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Bill Archer
22 Jun 2005, 01:05 PM
AFI SPecial last night naming the Top 100 movie lines of all time. There's a list someplace, and I'd link to it but it's dreck.
It does not include:
"Leave the gun; take the cannolis"- The Godfather
"This isn't 'Nam - it's bowling; there are rules" - The Big Lebowski
"We know which Lebowski you are - you're the bum Lebowski" - same
"It's a flesh wound" - Holy Grail
Eggy
22 Jun 2005, 01:35 PM
The best ever...
Tony Montana: "The world, Chico, and everything in it." -Scarface
hangthadj
22 Jun 2005, 02:05 PM
"They're all sisters, Willie. It's one big conspiracy" - Paul to Willie C in Beautiful Girls
zman31
22 Jun 2005, 02:11 PM
"You go in the cage, cage goes in the water; shark's in the water...our shark."
"It's inconceivable!"
"Let's go get a taco."
"I gona sine ur pitty on de runny kine"
And Bill, you can just about put quotes around the entire movie of Big Lebowski as the entire thing is so amazingly quotable...The Dude abides....It ties the whole room together....The whites!....They're nihilists Donnie....You mix a mean caucasian Jackie....I hate the effing Eagles, man!
DJAnimosity
22 Jun 2005, 02:30 PM
"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would ******** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around."
"They took the bar! The whole ********ing bar!"
"There's a fine line between stupid and clever."
"'Scuse me while I whip this out."
subbuteo
22 Jun 2005, 02:32 PM
"You owe me one million bucks" - Goldfinger
"S***! There's two of them!" - Top Gun
RedSkinheadUltra
22 Jun 2005, 02:33 PM
"A little bit of pain never hurt anybody." - The chef in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Knives. Big, ******** off shiny ones." - Same
SourCream&OnionUtd
22 Jun 2005, 02:37 PM
"A little bit of pain never hurt anybody." - The chef in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Knives. Big, ******** off shiny ones." - Same
"It's been emotional." Vinnie Jones (Big Chris)
RedSkinheadUltra
22 Jun 2005, 02:46 PM
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That ********ing bitch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the ******** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov !
Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I'm unemployed
There's just too many to mention. :D
Enjoy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes)
crewcrazy17
22 Jun 2005, 03:25 PM
"It rubs the lotion on its skin" - Silence of the Lambs
jairadballerina
22 Jun 2005, 03:33 PM
"Obviously you're not a golfer" - TBL
Two from The Ladies Man
"Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it."
"What is love?
What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?
Is it not the sweetest flower?
Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?
Does not the wind love the dirt?
Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?
Are you with someone tonight?
Do not question your love.
Take your lover by the hand.
Release the power within yourself.
Your heard me, release the power.
Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.
Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.
That's right don't be shy.
Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
By Leon Phelps"
Pathogen
22 Jun 2005, 03:57 PM
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
"Hey! Where the white women at?!"
Bill Archer
22 Jun 2005, 04:03 PM
That reminded me:
"Mind if we dance with your dates?"
Pathogen
22 Jun 2005, 04:12 PM
"Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot."
zman31
22 Jun 2005, 04:12 PM
"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!" Aliens
"Y'all are a bunch of slack jawed f@gg0ts, this stuff'll make you a sexual tyranosaur, just like me." Predator...bonus points for naming the actor.
DJAnimosity
22 Jun 2005, 04:24 PM
The Gov, of course.
zman31
22 Jun 2005, 04:29 PM
Which gov? ;)
ZipSix
22 Jun 2005, 04:29 PM
"Have you found anything yet?"
"Not a thing, sir."
"What about you guys?"
"Nothing yet,sir."
"And you two?"
"WE AINT FOUND SH!T"
"Stewardess, I speak Jive"
DJAnimosity
22 Jun 2005, 04:30 PM
Ah, good point, completely forgot!
The former gov of Minna-so-da.
Froggy's new pants
22 Jun 2005, 04:42 PM
"outta the way...peck" Soldier on horse to "WILLOW"