Give me Nudity or Give me Unfettered Access to Pornography

[Bluto11]

as you were..........

[Gunner Phan]

I liked Tour de Nudity....though this is good too:D

[Bluto11]

I liked Tour de Nudity....though this is good too:D
yeah, me too, but i saw this one and had to go with it



is it weird that i'm trying to write a book?

[Gunner Phan]

yeah, me too, but i saw this one and had to go with it



is it weird that i'm trying to write a book?

no, why would it be weird? what is it about?

[antifan]

yeah, me too, but i saw this one and had to go with it



is it weird that i'm trying to write a book?
It beats writing a screenplay, whenever someone tells me they are writing a script, i assume that they are mildly insane.

BTW: Tour nuDe France would have been a good title.

[phishy]

looks like i am the only dork who is watching trindad & tobago VS honduras.
this level of football just isnt that great...

[Bluto11]

no, why would it be weird? what is it about?
i dunno, i don't have any writing experience, well not stories, just history papers.


its about being 23, one year or so out of college and not having any clue about life or what you are going to do with it.

[Bluto11]

looks like i am the only dork who is watching trindad & tobago VS honduras.
this level of football just isnt that great...
yes, yes you are


what channel?

[phishy]

yes, yes you are


what channel?

Galavision.. i just cant take watching rangers vs red sox..

[Bluto11]

It beats writing a screenplay, whenever someone tells me they are writing a script, i assume that they are mildly insane.

BTW: Tour nuDe France would have been a good title.
i also have a great idea for the next teen sex comedy romp.

[Bluto11]

Galavision.. i just cant take watching rangers vs red sox..
i don't like watching boring games, especially in another language. I'm going to stick to the White Sox v Devil Rays.


i did watch the CL final between Madrid and Leverkusen in a hotel in France, with French commentary, but that game was insane.

[Gunner Phan]

looks like i am the only dork who is watching trindad & tobago VS honduras.
this level of football just isnt that great...

I'm watchin' Paranaense v. Sao Paulo on Telemundo....

[Gunner Phan]

i dunno, i don't have any writing experience, well not stories, just history papers.


its about being 23, one year or so out of college and not having any clue about life or what you are going to do with it.


Raw talent and instinct, I would imagine, might help creativity along more than experience when it comes to writing...that's why they have editors! ;)

best of luck, Dan! You can mark me down for a copy...

[Bluto11]

the White Sox are up 5, i just put on Season 2 disc 1 of Coupling which I can finally watch without skipping because I got an Xbox DVD remote. My PS2 skips DVDs like a mofo.

[antifan]

I'm watchin' Paranaense v. Sao Paulo on Telemundo....
Telemooondo! Anywho, i'm off and up outta this bitch, catch ya on the flip side. ;)

[Bluto11]

Raw talent and instinct, I would imagine, might help creativity along more than experience when it comes to writing...that's why they have editors! ;)

best of luck, Dan! You can mark me down for a copy...
excellet, I'll autograph it for you!!

here's a sampler (i'm not far in, i'm writing snippets that pop into my head and I'll have ot link them all together)

" Remember when you were a kid. You could be anything you wanted to be. Take a simple bedsheet and boom, instant superhero. Put on a Michael Jordan jersey and you could instantly fly through the air. It didn't matter what you were doing at the time all it took was a thought. As soon as Mom called you home for dinner you went back to normal life, which in all honestly probably wasn't that bad. Don't people say they never want to grow up?

Why is it when you do grow up the fantasy's become more outlandish and impossible. This past year alone I've dreamt I was a: millionaire, writer, guitar player, dating Elisha Cuthbert, hitting the game winning homerun in the World Series, scoring four goals for Arsenal in the last ten minutes to win the Champions League, detective, billionaire, fireman, bartender, Navy Seal, professor, archeologist, trillionaire, laywer, doctor, Englishmen, Irishmen, Greek, Arab, Kenyan, stay at home Dad, family man, drunkard, murderer, bar owner, pilot, magician, bus driver, truck driver, sailor, mountain climber, surfer, skaterboarder, poet, bard, high school history teacher, graduate student, principal, conductor or orchestras, conductor of trains, toll booth operator, farmer, fisherman, watchmaker, General Manager of the White Sox, tour guide, pornstar, movie director, back up vocalist, married to Keira Knightly, astronaut, food taster, head chef at a five star restaurant, screenwriter, boom mike operator, cameraman, bodybuilder, Olympian, Mayor, Govenor, Senator, President, God, Jedi, GI Joe, CEO, cashier, waiter, maitre'd, homeless, and finally a normal human being.

But never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine my life as it is right now.
And how would I describe my life right now?
eh

eh is the sound of exactly between good and bad. I don't hate my life and I don't love it, its just something I do."


I need to work on the list (order of it) and the flow of the whole thing

[Gunner Phan]

excellet, I'll autograph it for you!!

here's a sampler (i'm not far in, i'm writing snippets that pop into my head and I'll have ot link them all together)

" Remember when you were a kid. You could be anything you wanted to be. Take a simple bedsheet and boom, instant superhero. Put on a Michael Jordan jersey and you could instantly fly through the air. It didn't matter what you were doing at the time all it took was a thought. As soon as Mom called you home for dinner you went back to normal life, which in all honestly probably wasn't that bad. Don't people say they never want to grow up?

Why is it when you do grow up the fantasy's become more outlandish and impossible. This past year alone I've dreamt I was a: millionaire, writer, guitar player, dating Elisha Cuthbert, hitting the game winning homerun in the World Series, scoring four goals for Arsenal in the last ten minutes to win the Champions League, detective, billionaire, fireman, bartender, Navy Seal, professor, archeologist, trillionaire, laywer, doctor, Englishmen, Irishmen, Greek, Arab, Kenyan, stay at home Dad, family man, drunkard, murderer, bar owner, pilot, magician, bus driver, truck driver, sailor, mountain climber, surfer, skaterboarder, poet, bard, high school history teacher, graduate student, principal, conductor or orchestras, conductor of trains, toll booth operator, farmer, fisherman, watchmaker, General Manager of the White Sox, tour guide, pornstar, movie director, back up vocalist, married to Keira Knightly, astronaut, food taster, head chef at a five star restaurant, screenwriter, boom mike operator, cameraman, bodybuilder, Olympian, Mayor, Govenor, Senator, President, God, Jedi, GI Joe, CEO, cashier, waiter, maitre'd, homeless, and finally a normal human being.

But never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine my life as it is right now.
And how would I describe my life right now?
eh

eh is the sound of exactly between good and bad. I don't hate my life and I don't love it, its just something I do."


I need to work on the list (order of it) and the flow of the whole thing

sounds good! I like how you (rightfully so) included arsenal, Englishman, Skateboarder (I know you got that from us talkin' about "Gleamin' The Cube")....

I've met a few peeps here in the pub industry so I would be happy to pass it on if I can...

[Bluto11]

sounds good! I like how you (rightfully so) included arsenal, Englishman, Skateboarder (I know you got that from us talkin' about "Gleamin' The Cube")....

I've met a few peeps here in the pub industry so I would be happy to pass it on if I can...
sweet, seeing as i've got about 10 pages right now it'll be awhile.


on a completly different note, if any of the people going over to London to watch Arsenal are also Beatle fans I suggest going on this guys Beatles tours, http://www.beatlesinlondon.com/

All you have to do is meet him at the correct spot and away you go. He sounds like Robin Leech (mixed in with the voice Jerry Seinfeld gives his girlfriend's belly button when she sleeps), but he's really smart and its cool to see all the Beatles stuff.

[phishy]

excellet, I'll autograph it for you!!

here's a sampler (i'm not far in, i'm writing snippets that pop into my head and I'll have ot link them all together)

" Remember when you were a kid. You could be anything you wanted to be. Take a simple bedsheet and boom, instant superhero. Put on a Michael Jordan jersey and you could instantly fly through the air. It didn't matter what you were doing at the time all it took was a thought. As soon as Mom called you home for dinner you went back to normal life, which in all honestly probably wasn't that bad. Don't people say they never want to grow up?

Why is it when you do grow up the fantasy's become more outlandish and impossible. This past year alone I've dreamt I was a: millionaire, writer, guitar player, dating Elisha Cuthbert, hitting the game winning homerun in the World Series, scoring four goals for Arsenal in the last ten minutes to win the Champions League, detective, billionaire, fireman, bartender, Navy Seal, professor, archeologist, trillionaire, laywer, doctor, Englishmen, Irishmen, Greek, Arab, Kenyan, stay at home Dad, family man, drunkard, murderer, bar owner, pilot, magician, bus driver, truck driver, sailor, mountain climber, surfer, skaterboarder, poet, bard, high school history teacher, graduate student, principal, conductor or orchestras, conductor of trains, toll booth operator, farmer, fisherman, watchmaker, General Manager of the White Sox, tour guide, pornstar, movie director, back up vocalist, married to Keira Knightly, astronaut, food taster, head chef at a five star restaurant, screenwriter, boom mike operator, cameraman, bodybuilder, Olympian, Mayor, Govenor, Senator, President, God, Jedi, GI Joe, CEO, cashier, waiter, maitre'd, homeless, and finally a normal human being.

But never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine my life as it is right now.
And how would I describe my life right now?
eh

eh is the sound of exactly between good and bad. I don't hate my life and I don't love it, its just something I do."


I need to work on the list (order of it) and the flow of the whole thing

is it safe to assume you have seen "finding neverland" then.

[Bluto11]

is it safe to assume you have seen "finding neverland" then.
nope