Germany going down

[Velvet]

Germany is now in a serious trouble. Their country is going down in everything. Not to mention the football first. Their economy is in an awful shape. Half of the people are unemployed slackers. Most of them still are some fancy lil' albanians and so on.

The other problem is their football cultur going down like Titanic sank in the fifties. Their allmighty lion Kahn can't play because he is on a safari drooling with some lions. Kinda weird would I say? :confused:

Then there comes this wnb Lehmann. Having an Audio shop and defensing the Germanys goal is definitely a job to handle. I donät know will he make it, but we'll see. Those unawares who don't know about his addiction to hifi will see this
link (http://www.lehmannaudio.de/) . He also has some serious pets guarding his residence. A crocodile, an parrot and last but not least, a colibri! Kinda of an bunch of animals. Stop reading here and think for 5 secs, what would it look like, when Lehmann's pets walked to the stadium middle in the game?

I would be like :confused:

Well, up to the next n1er. ballack the curlyhead. With blacks, The real Curly one got blond ones. Just an insider.

Well, he is a potential player. He could kick Germanys football into new sightings. Like to a new level with bunch of lil' curlies. Kinda funny, when you stop here and start to think. What would it look like, when 11 curlies ran in a bunch after the ball, on Stade De France.

After that I come to the conclusion that Germany needs a new referee. they have such low quality referees, that they even have to take bribes. Like some curly nees a lollipop to walk on to the curly school. Kinda weeeee one, drooling one and curling one. Think of that gentleman.

[Germanshepherd]

After that I come to the conclusion that Germany needs a new referee. they have such low quality referees, that they even have to take bribes.

Youre right in everything. But our referees are top-class, one of the best in the world. Markus Merk is World-referee of the year.

I dont know where you come from, but your country has some shity referees compared to ours.

[96Squig]

Germany is now in a serious trouble. Their country is going down in everything. Not to mention the football first. Their economy is in an awful shape. Half of the people are unemployed slackers. Most of them still are some fancy lil' albanians and so on.

The other problem is their football cultur going down like Titanic sank in the fifties. Their allmighty lion Kahn can't play because he is on a safari drooling with some lions. Kinda weird would I say? :confused:

Then there comes this wnb Lehmann. Having an Audio shop and defensing the Germanys goal is definitely a job to handle. I donät know will he make it, but we'll see. Those unawares who don't know about his addiction to hifi will see this
link (http://www.lehmannaudio.de/) . He also has some serious pets guarding his residence. A crocodile, an parrot and last but not least, a colibri! Kinda of an bunch of animals. Stop reading here and think for 5 secs, what would it look like, when Lehmann's pets walked to the stadium middle in the game?

I would be like :confused:

Well, up to the next n1er. ballack the curlyhead. With blacks, The real Curly one got blond ones. Just an insider.

Well, he is a potential player. He could kick Germanys football into new sightings. Like to a new level with bunch of lil' curlies. Kinda funny, when you stop here and start to think. What would it look like, when 11 curlies ran in a bunch after the ball, on Stade De France.

After that I come to the conclusion that Germany needs a new referee. they have such low quality referees, that they even have to take bribes. Like some curly nees a lollipop to walk on to the curly school. Kinda weeeee one, drooling one and curling one. Think of that gentleman.



We'r just looking for reasons to start a new WW *kidding*

I think we still have it quite good, a country still being able to worry about soccer can't be in that bad of a condition...

[SirManchester]

Germany is now in a serious trouble. Their country is going down in everything. Not to mention the football first. Their economy is in an awful shape. Half of the people are unemployed slackers. Most of them still are some fancy lil' albanians and so on.

The other problem is their football cultur going down like Titanic sank in the fifties. Their allmighty lion Kahn can't play because he is on a safari drooling with some lions. Kinda weird would I say? :confused:

Then there comes this wnb Lehmann. Having an Audio shop and defensing the Germanys goal is definitely a job to handle. I donät know will he make it, but we'll see. Those unawares who don't know about his addiction to hifi will see this
link (http://www.lehmannaudio.de/) . He also has some serious pets guarding his residence. A crocodile, an parrot and last but not least, a colibri! Kinda of an bunch of animals. Stop reading here and think for 5 secs, what would it look like, when Lehmann's pets walked to the stadium middle in the game?

I would be like :confused:

Well, up to the next n1er. ballack the curlyhead. With blacks, The real Curly one got blond ones. Just an insider.

Well, he is a potential player. He could kick Germanys football into new sightings. Like to a new level with bunch of lil' curlies. Kinda funny, when you stop here and start to think. What would it look like, when 11 curlies ran in a bunch after the ball, on Stade De France.

After that I come to the conclusion that Germany needs a new referee. they have such low quality referees, that they even have to take bribes. Like some curly nees a lollipop to walk on to the curly school. Kinda weeeee one, drooling one and curling one. Think of that gentleman.


HAHAHAHAHAHAH.....Mourinho?

[Vfbstuttgartfan]

The other problem is their football cultur going down like Titanic sank in the fifties. Their allmighty lion Kahn can't play because he is on a safari drooling with some lions. Kinda weird would I say? :confused:

Wow, i didn't that Titanic sunk in the fifties...
Kahn is on good form at the moment, so doesn's deserve too much criticism RIGHT NOW.

Then there comes this wnb Lehmann. Having an Audio shop and defensing the Germanys goal is definitely a job to handle. I donät know will he make it, but we'll see. Those unawares who don't know about his addiction to hifi will see this
link (http://www.lehmannaudio.de/) . He also has some serious pets guarding his residence. A crocodile, an parrot and last but not least, a colibri! Kinda of an bunch of animals. Stop reading here and think for 5 secs, what would it look like, when Lehmann's pets walked to the stadium middle in the game?

I would be like :confused: [QUOTE=Velvet]

Lehmann won't be onthe German side in a few months, and he isn't playing inGermany so this doesn't really matter.

[QUOTE=Velvet]Well, up to the next n1er. ballack the curlyhead. With blacks, The real Curly one got blond ones. Just an insider.

Well, he is a potential player. He could kick Germanys football into new sightings. Like to a new level with bunch of lil' curlies. Kinda funny, when you stop here and start to think. What would it look like, when 11 curlies ran in a bunch after the ball, on Stade De France. [QUOTE=Velvet]
You have said absolutely nothing to show that he is a bad footballer.

[QUOTE=Velvet]After that I come to the conclusion that Germany needs a new referee. they have such low quality referees, that they even have to take bribes. Like some curly nees a lollipop to walk on to the curly school. Kinda weeeee one, drooling one and curling one. Think of that gentleman

I guess having one of Germany's referees referee the final of Euro2004 means absolutely nothing. Referees make huge mistakes everywhere in allof Europes big leagues. Just look at this weekend in Italy, where Chievo lost the opportunity to get a great win against Juventus when a clear goal was judged not to have been behind the line.

[Velvet]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.....Mourinho?

Yap. Mourinho is an excellent manager. Did ya like my mourinho post, eh?

[Velvet]

Wow, i didn't that Titanic sunk in the fifties...


15. 4. 1912 to be exact.

[Germanshepherd]

I think we still have it quite good, a country still being able to worry about soccer can't be in that bad of a condition...

Apart from that football is discussed in Argentina, too..

But thats the freaking point in it. This process is a slowly one, and the people dont get it. France, Great Britain have a higher income per inhabitant than Germany. That is some amazing development if you look 10-15 years back.

And the slow process will continue, until some year its over and things will change dramatically.

Velvet is right.

Imagine Argentina was a rich country once.

[Velvet]

Apart from that football is discussed in Argentina, too..

But thats the freaking point in it. This process is a slowly one, and the people dont get it. France, Great Britain have a higher income per inhabitant than Germany. That is some amazing development if you look 10-15 years back.

And the slow process will continue, until some year its over and things will change dramatically.

Velvet is right.

Imagine Argentina was a rich country once.

Good speculation. Keep the opinions coming.

[Finquin]

Germany. The land of self lovers. Hitler, Schumacher, Ballack and Kahn "the monkey". You also have some "heavymetalbands" like Rammstein. n1 techno there.

Sorry, got lost.

Well, Germany's football situation looks pretty bad now. Kahn will retire after 2006 after the catastrophe. Ok, your goalkeeper situation is in ok condition. Hildebrand or Wiese will surely be a great replacement.

About the fancy lil' albanians:

Been there, done that. The situation is getting worse every year. One day Gerhard Schröder will be emulated by one of those albanians. That's when your going down, dudes.

And the football culture will be lost after Dortmund gets relegated from Bundesliga 1. Schalke and Bochum left in Garmisch Parschenkirchen? Too bad, too bad. Maybe a new Uhrmann will get known after that. Guess you don't know what I'm talking about now. Well, me neither. :eek:

Jens Lehmann's audio shop is really good, to be mentioned. But he surely is past his best already. Been already for 2-3 years. And Arsenal.. okay, won't hurt you, lil' low-standard-London-livers. (Arsenal is London's 3rd biggest team, after Tottenham and Chelsea)

I'd love to see Jens' pets walking down the pitch. Can you imagine the atmosphere.. Everyone standing.. Tapping for them... Screaming shouts, like "weeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and "n1 animal show going on there!!!". Hopefully Cannavaro won't be there with his short hair. He ain't bold anymore, btw.
Back to the animal show. Jens would probably set a red carpet on the animals' way behind the goal to applaud for The Jen I's great saves.

Ballack, in my opinion, is a great sweeper. He can tackle. And he has the most important skill, which every sweeper has to have; curly hair. It makes people laugh every time the curlyhairers are seen. That's why I, Finquin, the master of German football, recommend you all to use sunglasses. Dark ones, so you will only see the form of defender.

I wish Rudi Völler was a referee. That's a n1 curly hairer! :cool:

[Germanshepherd]

Finquin, thanks for Litmanen! :)

And yes we deserve some **********, but 2006 will be successful nonetheless and Finland not be in it.

PS: Did you just have a really bad ski-jumping accident or what?!

[The Old Lady Hertha]

Can't wait to see all you doubters when Germany wins WC 2006...

[Velvet]

Can't wait to see all you doubters when Germany wins WC 2006...

I can't wait to see the faces of finnish people, when we make the way to the WC. Hopefully 2048 :)

[wolfsburgh]

This is your brain:




And this is your brain on drugs (or is it a brain addled by mad cow disease from eating diseased reindeer):

Germany is now in a serious trouble. Their country is going down in everything. Not to mention the football first. Their economy is in an awful shape. Half of the people are unemployed slackers. Most of them still are some fancy lil' albanians and so on.

The other problem is their football cultur going down like Titanic sank in the fifties. Their allmighty lion Kahn can't play because he is on a safari drooling with some lions. Kinda weird would I say? :confused:

Then there comes this wnb Lehmann. Having an Audio shop and defensing the Germanys goal is definitely a job to handle. I donät know will he make it, but we'll see. Those unawares who don't know about his addiction to hifi will see this
link (http://www.lehmannaudio.de/) . He also has some serious pets guarding his residence. A crocodile, an parrot and last but not least, a colibri! Kinda of an bunch of animals. Stop reading here and think for 5 secs, what would it look like, when Lehmann's pets walked to the stadium middle in the game?

I would be like :confused:

Well, up to the next n1er. ballack the curlyhead. With blacks, The real Curly one got blond ones. Just an insider.

Well, he is a potential player. He could kick Germanys football into new sightings. Like to a new level with bunch of lil' curlies. Kinda funny, when you stop here and start to think. What would it look like, when 11 curlies ran in a bunch after the ball, on Stade De France.

After that I come to the conclusion that Germany needs a new referee. they have such low quality referees, that they even have to take bribes. Like some curly nees a lollipop to walk on to the curly school. Kinda weeeee one, drooling one and curling one. Think of that gentleman.

[wolfsburgh]

Let me repeat. This is your brain:




And this is your brain on drugs (or addled by mad cow disease contracted from bad reindeer meat):

Germany. The land of self lovers. Hitler, Schumacher, Ballack and Kahn "the monkey". You also have some "heavymetalbands" like Rammstein. n1 techno there.

Sorry, got lost.

Well, Germany's football situation looks pretty bad now. Kahn will retire after 2006 after the catastrophe. Ok, your goalkeeper situation is in ok condition. Hildebrand or Wiese will surely be a great replacement.

About the fancy lil' albanians:

Been there, done that. The situation is getting worse every year. One day Gerhard Schröder will be emulated by one of those albanians. That's when your going down, dudes.

And the football culture will be lost after Dortmund gets relegated from Bundesliga 1. Schalke and Bochum left in Garmisch Parschenkirchen? Too bad, too bad. Maybe a new Uhrmann will get known after that. Guess you don't know what I'm talking about now. Well, me neither. :eek:

Jens Lehmann's audio shop is really good, to be mentioned. But he surely is past his best already. Been already for 2-3 years. And Arsenal.. okay, won't hurt you, lil' low-standard-London-livers. (Arsenal is London's 3rd biggest team, after Tottenham and Chelsea)

I'd love to see Jens' pets walking down the pitch. Can you imagine the atmosphere.. Everyone standing.. Tapping for them... Screaming shouts, like "weeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and "n1 animal show going on there!!!". Hopefully Cannavaro won't be there with his short hair. He ain't bold anymore, btw.
Back to the animal show. Jens would probably set a red carpet on the animals' way behind the goal to applaud for The Jen I's great saves.

Ballack, in my opinion, is a great sweeper. He can tackle. And he has the most important skill, which every sweeper has to have; curly hair. It makes people laugh every time the curlyhairers are seen. That's why I, Finquin, the master of German football, recommend you all to use sunglasses. Dark ones, so you will only see the form of defender.

I wish Rudi Völler was a referee. That's a n1 curly hairer! :cool:

[96Squig]

Germany. The land of self lovers. Hitler, Schumacher, Ballack and Kahn "the monkey". You also have some "heavymetalbands" like Rammstein. n1 techno there.
Now we'r talking! Real german metal bands would be Blind Guardian, Subway to Sally, In Extremo and Twisted Sister, rammstein is only big over the pond, the same continent that gave us Korn, Slipknot and limp Bizkit and calls that metal...

[Velvet]

And this is your brain on drugs (or addled by mad cow disease contracted from bad reindeer meat):

We here in Finland DO take care of hygiene. We haven't had any mad cow diseases caused by cows or whatever reindeers living up north.

So, maybe you get a better insult next time? ;)

[mcweiss]

Sniff...Sniff


What is that smell?

Ah, yes...a real stinker of a post.

Lay off the pipe for a while.


OUT

[MKO|||]

SUOMI!!

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Btw, hasnt Finland the highest suicide rate in all of Europe? hmm...

[Alex_K]

Some bad trolling here. But one thing pissed me off. Mentioning Rammstein and Metal in the same sentence. Kids these day... *shakes head*

Now we'r talking! Real german metal bands would be Blind Guardian, Subway to Sally, In Extremo and Twisted Sister, rammstein is only big over the pond, the same continent that gave us Korn, Slipknot and limp Bizkit and calls that metal...

Umm... Twisted Sister aren't German, just for the record. But they WANNA ROCK! Blind Guardian counts as a real German Metal band though. Those are real German metal bands too: Accept, Accuser, Angel Dust, Arrow, Avalon, Avenger, Axxis, Biest, Bitterness, Black Destiny, Brainstorm, Bullet, Cacumen, Charger, Chinchilla, Cutty Sark, Danger, Darkness, Defcon, Defender, Deathrow, Desaster, Desperados, Destruction, Deztroyer, Doomstone, Dormant Misery, Edguy, Exumer, Faithful Breath, Final Cry, Freedom Call, Formel 1, Gamma Ray, Grave Digger, Gravestone, Grinder, Headhunter, Headshot, Headstone Epitaph, Helloween, Holy Moses, Iron Angel, Jester's March, Kreator, Living Death, Lucifer's Heritage, Mad Butcher, Majesty, Megace, Mekong Delta, Metalium, Minotaur, Mordor, Moshquito, Night In Gales, Out of Order, Primal Fear, Paradox, Paragon, Pharao, Poison (Ger), Protector, Rage, Restless, Risk, Ritual Steel, Running Wild, Sacred Chao, Sacred Steel, SADO, Scanner, Scorpions, SDI, Sieges Even, Sign, Sinner, Sodom, Steeler, Stormwarrior, Stormwitch, Tankard, Thunderhead, Torment, Tormentor, Tyran' Pace, Tyrant, UDO, Under Siege, Unicorn, Vendetta, Veto, Violent Force, Victory, Warlock, Warrant (Ger), Wasteland, Witchburner, X-Wild, Xandril, Zed Yago

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