claret50
05 May 2005, 12:40 AM
Just to ease the tension of course!
Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and
during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male
patients was masturbating.
"Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of
this?"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness,
but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up
rapidly with semen.
If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell
up and he might die"
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical
condition existed."
On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde
nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"
The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan." ;)
Sorry T.
UP THE HAMMERS!!!!!
Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and
during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male
patients was masturbating.
"Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of
this?"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness,
but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up
rapidly with semen.
If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell
up and he might die"
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical
condition existed."
On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde
nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"
The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan." ;)
Sorry T.
UP THE HAMMERS!!!!!