Black Metal e-mail dialog

[NotAbbott]

I'm going to have to wait until the weekend to finish it, but so far, this is frickin' hilarious (http://theblackmetaldialogues.com/it.html).

Later,
COZ

[Crimen y Castigo]

Lordy, that is quality comedy.

[MLS SupaStr3]

as far as living with my mother goes, that is simply not the case. i live in the basement in the same house but it is totally my own place and i can do whatever i want. i just use her computer sometimes to school people on black metal and other stuff. last saturday i had a party and she couldn't say ******** even if i was playing burzum on full volume or something. i went up to the kitchen to get some orange juice and she asked me to turn it down and i said no. let's see you try that ********.
hahahahahahahahah

[Crimen y Castigo]

I'm just gonna bump this because I think it's one of the great wind-ups in email history.

[bmurphyfl]

It took me two days to get through the whole thing but it was great. It reminded me a lot of Lazlo Toth's letters to companies/politicians in the 70's.

I loved the part at the end when he says that the non-existant drummer from mysticum could come to the record release party because he didn't want to be a jerk or anything. However, the drummer couldn't participate in the silent horseback riding around the sacrifical goat.

And in an odd convergence, Spin has an article about the blackest moments in black metal history this month.

[speedcake]

read it yesterday while at work. Couldn't hold back the laughter. Funny, funny stuff.