Scum getting cheerleaders ?!!

[RFK 315]

Didn't see this anywhere else here-
gonna make our away games at the Swamp much more entertaining ....
Open casting call for team MetroGirlzz


Would you like to be a part of the new and exciting "Team MetroGirlzz?"
It's a dream job for outgoing, energetic and athletic sport lovers.

Team MetroGirlzz will consist of 11 individuals who will have the privilege of representing the MetroStars in the community. Team MetroGirlzz will bring excitement to everything that's "Metro". Team MetroGirlzz will represent the MetroStars with pride and passion while building a connection with soccer fans, clubs and the general audience.



http://metrostars.mlsnet.com/MLS/news/team_news.jsp?ymd=20050304&content_id=23483&vkey=news_met&fext=.jsp&team=met

and from their board:


http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=173756&page=1&pp=15


I wonder if this is because they're afraid of the Goat Girls ?
What's next ? Mexican flag night ?

[CHICO13]

Are hairy armpits mandatory?

[michael greene]

Prediction:

Djorkaeff starts the season as a forward, slides back to DM by May as it becomes apparent he has nothing left, and then is named manager of the MetroGirlzz by July.

[Detective40oz]

Well any Metrogirl will already have a 2 "cup" headstart on the Metroboys....."How many trophies have you won.....Not a F'ing one!
"

[fatbastard]

I wonder if this is because they're afraid of the Goat Girls ?
I swear you can find a picture of anything on the 'net...

http://www.kevhead.com/images6/GoatGirl.jpg

looks kinda like Siri Mullinix ...... except the beard :)

[BigKris]

I noticed in their job description they specifically note that there is close engagement with Metros fans and yet they neglected to mention that you need a strong ability to suppress your gag reflex.

[gocaps]

It's Jersey, so mullets are a requirement. Here's the first pick:
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/classifications/01/powerdykemullet.JPG

[BigKris]

Well any Metrogirl will already have a 2 "cup" headstart on the Metroboys....."How many trophies have you won.....Not a F'ing one!
"

Just two cups? Don't cows usually have more than two teats?

[K]

Hmm, if they have big hair how can they wear those cute plastic red hats? :p

K

[DeKo21DCU]

Yikes. What is becoming of our top notch league?
Please please PLEASE United NEVER consider this.

[rocketeer22]

Didn't DC United make a similar announcement at the beginning of last year? Though, I don't think the announcement specified male or female. And, I think it was just tied to game day activities.

[Detective40oz]

Didn't DC United make a similar announcement at the beginning of last year? Though, I don't think the announcement specified male or female. And, I think it was just tied to game day activities.

That was for game day greeters (the girls that handout the Freekick magazines and paper airplane/confetti material)...if I remember specifically it asked for college aged females, and I have no complaints with that :D

[Lanky134]

The search for "Team MetroGirlzz" is apparently over. MFO has apparently decided on this group of local girls...

http://eil.com/newgallery/Bon-Jovi-Only-Lonely-181073.jpg

[Detective40oz]

The search for "Team MetroGirlzz" is apparently over. MFO has apparently decided on this group of local girls...

http://eil.com/newgallery/Bon-Jovi-Only-Lonely-181073.jpg

Well they are slippery when wet!

[DeKo21DCU]

That was for game day greeters (the girls that handout the Freekick magazines and paper airplane/confetti material)...if I remember specifically it asked for college aged females, and I have no complaints with that :D

Apparently they weren't all that successful though because I often had a older guy listening to headphones handing stuff to me.

[sch2383]

I wonder how hard it will be to make them cry?

[BBBulldog]

haha Metrostars never disapoint :)

I can't think of a better way to take a dump on your supporters than to hire people to do their job :D

[fatbastard]

I wonder how hard it will be to make them cry?We can definitely try :D Shouldn't be too hard, their eyes will be stinging from the AquaNet anyway.

I'm not sure what's funnier, this thread - or the one on the metrotard forum .....

[Sundevil9]

I, for one, am very happy that they've finally decided to create a specific role for Mark Lisi. :D

[TEConnor]

I'm not sure what's funnier, this thread - or the one on the metrotard forum .....

Definitely the metrotard forum. The big hair pictures take the cake.

Tim