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skipshady
03 Mar 2005, 05:52 PM
So I didn't know this Kidz Bop (http://www.kidzbop.com/) existed until I saw a commercial for it on late night TV recently.

I was midly fascinated, especially after seeing some of the songs: http://www.musicspacekids.com/product.asp?beFreeSourceID=&catalog%5Fname=MusicSpace2&product%5Fid=MS9089

"Pieces of Me" and "Let's Get It Started" were expected, though I wondered if how many kids know the original title of the latter. But then I wasn't sure if some of the songs seemed a little, hmmm, grown up for kids (kidz?). The heartbreak and betrayal in "Leave (Get Out)" aren't exactly the sort of drama I experienced in my prepubescent years.

Though the best one in there is Modest Mouse's "Float On", as pointed out by Ultragrrrl (http://ultragrrrl.blogspot.com/2005/03/good-news-is-on-way-kidz-bop-is.html). Sample lyrics:
"I backed my car into a cop car the other day... YEAH!"
"A fake Jamacian took every last dime with that scam... YEAH!"

At this point, I'm beginning to suspect if they aren't really targetting kids. Especially with the late night commercials, are they actually targetting college kidz and/or stonerz? Seriously, can you imagine stoned off your ass and listening to children sing Maroon 5? This is the sort of thing my perpetually stoned hallmates would have bought if they saw the commercial.

Alex_1
03 Mar 2005, 07:20 PM
Oh dear lord... Kidz Bop... my brother in law got it for my nieces, nephews. It's utter torture. I mean, it's great in the commercial, Skip. But if you have to babysit or are taking the kids out, there's nothing good about these cd's. Trust me. Pure evil. As a matter of fact, I can't be within 5 feet of the actual discs or I'll fall victim to a sudden shooting pain triggering a massive head-ache. It happens without fail when I'm in the drug store or supermarket check-out area.

scaryice
03 Mar 2005, 07:34 PM
I think they did "All The Small Things" before, which amuses me.

Footix
05 Mar 2005, 10:42 PM
Ultragrrrl's link is down, but you can grab an MP3 of "Float On" here (http://s30.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=24JB67OPN7Y9P2HGQMZWCWEM4C).

I'm burning a copy for my 4 yr old niece as we speak...I'm hoping for the Kaiser Chiefs' "I Predict A Riot" to be on Kidz Bop 8.

yimmy
06 Mar 2005, 02:04 PM
Baba Booey was talking about Kidz Bop on the Howard Stern show one time. He mentioned that tons of parents are buying this stuff.

bigredfutbol
06 Mar 2005, 02:23 PM
Baba Booey was talking about Kidz Bop on the Howard Stern show one time. He mentioned that tons of parents are buying this stuff.

Alert Social Services. These families need intervention.

metrocorazon
06 Mar 2005, 03:17 PM
I dont understand why people wont just get the original?

I guess I just dont get the joke.