It Takes A Nation of Nude Babes To Hold Us Back...

[jwaldman11]

Random post of the day...


http://www.clancyclawson.com/images/ifthey.jpg

Phishy & Arsenalgirl: Phishygirl
Phishy & CFCinDC: PhishyinCFC
Madtheory & Coach McGuirk: Mad McGuirk
Dark Savante & Clanblue: Darkblue

Yep, I'm bored & curing a hangover from a 4-day drinking binge. Carry on...
After the "Today" interview the other day, I think that ZANI and Mad Theory would produce:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39075000/jpg/_39075402_cruise150.jpg

[Neo¹]

I just came across the Best Break Up letter Ever~!!~


A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky,

Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:





Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
f--- you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

[jatm516]

im all vicodin'd out... :D
Let's not be stingy with that now, James!

[jatm516]

I just came across the Best Break Up letter Ever~!!~


A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky,

Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:





Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
f--- you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.

Take Care, Ricky
ROFLMAO!

THAT IS AWESOME!

[Gunner Phan]

so my iPod died today *plays taps*....fortunately, I paid for the extended warranty (sweet!) and it is going to be replaced...but not for 3 weeks :(

*looks for discman and buys some batteries*

[rgrayson]

ROFLMAO!

THAT IS AWESOME!

I agree! LOL i've just shared that with about 10 of my friends. everyone loves it! rep for that one :)

[Neo¹]

Yup, Thank God for the extended Warranty. The one I have is that I can get it replaced no questions asked for two years. Even if my IPOD has no trouble, I will still get it replaced before the warranty runs out. :D :p

so my iPod died today *plays taps*....fortunately, I paid for the extended warranty (sweet!) and it is going to be replaced...but not for 3 weeks :(

*looks for discman and buys some batteries*

[Bluto11]

I worked a pool party for the members at the Country Club I used to lifeguard at. It was hysterical. They were all wasted and decided to go swimming in their clothes at 1 AM.

[jatm516]

That's hilarious! I used to lifeguard when I was in high school. Ahhh the days when you got paid to lay around and work on your tan while charging food and drinks to your parents. Those were the days... :)

[Bluto11]

That's hilarious! I used to lifeguard when I was in high school. Ahhh the days when you got paid to lay around and work on your tan while charging food and drinks to your parents. Those were the days... :)
yup,

it was great. one guy lost his wallet, keys, and cell phone, which sucks. He was pretty drunk

[Gunner Phan]

*puts on the Jam*
*cranks it in vain attempt to wake up*


what jam? Duane and Clapton or Strawberry? lol :D

[Riz]

what jam? Duane and Clapton or Strawberry? lol :D

The Modfather himself...Weller & Co.

:p :D

[Bluto11]

what jam? Duane and Clapton or Strawberry? lol :D
I saw Clapton when I was in London. Not a concert. We were standing outside Apple Studios listening to our guide talk about the Beatles and Eric Clapton and his wife come walking down the other side of the street.

[Gunner Phan]

I saw Clapton when I was in London. Not a concert. We were standing outside Apple Studios listening to our guide talk about the Beatles and Eric Clapton and his wife come walking down the other side of the street.

nice!

[Riz]

nice!

*taps foot*

Check yer PMs. :p

[Gunner Phan]

*taps foot*

Check yer PMs. :p


i got sidetracked...I am watching "A league of their own"....that jimmy dugan is hilarious!

"By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz."

check yours:D

[Riz]

i got sidetracked...I am watching "A league of their own"....that jimmy dugan is hilarious!

"By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz."

check yours:D

*squints at avatar*
*ponders*

Check yours again... :D

[Gunner Phan]

http://www.fletchwon.net/gazebo2.jpg

on Spike TV

[Claus KJ]

Semi-private conversations sucks!

KJ

[antifan]

Semi-private conversations sucks!

KJ
Hey Claus, I just got your PM. Holy Sh!t! That's the funniest thing I've ever read. I fowarded it to a few other posters but just the ones that are special and cool. ;)