View Full Version : would you bang kim clijsters?
Sitting here watching the replay of her match. It's a 50/50 for me.
Lillywhite
27 Jun 2005, 08:39 PM
Sitting here watching the replay of her match. It's a 50/50 for me.
No way in hell. Total hog. More power to you though.
It's an important question though. It's not like saying, would you bang Kari Sweets? Of course every guy in here would. Clijsters though...It's a toughy. For me it's either Myskina or Hantuchova.
Lillywhite
27 Jun 2005, 09:10 PM
It's an important question though. It's not like saying, would you bang Kari Sweets? Of course every guy in here would. Clijsters though...It's a toughy. For me it's either Myskina or Hantuchova.
Very true. Jesus. I remember the total absence of any totty in women's tennis a few years back. We're spoilt for choice somewhat these days.
The Greatest
27 Jun 2005, 09:11 PM
I'll take the player who's on right now.
You'd have to wear earplugs.
ZipSix
28 Jun 2005, 12:25 AM
strangely enough i've often thought about this myself because clijsters is a tough call. sure she's athletic and probably bendy, but her face is iffy. but, then again, lleyton hewitt dated her for a while and he could probably pull any chick in australia.
i agree with you zak that it's a toss up.
bonus points if anyone knows who emilie loit is and agrees with me that she'd be a fun obscure shag.
MFRONE
28 Jun 2005, 03:35 AM
No, there's a reason why Leyton Hewitt dumped her for some Aussie TV star.
This is actually quite an important topic. Everyone knows the big names, the top of the heap if you will, those provide virtually no pros v cons challenge. I'm thinking I would. You know running around that much she's got to have a great @ss and great legs. The face is not great but we're not talking Davenport here either. She's only 22 so she's nearing the end of her matress rocking career, so you've got a solid veteran. I don't see any drawbacks now that I reason it out.
DJAnimosity
28 Jun 2005, 07:56 AM
I haven't watched tennis in about 5 years, so I'm not real up to date on the quality of the females in the game.
I did, however, watch the Women's US Open this weekend, and Natalie Gulbis is infinitely bangable.
Bill Archer
28 Jun 2005, 07:57 AM
No thanks. I'm not into men.
The real question is Lindsay Davenport. How drunk would you have to be to hit that?
See, I'd bang Kim before Lindsay. Lindsay reminds me of that cartoon that had the white dog in it that spoke really slowly. She needs a face lift desperately.
Grouchy
28 Jun 2005, 08:12 AM
You mean this?
http://www.sport.be/fotospecial/fotos/1816/kimclijsters6.jpg
I'd have to do a spot check, first. Anything protruding over an inch and I'm out the door heading for the nearest research facility for a chemical decontamination.
re:Emilie Loit
http://www.as.com/diarioasmedia/diarioas/media/200404/18/masdeporte/20040418dasdasmas_2_I_SCO.jpg
I dunno... But that worm sure looks happy at whatever she's doing to it.
DRWCrew
28 Jun 2005, 11:11 AM
I dated a tennis player in college and bedding her was well worth it just for the body alone, not to mention she was pretty to boot. Emilie Loit and Clijsters are both pretty borderline but I am thinking if you knock back just enough gin to lower your expectations and hit it from the back you'll never notice that beastly face on either of them. The ass and thighs will be well worth it even stone cold sober.
Bill Archer
28 Jun 2005, 01:33 PM
Enough discussion of hounds.
I know it's cliche, but - well - Sharapova is really hot
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/06/17/gallery.sharapova/gallery1.jpg
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/06/17/gallery.sharapova/gallery5.jpg
9 Rush
28 Jun 2005, 02:40 PM
I agree, women tennis players are well fit nowadays.
Thank the lord for marketing!
ZipSix
28 Jun 2005, 02:46 PM
Zak, I guess I lost by picking the OVER on how many posts until someone mentions Sharapova.
Actually I had the over/under at 4 posts. I had the under. So I would've definitely lost. How long did you think it'd take?
Nonesuch
28 Jun 2005, 03:58 PM
Sitting here watching the replay of her match. It's a 50/50 for me.
Wouldn't that be a Clijsterfck, which is a bad thing? :)
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28 Jun 2005, 04:34 PM
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