Joke from the Chelsea forum...

[rgrayson]

Not sure if many travel over there but I thought this was a funny one...

Heard this one on the Radio.


Sir Alex Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho all die in a plane crash and they go to heaven to meet god. God says to arsene wenger what makes a good football team and Wenger says in a french accent Speed, Leadership and Communication. God says my son come and sit to the left of me. Then he says to Sir Alex what makes a great Footballer and he says in a scottish accent all players must listen to the manager for what ever he says is always right. Then God says come my son sit tothe right of me. God then looks to Jose Mourinho and sees he has an upset look on his face and he goes my son what is wrong JOSE SAYS I think your sitting in my seat. :D

[mixmastermatt]

oh dear - that joke is more old than Rick B!

:D

[The Singer]

I saw two Chelsea fans I knew over the park. One was digging a hole, the other was filling it in. "What you doin?" I asked. "Well, I'm diggin a hole and he's filling it. There's normally three of us, but the bloke that plants the tree is off sick today".

[mixmastermatt]

a news reporter was walking through a field when he saw two boys playing football. a dog came over and starting biting one of the boys. the other boy is forced to kick the dog off of him. the reporter comes over and says "i saw what happened, can i right a news report about it?" so the boys say "yes". the reporter gets out his note pad and writes.... arsenal fan saves friends life!!! and the boy explains he is not an arsenal fan so the reporter writes down.... man utd fan saves boys life!!! and the boy then has to explain he is not a man utd fan, so the reporter ask him who he supports and the boy says "chelsea" so the reporter then writes down the new headline..... chelsea thug kicks dog to death!!!

:D

sorry i probally butchered that joke!