Give me Nudity or Give me Unfettered Access to Pornography

[Gunner Phan]

loved that movie as a kid..

http://www.macmame.net/reviews/cloakrev/cloakjpg/jack.jpg

hell ya...it's pretty good as an adult too ;)

[jatm516]

If it's a Saturday morning with no game, then it's Fever Pitch.

I'm running my own little child labor ring making out the kids list of things they need to sweep, dust, and vacuum. Then I've got to get away from them and study today before I lose my mind. We have 2 libraries in this town and 1 coffee shop. Do you think any of these is open on an evening or weekend? Hell no! WTF? When does everyone else study? This sux. I have to drive to the ends of the earth just to find some caffeine and a place to study!

Oh I love this part...
"can you please please please please fecking ******** off"

[jatm516]

...from the dark end of the street...to the bright side of the road...

ok time to go get ready and go
have a good weekend guys!
and get out of the house away from these computers and have some fun! (pot calling the kettle black i guess) ;)

[Coach_McGuirk]

I have completely lost it. In the mail today came my new cell phone face plate. Behold, the ultimate redneck/heritage/Skynard fan accessory...

http://store1.yimg.com/I/celltuner_1850_32530820

[Gunner Phan]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050709/ap_on_re_as/china_skateboarder_leap

Danny Way is a bad mofo.

[phishy]

i prefer danny noonan and lacy underall..

http://www.cindy-morgan.com/Michael&Cindy.JPG

[Gunner Phan]

i prefer danny noonan and lacy underall..

http://www.cindy-morgan.com/Michael&Cindy.JPG


NOONAN!......NOONAN!

[mixmastermatt]

if this doesnt get me a truckload of pos rep.... then nothing will

omg rachael stevens is so ********ing hot!!!!!

http://www.rachelgetsfruity.com/flash.html

[fedwood]

if this doesnt get me a truckload of pos rep.... then nothing will

omg rachael stevens is so ********ing hot!!!!!

http://www.rachelgetsfruity.com/flash.html
mmmm testicular cancer *drool*

[jatm516]

Have yall seen this shirt? Priceless!

http://www.soccer.com/Images/Catalog/ProductImages/300/56561.WH.JPG

[Bluto11]

i prefer danny noonan and lacy underall..

http://www.cindy-morgan.com/Michael&Cindy.JPG
i bet you've got a lot of interesting stories about your ball landing in the rough

[Bluto11]

all i have to do tonight is figure out where i want to get drunk

[Gunner Phan]

all i have to do tonight is figure out where i want to get drunk

I am going to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre for some improv comedy...hopefully it'll be funny.

[Bluto11]

sweet.

i'm going to a bar called Joes to see Hairbangers ball!!

http://www.hairbangersball.com/Index2.asp?Flash=Yes

[Gunner Phan]

sweet.

i'm going to a bar called Joes to see Hairbangers ball!!

http://www.hairbangersball.com/Index2.asp?Flash=Yes


make sure you have your lighter!

[Bluto11]

make sure you have your lighter!
don't smoke, but i'm sure there will be lots there.


and i'm about to hit the L to get to my friends place. There apartment complex has a keg. I'm going to pick up some booze. Might go with Jager, not sure, any suggestions?

[jatm516]

Here's some pick up lines to use tonight, guys:

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

Don't be so picky....I wasn't!

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.

[Gunner Phan]

don't smoke, but i'm sure there will be lots there.


and i'm about to hit the L to get to my friends place. There apartment complex has a keg. I'm going to pick up some booze. Might go with Jager, not sure, any suggestions?

dude, not for smoking. for the power ballads....lighter in the air? anyone? bueller?

EDIT: In regards to liquor, I prefer Crown Royal or Maker's Mark

[jatm516]

just don't wear any hair spray! ;)

[Bluto11]

dude, not for smoking. for the power ballads....lighter in the air? anyone? bueller?

EDIT: In regards to liquor, I prefer Crown Royal or Maker's Mark
yeah i know all about the power ballads.

and crown is the shizzle. and i'm out and will be back and be very drunk