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Coach_McGuirk
21 Jul 2005, 11:24 AM
When a man stops getting motivated by the word "naked", we need to do an intervention. ;) Better watch it Brad or we will drag you out on the town and FORCE you to have fun!
You obviously don't know a lot of guys in their late 30's.... ;)
I knew it was all downhill the first time my ex woke me up in the middle of the night feeling amorous and I said "Can't you see I'm trying to sleep???"
Come to think of it, that was probably the point where she started mentally preparing the divorce proceedings...
jatm516
21 Jul 2005, 11:46 AM
Isn't that the same time a woman hits her sexual peak? Isn't that conveeeenient?
Coach_McGuirk
21 Jul 2005, 11:59 AM
Isn't that the same time a woman hits her sexual peak? Isn't that conveeeenient?
It was going to be even worse since I was 8 years older than her. What I need is a relatively "together" woman with a good collection of battery operated devices and the forewithal to use them as she sees the need....and to do it in another room when I'm sleeping. :D
Isn't that the same time a woman hits her sexual peak? Isn't that conveeeenient?
More like the cruelest biological joke EVER. ;)
surfcam
21 Jul 2005, 12:21 PM
Here is another installment of "Engineering Marvels"!!!
CHICAGO (UPI) -- Determined that what the world really needs is a three-second beer, innovative Matthew Younkle made his dream come true with TurboTap.
Ten years after the inspiration struck as a college senior, Younkle, 31, is president and chief technology officer of TurboTap, a company marketing a finger-sized nozzle that attaches to standard beer faucets and pours draft beer at least twice as fast as traditional systems do, and with less spillage.
The Chicago company has installed about 1,000 TurboTaps at bars, restaurants and ballparks -- including Chicago's two major-league baseball stadiums.
As an engineering student in college, Younkle concluded that gravity, not bartender incompetence, was to blame for long beer lines, the Chicago Sun-Times said Friday. Beer, like any liquid, accelerates as it leaves the tap.
After several years of R&D -- ''research and drinking'' -- Younkle decided to create a nozzle that slowed the descent of the beer and reduced the force of its impact.
http://www.turbotap.com/
Motterman
21 Jul 2005, 12:41 PM
Great stuff Cam, now the bartenders can almost fill my glass up as fast as I can drink them!
I said, almost. :D
jatm516
21 Jul 2005, 12:48 PM
It was going to be even worse since I was 8 years older than her. What I need is a relatively "together" woman with a good collection of battery operated devices and the forewithal to use them as she sees the need....and to do it in another room when I'm sleeping. :D
We would hate to disturb you, your majesty...
Well next time you get married we'll remind you to register for sex toys rather than china. With a special note on preferred decibel-levels... ;)
Motterman
21 Jul 2005, 01:00 PM
We would hate to disturb you, your majesty...
Well next time you get married we'll remind you to register for sex toys rather than china. With a special note on preferred decibel-levels... ;)
Get solar powered ones, that way she can only use them during the day. :cool:
phishy
21 Jul 2005, 01:02 PM
Get solar powered ones, that way she can only use them during the day. :cool:
you mean you dont like to give your bird a lil DP? :cool:
arsenalgirl30016
21 Jul 2005, 01:20 PM
Get solar powered ones, that way she can only use them during the day. :cool:
AAAAAAafternoon delight...... :D
ibreak4coffee
21 Jul 2005, 01:30 PM
I am appalled at the tone of the conversation in this thread....
I WANT MORE DETAILS ;)
AAAAAAafternoon delight...... :D
Morning has broken INDEED... :D
*retreats to her child of hippies safe space*
Gunner Phan
21 Jul 2005, 01:57 PM
Morning has broken INDEED... :D
*retreats to her child of hippies safe space*
:confused:
*in best Dr. Evil voice*
"Right....so Frau, vegatezenzenin.....how are things?" :D
surfcam
21 Jul 2005, 02:27 PM
AAAAAAafternoon delight...... :D
ROTFL!!!!
That was great Steph!
surfcam
21 Jul 2005, 02:28 PM
Great stuff Cam, now the bartenders can almost fill my glass up as fast as I can drink them!
I said, almost. :D
My kind of drinker!!! I love the bit about R&D "Research and Drinking"! That is a field I need to get in to!
surfcam
21 Jul 2005, 02:31 PM
:confused:
*in best Dr. Evil voice*
"Right....so Frau, vegatezenzenin.....how are things?" :D
SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/austin/frau.jpg
Gunner Phan
21 Jul 2005, 02:33 PM
SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/austin/frau.jpg
BRING IN THE CLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha....I love phrau....:p
BRING IN THE CLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha....I love phrau....:p
You do realize Freud would have a field day with statement, don't you? ;)
surfcam
21 Jul 2005, 02:34 PM
All of this talk about sex toys made me think of:
Alotta Fagina
http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/austin/tub.jpg
surfcam
21 Jul 2005, 02:36 PM
BRING IN THE CLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha....I love phrau....:p
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