Peter Crouch to Real Madrid

[Colm]

Today at Southampton Football Club Mr Lowe was asked if the the rumours linking Peter Crouch with a £70m move to Real Madrid and Lowe said "Yes we have had an approach from Real Madrid for £70m for Peter Crouch but we have rejected that offer as it's no way near the valuation we value him, we see that offer as an insult to Peter's abbillity.

Peter Crouch as just got back from the England tour of america and was asked by press reporters if he knew anything about this and he said "Yes i know of Real Madrids interest in me but i'm a Southampton player for now and i'm concerntrating on the up comming pre-season.

[Lillywhite]

Well they bought Woodgate. He doesn't even play football. Still 70 mill for Crouch? Now Kevin Davies I can understand.

[filiusterrae]

Today at Southampton Football Club Mr Lowe was asked if the the rumours linking Peter Crouch with a £70m move to Real Madrid and Lowe said "Yes we have had an approach from Real Madrid for £70m for Peter Crouch but we have rejected that offer as it's no way near the valuation we value him, we see that offer as an insult to Peter's abbillity.

Peter Crouch as just got back from the England tour of america and was asked by press reporters if he knew anything about this and he said "Yes i know of Real Madrids interest in me but i'm a Southampton player for now and i'm concerntrating on the up comming pre-season.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[The Potter]

Today at Southampton Football Club Mr Lowe was asked if the the rumours linking Peter Crouch with a £70m move to Real Madrid and Lowe said "Yes we have had an approach from Real Madrid for £70m for Peter Crouch but we have rejected that offer as it's no way near the valuation we value him, we see that offer as an insult to Peter's abbillity.

Peter Crouch as just got back from the England tour of america and was asked by press reporters if he knew anything about this and he said "Yes i know of Real Madrids interest in me but i'm a Southampton player for now and i'm concerntrating on the up comming pre-season.


I thought he said he was going to Juventus :confused:

[Colm]

I thought he said he was going to Juventus :confused:He was linked with them but he said he was too big for them.

[The Potter]

He was linked with them but he said he was too big for them.


Is it true there building him his own training complex for 20m because he didn't wan't to pratice with lesser talents like Ronaldo and Zidane. Apparently he was reported as saying '' why would I wan't to train with muppets like that I'm a far superior talent than all of them they would ruin me and that would be a disaster my footballing brilliance is a gift to the whole world'

[Colm]

***Breaking news***

Southampton have accepted a £150m bid from Real Madrid for Peter Crouch. Mr Lowe said, this bid will now break the transfer record of £48m for Zidane. we feel Crouch is 3times the player Zidane is so we waited for a bid that showed that. Crouch will fly in his own £100m jet to a private airport for talks. 1000 press and photographers from all over the world areexpected to be there. Crouch will have his own training pitch as he is too good to train with the far lesser talents at the club. Crouch signing for Madrid will also help there marketing work as he is very popular all over the world as Real Madrid shirts with number 9 saying "Crouch" on the back expect to be sold to around 50 shirts. This is the first time a player will become bigger than Real Madrid. When signed 1,000,000 people on the streets of Madrid will get to see there new galactico on a open top bus where he will be adored by all his fans.

[The Potter]

***Breaking news***

Southampton have accepted a £150m bid from Real Madrid for Peter Crouch. Mr Lowe said, this bid will now break the transfer record of £48m for Zidane. we feel Crouch is 3times the player Zidane is so we waited for a bid that showed that. Crouch will fly in his own £100m jet to a private airport for talks. 1000 press and photographers from all over the world areexpected to be there. Crouch will have his own training pitch as he is too good to train with the far lesser talents at the club. Crouch signing for Madrid will also help there marketing work as he is very popular all over the world as Real Madrid shirts with number 9 saying "Crouch" on the back expect to be sold to around 50 shirts. This is the first time a player will become bigger than Real Madrid. When signed 1,000,000 people on the streets of Madrid will get to see there new galactico on a open top bus where he will be adored by all his fans.


Apparently as a incentive for Crouch to join such a lowly team as Real the King of Spain has abdicated to make way for Peter. So he will now be known officilally as King Peter Crouch.

[Colm]

His contract will also say that Real Madrid pays all his taxes for him as he is the new king of Spain. the contract will be around 500,000 a week.

[Colm]

***Breaking news***

Southampton have accepted a £150m bid from Real Madrid for Peter Crouch. Mr Lowe said, this bid will now break the transfer record of £48m for Zidane. we feel Crouch is 3times the player Zidane is so we waited for a bid that showed that. Crouch will fly in his own £100m jet to a private airport for talks. 1000 press and photographers from all over the world areexpected to be there. Crouch will have his own training pitch as he is too good to train with the far lesser talents at the club. Crouch signing for Madrid will also help there marketing work as he is very popular all over the world as Real Madrid shirts with number 9 saying "Crouch" on the back expect to be sold to around 50m shirts. This is the first time a player will become bigger than Real Madrid. When signed 1,000,000 people on the streets of Madrid will get to see there new galactico on a open top bus where he will be adored by all his fans.i couldn't edit it, 50m i mean :)

[glennaldo_sf]

***Breaking news***

Southampton have accepted a £150m bid from Real Madrid for Peter Crouch. Mr Lowe said, this bid will now break the transfer record of £48m for Zidane. we feel Crouch is 3times the player Zidane is so we waited for a bid that showed that. Crouch will fly in his own £100m jet to a private airport for talks. 1000 press and photographers from all over the world areexpected to be there. Crouch will have his own training pitch as he is too good to train with the far lesser talents at the club. Crouch signing for Madrid will also help there marketing work as he is very popular all over the world as Real Madrid shirts with number 9 saying "Crouch" on the back expect to be sold to around 50 shirts. This is the first time a player will become bigger than Real Madrid. When signed 1,000,000 people on the streets of Madrid will get to see there new galactico on a open top bus where he will be adored by all his fans.

Apparently they're going to throw in Ronaldo as well as part of the deal. The former world champion and player of the year apparently can't wait for his debut next season against Hull.

[Colm]

Apparently they're going to throw in Ronaldo as well as part of the deal. The former world champion and player of the year apparently can't wait for his debut next season against Hull.Yeah he said he can't wait to go to world class stadiums like Gresty Road and the new den.

Peter Crouch said himself "they are only offering Ronaldo? they should over about 4 or 5 of them as i'm sooo much better than them."

[king_saladin]

Who is better in the air? Crouch or Pele? :confused:

[glennaldo_sf]

Who is better in the air? Crouch or Pele? :confused:

Well Crouch has certainly got 'em bicylce kicks down! ;)

[OrlandoSPUR]

Colm, I now fear that Tottenham will try a last ditch bid to persuade the 6 foot 8 dynamo to come to N17 rather than become King of Spain. Possible opportunity as the North London's sides Technical Director.

[musicl]

Crouch is better than Andy Cole.

[Milos]

Crouch can walk on water and he can heal the sick.

[royalstilton]

but can he multitask?

[NickSaints]

but can he multitask?
Oh yes!! He can clean the floodlights, rescue forlorn skydivers, talk down suicidal jumpers off the Dover cliffs, give dental treatment to abcess stricken giraffes and altar the satellite signal from the Hubble telescope. All this at the same time as flicking the ball on for Kevin Phillips.

Long live Rodney Crouch!! £150million, pah! Loose change

[Colm]

***BREAKING NEWS***

Real Madrid have completed the signing of Peter Crouch from Southampton for a world record £150M. Real Madrid spokesmen said "We are delighted to have the messiah on our team, he can heal the sick, change the climate and is the son of god on earth again, his footballing talents are out of this world, there will never ever be a player as good as him."

1000 press reporters and photographes are there to meet him, the numer 9 shirt saying "Crouch" on it will sell in millions. Crouch said "well i'm far to big for Real Madrid but i thought i'd sign for them for the sake of it, i am now the king of the world." Crouch will train in his own training pitch which cost Real Madrid £20M. Crouch will be pareded through-out the City of Madrid with an expected 1.5M people expected to see him.