View Full Version : Necking with Nekkid Nubile Nymphos
jatm516
24 Jul 2005, 07:23 PM
Lmao!
edit: I'm going to have to watch more movies. I never recognize the clips you post!
mixmastermatt
24 Jul 2005, 07:26 PM
Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from the pub.
It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most
of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken
by the occasional sound of a stray dipper sifting through a dustbin. Then
suddenly he heard a strange
noise.......
BUMP.......
BUMP........
BUMP.......
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
approached
from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more
clearly....It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
faster.........
BUMP.......BUMP.......
BUMP.......BUMP.......
BUMP........BUMP........
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he
heard the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP........BUMP..BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP..BUMP...
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin ......
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was
only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his
keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair.
Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way
through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin
allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges
it continued its chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP..SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP..SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP..SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH..BUMP...SCREECH...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could
take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and
launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom
door flew off its hinges..... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to
approach the young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH..
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom
cabinet...... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it
at the coffin.......still it came .......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP..SCREECH...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ........still it
came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........
The coffin stopped
Gunner Phan
24 Jul 2005, 07:30 PM
Lmao!
edit: I'm going to have to watch more movies. I never recognize the clips you post!
"Mallrats" - rent it, it's hilarious! Snooch...
jatm516
24 Jul 2005, 08:20 PM
Have yall seen the onion this week? You've gotta read "I'm a fcuked up chick magnet" It's HILARIOUS!!!
billyho96
24 Jul 2005, 08:29 PM
Ash.......though I'm half afraid to ask, what is the "T - 5 days" thing mean?
jatm516
24 Jul 2005, 08:38 PM
my divorce will be final in 5 days
antifan
24 Jul 2005, 08:39 PM
"Mallrats" - rent it, it's hilarious! Snooch...
Hey GP, have you heard of Nicolai Dunger? i was listening to his album today and its good. Kind of reminicent of Van Morrison.
Gunner Phan
24 Jul 2005, 08:51 PM
my divorce will be final in 5 days
I imagine that will be a load off your shoulders? Closure? That's a good thing imo. any1 watchin' the chavski arsenal replay?
Gunner Phan
24 Jul 2005, 08:52 PM
Hey GP, have you heard of Nicolai Dunger? i was listening to his album today and its good. Kind of reminicent of Van Morrison.
I haven't but I will check it out...I do like VM
Gunners11
24 Jul 2005, 08:55 PM
my divorce will be final in 5 days
So when can we get married then?
Gunners11
24 Jul 2005, 08:55 PM
I imagine that will be a load off your shoulders? Closure? That's a good thing imo. any1 watchin' the chavski arsenal replay?
I am, it finishes 0-0 right?
jatm516
24 Jul 2005, 08:58 PM
So when can we get married then?
Longtime No See!!!
Since your show went off the air, you've totally dissed us. We see how ya are. ;)
Gunner Phan
24 Jul 2005, 08:58 PM
I am, it finishes 0-0 right?
yes. good action though. Nice save by MJ...Mad jens!
Gunner Phan
24 Jul 2005, 08:59 PM
I'm really lookin' phorward to Entourage at 10
Gunners11
24 Jul 2005, 09:00 PM
Longtime No See!!!
Since your show went off the air, you've totally dissed us. We see how ya are. ;)
I know, Sara goes to Amsterdam and I was MIA, but I'm back now. I'm at home for the summer so I'm not online as much. MY BS time goes from about 10 hours a day to less then one. But I'm around, and I gotta get a hold of Sara to get things runnin again.
Gunners11
24 Jul 2005, 09:02 PM
Btw I was with Dan (bluto11) last night and we are making the pilgrimage to the Holy Land (aka Highbury) the last week of January. I can't wait.
jatm516
24 Jul 2005, 09:07 PM
I am so pissed at yall for not going with us in oct! Oh well, I'll just have to make it up there to chicago again for a game next season.
Gunners11
24 Jul 2005, 09:08 PM
I am so pissed at yall for not going with us in oct! Oh well, I'll just have to make it up there to chicago again for a game next season.
Ya this time you should tell someone you're there instead of wandering around the bar alone until someone notices you. :)
Gunner Phan
24 Jul 2005, 09:10 PM
Btw I was with Dan (bluto11) last night and we are making the pilgrimage to the Holy Land (aka Highbury) the last week of January. I can't wait.
for the west ham game? That is one that I am looking at going to as well. Either then or in April.
I am so excited I just ordered my redcurrant....I can't wait to get it soon :)
jatm516
24 Jul 2005, 09:14 PM
which player did you get on the back?