View Full Version : An Open Letter to Heather Mitts
monster
16 Apr 2005, 06:50 AM
Ms. Mitts:
We know you are hot. We know you have a nice body. But do you think you could not make it so obvious that you are reading from a script when you do your little feature story from the sideline? And don't pose philosophical questions to 17-year-olds who have just finished playing 45 minutes of soccer.
Just look at the camera and smile, please.
Thanks.
Me
Magpie Maniac
16 Apr 2005, 12:18 PM
Bingo. I caught her little off-camera bit last night as well and it was terrible. Read straight from the 3x5 card. What's her real purpose anyway?
ddavenport
16 Apr 2005, 02:53 PM
You hit the nail right on the head.
Magpie Maniac
16 Apr 2005, 03:30 PM
There she goes again. Just now on the RSL vs. Rapids match. Read the card beforehand, young lady. You're sounding silly.
aleaguer
17 Apr 2005, 01:54 AM
If you really care what she sounds like....you might be teh gey...
http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/mitts_fhm.jpg
I've been thinking the same thing. However, when she was talking to Mathis yesterday about the mohawk, it seemed more conversational.
Sandon Mibut
17 Apr 2005, 12:50 PM
And PS - show more skin.
JasonC
17 Apr 2005, 07:08 PM
That was a very nice top she was wearing Saturday.
ddavenport
17 Apr 2005, 07:11 PM
Yeah, Heather oughta show more skin.
Lithium858
17 Apr 2005, 10:07 PM
If you really care what she sounds like....you might be teh gey...
what
InterIRC4
17 Apr 2005, 11:17 PM
If you really care what she sounds like....you might be teh gey...
http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/mitts_fhm.jpg
haha exactly
Lithium thats slang for you might be gay.....jsut in case that why u said what...
havnt really noticed her goof ups though that much ,shes ok,give her some time.
Lithium858
19 Apr 2005, 12:29 AM
haha exactly
Lithium thats slang for you might be gay.....jsut in case that why u said what...
havnt really noticed her goof ups though that much ,shes ok,give her some time.
Oh ok.
NBlue
19 Apr 2005, 03:08 PM
I've been thinking the same thing. However, when she was talking to Mathis yesterday about the mohawk, it seemed more conversational.
It seemed almost like they were flirting.
Any criticism of Heather is UNACCEPTABLE. I don't care if she reads from a third grade textbook in Aramaic -- just show more of her in skimpier clothes.
Stogey23
19 Apr 2005, 03:27 PM
just show more of her in skimpier clothes.
Surely they have some left from Veronica Paysee in wardrobe.
ElJefe
19 Apr 2005, 03:35 PM
Surely they have some left from Veronica Paysee in wardrobe.
They might not fit. Veronica had a bigger rack.
Bambule GK
19 Apr 2005, 04:01 PM
They might not fit. Veronica had a bigger rack.
And bigger teeth and a mis-shapen head.
monster, brother from another mother, please cease and desist this type of unnecessary attack on Ms. Mitts.
I don't want to have to send out the AEG goon squad to "Wilt" yo ass.
It seemed almost like they were flirting.
that's what I thought.
monster
19 Apr 2005, 07:45 PM
And bigger teeth and a mis-shapen head.
monster, brother from another mother, please cease and desist this type of unnecessary attack on Ms. Mitts.
I don't want to have to send out the AEG goon squad to "Wilt" yo ass.
You wound me, Jer. You wound me.
aleaguer
20 Apr 2005, 08:08 AM
And bigger teeth and a mis-shapen head.
And an unbelieveable booty.
Lithium858
24 Apr 2005, 01:19 PM
Last night they used Brandi Chastain. She's much better than Heather Mitts.