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jatm516
09 Jul 2005, 08:34 PM
Liquor? But you hardly know her?
LOL
Gunner Phan
09 Jul 2005, 08:34 PM
Here's some pick up lines to use tonight, guys:
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
I like those but I still prefer that line from Singles that I have to use...:D
Gunner Phan
09 Jul 2005, 08:36 PM
Liquor? But you hardly know her?
LOL
that's the best reason :cool: ;)
jatm516
09 Jul 2005, 08:36 PM
Yeah but that's not one that you can use the first time you see her in a bar! This is so you can get your foot in the door (so to speak).
Tonight Ryan, you are going to be the Super you!
but what if the super you meets the super her and the super her doesn't like the super you?
lol
jatm516
09 Jul 2005, 08:37 PM
LMAO
"getting to know you...getting to know all about you..."
*stops tap dancing before anyone sees*
Gunner Phan
09 Jul 2005, 08:39 PM
Yeah but that's not one that you can use the first time you see her in a bar! This is so you can get your foot in the door (so to speak).
Tonight Ryan, you are going to be the Super you!
but what if the super you meets the super her and the super her doesn't like the super you?
lol
what, may I ask, is the super me? Secondly, have you been drinking alot of caffeine today? ;)
jatm516
09 Jul 2005, 09:31 PM
It's a line from singles.
And you can NEVER have too much caffeine. It sux though that they just don't sell plain old caffeine anymore. Now you have these combo pills with all this complicated shite in them just to get to the good stuff. :)
Gunner Phan
09 Jul 2005, 09:48 PM
It's a line from singles.
And you can NEVER have too much caffeine. It sux though that they just don't sell plain old caffeine anymore. Now you have these combo pills with all this complicated shite in them just to get to the good stuff. :)
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS!...sorry, i was watching Anchorman...
see y'all later...gp out.
jatm516
09 Jul 2005, 09:57 PM
Have fun! Yell my name! LMAO
Gunner Phan
09 Jul 2005, 09:58 PM
Have fun! Yell my name! LMAO
as long as you yell mine ;) :D will do...
jatm516
09 Jul 2005, 10:23 PM
LMAO
yea baby!
antifan
09 Jul 2005, 10:28 PM
Good times in SF, going to a comedy club tonite to see Patton Oswalt. I've never really seen alot of his standup act, but he's got a good reputation.
antifan
09 Jul 2005, 10:32 PM
The people in the room next door are either having really rough sex or are just watching porn full volume. Kinda sounds too good to be true. ;)
jatm516
09 Jul 2005, 10:42 PM
I told Ryan to yell my name, but I didn't realize he'd be that loud! Sorry Anti.
;)
antifan
09 Jul 2005, 10:50 PM
I told Ryan to yell my name, but I didn't realize he'd be that loud! Sorry Anti.
;)
Just tell him to take it easy with the whip next time. Some people are trying to rest in this hotel. BTW, i'm pretty sure that wasn't porn. :eek: :)
Gunner Phan
10 Jul 2005, 01:52 AM
I told Ryan to yell my name, but I didn't realize he'd be that loud! Sorry Anti.
;)
I am a yeller ;) where's drunk dan?
phishy
10 Jul 2005, 03:16 AM
"this is the story of victoria's heart.. you might think its stupid, but i still think its hard.. she lost her lover, to an accident at sea... she pushed him overboard, and ended up with me.. "
old 97's victoria.. i recommend a download.
antifan
10 Jul 2005, 05:31 AM
"this is the story of victoria's heart.. you might think its stupid, but i still think its hard.. she lost her lover, to an accident at sea... she pushed him overboard, and ended up with me.. "
old 97's victoria.. i recommend a download.
The old 97's are a great band. The comedy show was fantastic tonite, if Patton Oswalt comes to town i recommend him highly, my expectations were pretty high and were honestly exceeded, good ass comedy... later folks, i'll check in wit ya tomorrow.
fedwood
10 Jul 2005, 08:50 AM
anybody see AW at the British GP?
HighburyGoon
10 Jul 2005, 11:14 AM
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10102000/10102488.jpg
OK, so I'm watching Sportscenter and there's this commercial for Hanes that features Marisa Tomei. (http://www.hanes.com/HanesCommerce/en-US/Explore.htm?mov=mov_4) Anyone else see this commercial, and think to themselves, "This a Constanza wet dream come to life!"
http://www.paramountcomedy.es/series/seinfeld/img/george.jpg