Rooney dieting?

[kopiteinkc]

Low carb diet isn't working out for Shrek:

http://iats-coe2.missouri.edu/~whistlet/mark/rooneymufc.jpg

[liverbird]

Low carb diet isn't working out for Shrek:

http://iats-coe2.missouri.edu/~whistlet/mark/rooneymufc.jpg


He's waiting for Granny to service him

[billyireland]

My God he must have gained a pound for every point Manchester United are ahead of Liverpool! :eek:

[liverbird]

My God he must have gained a pound for every point Manchester United are ahead of Liverpool! :eek:

Sure Billy it would be more like a stone per point. :D

[billyireland]

Sure Billy it would be more like a stone per point. :D
Ask anybody who frequents the Kop, they all got a good look at him ;).

[liverbird]

Ask anybody who frequents the Kop, they all got a good look at him ;).

Oh yes, he did score a goal against us. Still he's in Danny Murphy's shadow when it comes to game winners against the old enemy. Have ya no sensa huma, over tere in Tublin. :D

[billyireland]

Oh yes, he did score a goal against us. Still he's in Danny Murphy's shadow when it comes to game winners against the old enemy. Have ya no sensa huma, over tere in Tublin. :D
That impression of a Dublin accent was just weak, man. You'd be better off trying "wears yer senseh hew-emer 'n' Duubl'n". Much better :D.

[liverbird]

Ah the whole thread is weak. I tried an abrupt transition from Scouse (sensa huma) to Nort Dublin (tere in Tublin). Probably I should stick to English and avoid the dialects.

[billyireland]

Ah the whole thread is weak. I tried an abrupt transition from Scouse (sensa huma) to Nort Dublin (tere in Tublin). Probably I should stick to English and avoid the dialects.
Came across as more west of Ireland to me, if that's any further omen ;).

[usscouse]

Ah the whole thread is weak. I tried an abrupt transition from Scouse (sensa huma) to Nort Dublin (tere in Tublin). Probably I should stick to English and avoid the dialects.Wen didja lern english?

[liverbird]

Wen didja lern english?

lol