terms with the club before being allowed to play on the turf
10. when building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back
23. always look for a ground that has never been played on before (or at least hasn't had many visits). that said, well used grounds may have better facilities and will really know how to get the best out of a player
:D
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[arsenalgirl30016]

Anybody around tonight? Kind of quiet in here....

[Riz]

I'm up and about and around and stuff. :D

[arsenalgirl30016]

I was about to start singing
All by myself...... :D
Watching the replay of the Tour from today! Good stuff.

[jwaldman11]

Yeah all done! Big storm rolling in! I love sitting outside on the porch watching storms
It was fun watching the typhoon earlier in the week from my 28th floor apartment (though I could have done without the rocking back and forth). It tore up signs and the wrapping they put around new buildings here. Strangely enough, right across the street, there's a huge CK billboard with Freddie on it, which my girlfriend loves. That lead to this exchange with her:

Her: Do you think the billboard will be OK?

Me: Yeah, it'll be fine.

Her: You think so?

Me: He's an Arsenal player. He'll stay up. If he were a Man U player, he'd have fallen down at the first gust trying to draw a card on the typhoon.

[ibreak4coffee]

It was fun watching the typhoon earlier in the week from my 28th floor apartment (though I could have done without the rocking back and forth). It tore up signs and the wrapping they put around new buildings here. Strangely enough, right across the street, there's a huge CK billboard with Freddie on it, which my girlfriend loves. That lead to this exchange with her:

Her: Do you think the billboard will be OK?

Me: Yeah, it'll be fine.

Her: You think so?

Me: He's an Arsenal player. He'll stay up. If he were a Man U player, he'd have fallen down at the first gust trying to draw a card on the typhoon.

Repped... if I had any left

[arsenalgirl30016]

It was fun watching the typhoon earlier in the week from my 28th floor apartment (though I could have done without the rocking back and forth). It tore up signs and the wrapping they put around new buildings here. Strangely enough, right across the street, there's a huge CK billboard with Freddie on it, which my girlfriend loves. That lead to this exchange with her:

Her: Do you think the billboard will be OK?

Me: Yeah, it'll be fine.

Her: You think so?

Me: He's an Arsenal player. He'll stay up. If he were a Man U player, he'd have fallen down at the first gust trying to draw a card on the typhoon.
I am just mystified that you are always so surprised that your girlfriend comments about Freddie. I would have that billboard in my freaking house if it would fit. :)

[surfcam]

I am just mystified that you are always so surprised that your girlfriend comments about Freddie. I would have that billboard in my freaking house if it would fit. :)

Steph, Leigh is here with me and was asking who Freddie was again, so I pulled up some of the 'pics', and got an "Ohhhhh yeah, that's the one"!!!!!

You and Leigh will have plenty to discuss in London this year!!! You can convert her to JAR, Cesc and others!;) :D

[Gunner Phan]

Bready met Andre 3000 tonight....pretty cool guy. Esthero was great; I am plum tuckered and wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. Phree Drinks are great. By the beard of Zeus! goodnight y'all.

[jwaldman11]

I am just mystified that you are always so surprised that your girlfriend comments about Freddie. I would have that billboard in my freaking house if it would fit. :)
Oh, she's asked if she could take it down. It's actually three sided with three different pictures and is a solid six or seven stories tall. I cut a deal with her that she could get it for her dorm if I was allowed to grab this cutout with a girl flashing her bra. Seeing as how she's always over at my place and would have to look at it, she decided that she didn't need the billboard as much as she thought. :D

[jatm516]

Damn, I would have let you have the actual girl in exchange. Sounds like one helluva billboard!

[arsenalgirl30016]

Damn, I would have let you have the actual girl in exchange. Sounds like one helluva billboard!
2nd'd-Hubby could have all kinds of pictures if I could have the Freddie billboard around all the time for my viewing pleasure! :p

[arsenalgirl30016]

Steph, Leigh is here with me and was asking who Freddie was again, so I pulled up some of the 'pics', and got an "Ohhhhh yeah, that's the one"!!!!!

You and Leigh will have plenty to discuss in London this year!!! You can convert her to JAR, Cesc and others!;) :D
I'll have to defer JAR to Ashley-don't like him that much (for his looks that is), no but Freddie and Cesc-YUM! She will learn-never fear. Has she read Fever Pitch yet? I am going to force Sean to read it before we go. Hopefully he will understand more before we go! :D

Sorry I missed you guys though! Hey Leigh! :)

[Riz]

*belated wave to Leigh*

:D

[surfcam]

It was fun watching the typhoon earlier in the week from my 28th floor apartment (though I could have done without the rocking back and forth). It tore up signs and the wrapping they put around new buildings here. Strangely enough, right across the street, there's a huge CK billboard with Freddie on it, which my girlfriend loves. That lead to this exchange with her:

Her: Do you think the billboard will be OK?

Me: Yeah, it'll be fine.

Her: You think so?

Me: He's an Arsenal player. He'll stay up. If he were a Man U player, he'd have fallen down at the first gust trying to draw a card on the typhoon.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jwaldman11 again.

[surfcam]

I'll have to defer JAR to Ashley-don't like him that much (for his looks that is), no but Freddie and Cesc-YUM! She will learn-never fear. Has she read Fever Pitch yet? I am going to force Sean to read it before we go. Hopefully he will understand more before we go! :D

Sorry I missed you guys though! Hey Leigh! :)

My sister has my copy and I need to get it back so she can read it. Good idea there. Also, if my members kit EVER gets here, she can read that version, though I would like to keep that in mint condition!

[antifan]

Good morning, all. Just woke up in the room that i grew up in. Its seems to get smaller every year.

[antifan]

I'll have to defer JAR to Ashley-don't like him that much (for his looks that is), no but Freddie and Cesc-YUM! She will learn-never fear. Has she read Fever Pitch yet? I am going to force Sean to read it before we go. Hopefully he will understand more before we go! :D

Sorry I missed you guys though! Hey Leigh! :)
They showed "Fever Pitch" on the plane yesterday, it wasn't very good.