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Lanesra
14 Jun 2005, 08:55 AM
GIRL'S DIARY

Sunday 11th May 2003.
Saw John in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.
He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.
After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile.
He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.


BOY'S DIARY

Sunday 11th May 2003.

Southampton were relegated today.

Totally Gutted.

Got a shag though

phishy
14 Jun 2005, 08:57 AM
GIRL'S DIARY

Sunday 11th May 2003.
Saw John in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.
He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.
After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile.
He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.


BOY'S DIARY

Sunday 11th May 2003.

Southampton were relegated today.

Totally Gutted.

Got a shag though


lol!!!

Cannon
14 Jun 2005, 10:24 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lanesra again.


Funny. I sent it to my wife and her friends who always send me weird stories and jokes. Yesterday they sent me this:

Nearly 40% Of French Men Wish They Could Be Pregnant, Poll Says
http://www.nbc4.com/irresistible/4600424/detail.html?treets=dc&tml=dc_12pm&ts=T&tmi=dc_12pm_1_10500106132005

mad theory
14 Jun 2005, 10:28 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lanesra again.


Funny. I sent it to my wife and her friends who always send me weird stories and jokes. Yesterday they sent me this:

the french are luvers, so they would rather go through the pain instead of their wives.

it would be funny if a similar poll was taken in england.

bergkamp10
14 Jun 2005, 11:58 AM
GIRL'S DIARY

Sunday 11th May 2003.
Saw John in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.
He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.
After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile.
He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.


BOY'S DIARY

Sunday 11th May 2003.

Southampton were relegated today.

Totally Gutted.

Got a shag though

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lanesra again.

Martin Daoust
14 Jun 2005, 12:00 PM
the french are luvers, so they would rather go through the pain instead of their wives.

it would be funny if a similar poll was taken in england.

Can a survey actually record a number BELOW zero percent?

Hey, I'D need the pain pills if I ever end up in a delivery room...