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chileann redded

17 May 2005, 04:28 AM

I Have Always Heard About The French Kiss, How's That?

chileann redded

17 May 2005, 04:30 AM

Any French Girl Wants To Practice With Me A French Kiss :)

fishbiproduct

17 May 2005, 04:54 AM

Not so fast, buddy!
One step at a time: first, you must get familiar
with French fries, we'll see about the rest later.

guignol

17 May 2005, 06:10 AM

I Have Always Heard About The French Kiss, How's That?are you talking about the sailboat that bich entered in the america's cup in the late 80's and 90's?

glennaldo_sf

17 May 2005, 07:09 AM

I Have Always Heard About The French Kiss, How's That?

Apparently they are a rock band slugging it out in somewhere in Marseille at the moment. They do covers of some American 80's hard rock group. They sing a song that goes , " ... Je voudrais roche et roulement toute la nuit ...." or something like that. Apparently Emanuel Petit has been seen drumming for them.

gary_rb

17 May 2005, 08:01 AM

good question, i'm not sure most french know that either ;)
since i have never kissed a non-french girl, i'll try to explain what i think it is, it is a... sexual kiss, more than sensual. if you and your girl feel desire for eachother at the same moment it will make your brain boil, sometimes it's almost violent and then it can become smooth, it can become a game to play with the other's lips and tongue, like when my gf sucks my tongue like she does with .. you know what ;)
i don't know how you guys kiss in other countries, but this is definitely my way of the kissing :p

Marsiglia29

17 May 2005, 08:27 AM

French Kissing Tips & Techniques
http://www.theromantic.com/kissing/frenchkiss.htm

An introduction to the seductive art of French Kissing.
http://teenadvice.about.com/cs/kissing/ht/frenchkissht.htm

Love & Romance in France
The French Kiss
http://www.romanceclass.com/miscr/world/french_kiss.asp

fishbiproduct

17 May 2005, 08:31 AM

Marsiglia29

17 May 2005, 08:51 AM

nan rien trouvé
http://www.alltheweb.com/search?cat=vid&cs=iso88591&q=french+kiss&rys=0

y'a pas longtemp j'ai vu sur 1 chaine (canal + je croit) une pub sur le French Kiss, French Touch...

Brownswan

17 May 2005, 09:08 AM

Tune in next week for advice on how to give those special kisses with the funny, Latin names. And remember kids: keep it clean, keep it safe, and do not practice on your brother, your sister, or any household pet.

-- Dr. Ruth's Nephew, Irving

ikvat

17 May 2005, 12:42 PM

An English kiss is a French kiss under 18cm!

gaijin

17 May 2005, 01:03 PM

what............the..............********???

Should I ask? Or shall I back away now and forget that this thread exists?

Pierre-Henri

17 May 2005, 02:17 PM

Isn't this thread slightly off-topic ?

Nanbawan

17 May 2005, 04:13 PM

At least, some Americans have a different definition...

http://www.thepatwhiteshow.com/french_kiss.jpg

sl7vk

17 May 2005, 05:11 PM

In America we have renamed it the Freedom Kiss.

glennaldo_sf

17 May 2005, 05:15 PM

Isn't this thread slightly off-topic ?

Just a little. Should probably be in the "beautiful game" forum. Anyhoo, Chilean, these French are a strange people. Don't even try to figure them out - especially the women. I just got thrown out of a French restaurant the other day for no reason whatsoever ... here's the story....

I walked into a French restaurant the other day and sat down. A cute young French waitress handed me the menu and came back a few minutes later to take my order.

"I'll have a quicky!" I replied with glee.
"Pardon monsieur???!!!" she answered, looking startled.
"I want a quicky." I simply restated.
"Je ne comprende pas" she said.
"Please," I said, by now quite annoyed..... "Just give me a quicky!"
"One minute monsieur," she replied and walked away.
The next thing I knew the restaurant manager was standing at my table and he insisted, "Can I ask you to leave please monsieur!"
"Fine" I said, slamming the menu down, "I'm out of here!"
Funnily enough, on my way out, the restaurant host stopped me and said .... "I think what you wanted to order was ... a 'quiche'"

Anyhow, it's safe to say I'm never going back to that restaurant! :mad:

Nanbawan

17 May 2005, 05:45 PM

Some of us are definite morons, that's all. No need to generalise.

sl7vk

17 May 2005, 05:47 PM

Just a little. Should probably be in the "beautiful game" forum. Anyhoo, Chilean, these French are a strange people. Don't even try to figure them out - especially the women. I just got thrown out of a French restaurant the other day for no reason whatsoever ... here's the story....

I walked into a French restaurant the other day and sat down. A cute young French waitress handed me the menu and came back a few minutes later to take my order.

"I'll have a quicky!" I replied with glee.
"Pardon monsieur???!!!" she answered, looking startled.
"I want a quicky." I simply restated.
"Je ne comprende pas" she said.
"Please," I said, by now quite annoyed..... "Just give me a quicky!"
"One minute monsieur," she replied and walked away.
The next thing I knew the restaurant manager was standing at my table and he insisted, "Can I ask you to leave please monsieur!"
"Fine" I said, slamming the menu down, "I'm out of here!"
Funnily enough, on my way out, the restaurant host stopped me and said .... "I think what you wanted to order was ... a 'quiche'"

Anyhow, it's safe to say I'm never going back to that restaurant! :mad:

That's an old joke. Come up with something original you sod.

Nanbawan

17 May 2005, 06:59 PM

That's an old joke. Come up with something original you sod.

OMG, he wound me up totally, definitely, undeniably... :o

glennaldo_sf

18 May 2005, 02:06 AM

That's an old joke. Come up with something original you sod.

Ok here's one...

I was in this bar the other day sipping on a beer when I dipped my hands into the peanut tray.
All of the sudden, a peanut jumped up and started talking to me... he said, "Hey man, you're really looking great today!" I couldn't believe it, I rubbed my eyes in disbelief and downed the entire beer in one gulp. Then I put my hand in the peanut tray again.
Incredibly, another peanut jumped out and jubilantly declared, "You're the most handsome looking guy who's come in here all day."
The bartender, I guess noticing the stunned look on my face, approached me and asked... "Are you alright buddy, can I get you another beer?"
"Bartender! Bartender!" I cried - "I gotta buy these peanuts!"
"Buy these peanuts?!" he replied.
"Yeah, I gotta buy these peanuts! How much will it cost?"
"You can't buy these peanuts...." the bartender said... ".... these peanuts are complimentary." :o