Placid Casual
06 Jun 2005, 08:57 PM
whilst boycotting the Crew.
http://www.slavelabor.com/prev_emo/prev_emo.html
Nice pen name
Bill Archer
07 Jun 2005, 09:22 AM
I think he's been the anchor for The Denise Show
Brian: Hi, everybody. Welcome to "The Denise Show." As you know, Denise is the girl who broke up with me twenty-one weeks ago. I loved her but she said she needed her space. Turns out the Third District Court agreed with her, and now I have to give her three hundred feet of space at all times. It looks like we got a phone call. Hello.
Caller #1: Hey, Brian, wasn't "The Denise Show" cancelled? I thought you started going out with that girl, Sarah.
Brian: Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, we broke up. I discovered that Sarah didn't like to do the same things I do. You know, like going through Denise's garbage, and stuff like that.
Caller #1: Oh, yeah.
Brian: So we drifted apart.
Caller #1: Okay. Hey, keep your chin up. [hangs up]
Brian: My chin is up. [holds his face up] Way up. Okay, now's the part of the show where I call Denise and lose my courage to speak, and then I talk to the dial tone. [lifts phone and dials]
[phone rings]
Denise: Hello? Hello? Hello?! [hangs up]
[dial tone sounds]
Brian: [quickly] I love you Denise! [hangs up] All right, that was great. Now let's bring out my first guest. She's a girl who I've been wanting to get on the show for weeks now, because her first name is also Denise. Please welcome Denise Hayworth!
[Denise Hayworth enters from stage left, Brian stands to shake her hand, and they sit]
Denise Hayworth: Hey.
Brian: Hey. So, youre name is Denise, huh?
Denise Hayworth: Yeah.
Brian: That must be great, huh?
Denise Hayworth: Yeah.
Brian: Okay, thanks for stopping by.
Denise Hayworth: Okay, thanks for having me!
[they stand and shake hands again, and Denise Hayworth exits stage left]
Brian: Okay, now it's time for the Denise and Brian puppet show. [lifts up two small action figures] This is me [raises male figure in his left hand], this is Denise [raises female figure in his right hand]. Now, get ready. It's a lot of fun. Hello, Denise. Hello Brian. Hey, do you want to go to the mall today? Stop smothering me! [puts the figures away] Okay, that felt nice. Okay, now let's move on to the part of the show where I call one of those sex phone lines, and I get embarassed halfway through and hang up. Here we go. [lifts phone and dials]
[phone rings]
Phone Sex Operator: Hello?
Brian: Hello, this is Brian. What's your name?
Phone Sex Operator: What do you want it to be?
Brian: Denise.
Phone Sex Operator: Okay.
Brian: How are you Denise?
Phone Sex Operator: I'm hot for you, Brian.
Brian: Then why did you break up with me?